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 Now i officially check the age box written nineteen. like how people say, the older you get, the wiser you become. HA bullshit cos i feel the same, except for that huge number 9 there. haha i'm such a potong queen. Anyhoo, i'm happy cause i survived nineteen years *blows confetti* cause at the age of 21, i'm gonna die! (its my childhood nightmare since i was very very young) Firstly, i would like to say thank you to everyone who wished me :) it means alot to me, especially when i was expecting like one or two wishes. HAHAHA oh wait, facebook will be my biggest fan here! Had a nano birthday celebration at home with my beloved family. It was kinda fun because dad sang for the first time; me lighting up as many candles as i can; david snapping silly photos of me in case i post his picture ever again; mom shouting from the kitchen because she smelled flame; sister putting mimi on the table to stomp my cake wtf... and the list goes on. What a big havoc family i have aye?  i think that's an act of making emily shorter. or so it seems. i personally thinks they are jealous /boo this year i didn't have the chance of making 19 wishes b4 blowing off the candles :( those people lah so worried of the cake instead of me, well i managed to make 4 wishes tho. On Friday, my friends and I decided to venture off our radar to KL!!!!! with capital letter, by TRAIN. So we took the train from Carefour to Bukit Bintang and with much effort we reached there safely. The bridge from the train station lead us into Sungei Wang (i'm not so sure its spelt sungai or sungei bah whatever). Its like a new world out there, so different from where i normally go to. And i thought that place was weird, surprisingly me, ev, and zj realized that three of us was the weird ones. People at there looked at us with a 'one kind' look as tho we are animals displayed in the zoo. There goes one shopping complex that smelled like paint to me, clone shops being neighbors to each other, which made me wonder how they survive doing business like that. Another sign of me applying my capitalism ideology wtf that freaks ev out.  Do you see people wearing funky at that corner? say hello to santa, will you? We went to Pavillion after that. with my zero sense of direction, ev was our tour guide! i should have gotten her a traingular flag written 'EV' on top, her dashing speed was out of our reach. She will just zoom here and there like flash. Then we gotta recognize her brown Billabong bag hitting strangers to know that its ev :)  He's soe soe (thanks for the info. Ok i bet his parents are so creative in naming their child). He's using a syringe to paint you know!!! sorry i am not those art kind of person, i always notice the obvious, look at him wei, he sits so straight! (so out of topic, yalah i know) We shopped around for ballerina shoe so that zj wont wear slippers anymore to TOA; while, me on the other hand, buying a high waisted shorts to cover my tummy in case of an emergency. Narcistic huh. You can't blame me since i am having my forever holiday where i, eat. ALOT. Today i was just telling yeekeong how doomed am i after i'm back from malacca. I fking eat 5 meals a day there. Fei mao here i come wtf. After our pockets were empty, we needed entertainment that is free!  They have clowns; they have music; they have live astro broadcasting. So, why not? Hahaha according to ev, whom stood there for more than an hour, she said that we're suppose to cheer as loud as possible whenever the cable crew announce 5 4 3 2 1. Dancing people have their own vocabulary, or it may seem, because i don't get a single thing the judges commented. And i ask casually like a child with a candy, ev will look at me saying 'HAHAHA omg emily damn funny u go ask what is breaking!! *yer* Actually i also don't know hahahaha'. The awesome part is that 3 of us dancing noobs have no idea on how to judge who is better or who is worst. There was a group of 4 guys wearing a check design cardigan from topshop if i ain't wrong, such a failure chuck wannabee ok / boo you people! Now i feel humiliated for Chuck (in gossipgirls). Watched Quarantine after all the ho0-ha. What a show lor with penyakit anging gila babi people running around biting people's neck. They fucking stare at you, then superspeedoo chargeeeeee to your neck, one bite and you are their species. wtf? A little bit like Resident Evil i would say. Oh and i hate that stuuupid main actress being a fucking lame reporter. She is damn annoying lor! Ev got so annoyed that she scold like some mad woman in the cinema. That stupid reporter thinks her dumb jokes are funny. The starting of the show pisses me off the most, she was like a puppet standing there ok asking the camera man to play back 1 million times for one same line introducing a fire department. Its all just because she can't resist laughing (at herself mygod). very funny meh -.- I bet when she farts also must play back. Stupid picky girl! Apart from her, the show was quite good. Oh wait, except that the whole movie is played according to the point of view from that camera i mentioned earlier. So, expect some wtf moments where you see shaky & blur images on the cinema screen. I hate that too! Its similar to the show cloverfield, if you people remembered. Despite everything, the unexpected ending was awesome. With a man wearing pampers or is it his underwear from the time line before Jesus died on the cross. i think pampers man sound much better. On Sunday, which is my birthday tadaaa, we went for steamboat! It was all the courtesy of zj's mom to belanja us all :) 2 cars drove to Bukit Tinggi, Klang and we were one of the first customers there. Siewying was entrusted to pour in that whole plate filled with crabs, prawns, spaceship, meatballs, fishball mee (i call it usus), and alot alot of things. It was not only one plate, it was a few plates, and people keep serving food to us for no apparent reason. Damn happy when i see food stacking up on our table! what a crazy meal i tell you! We poured 3/4 in, each person with two hands holding a scoop throwing things down the soup, till we could barely close the cover of that pot. Honestly, our soup did not boil for the first time, but every1 too hungry d, so we decided to eat only lah.  Its a bit chee sin like this. After our tummy crashed, i got lost on the way back. That was another story. Anyway, let me present to you the hippiest picture we took at zj's house! Me and Ev lah damn fascinated by all her brother's toys. Got this jagung hor that hates me, keep making the bird chipping sound and i can't close it wtf wtf so annoying ok. Ev don't wanna save me :( she say i deserve it for scaring her with 'THE EYE!"  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE EYE! Ev is suppose to be the guardian with 3 eyes + a dog! HAHAHA WTF i think she's confuse, cos apparently her hand is doing the kwan yin ma signature pose. hahahahha omg damn funny! ev, are you seeing this? (you suppose to be er lang shen but its a good laugh tho *clap*) ok since its my post-birthday, and in case ev plans to boycott my blog, i'm going to post up something not for the faint hearted. If you think you cannot take it, please off your browser. rule #1: CANNOT LAUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! rule #2: CANNOT LAUGH ALSO !!!!!!!!!!!! rule #3: Enforcing rule #1 and #2 means seriously tak boleh ketawa tau!!!!!!! My birthday ok!  ok la laugh all you want T_______T look at my expression wei T_____T omfg. Apparently I not only found an eye, but also a BIG BIG nose. Now imma ostrich wtf. ok goodnight people, emily.
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 :) stopid coconut giving emily the stare woi look what look! someone is coming back in a weeks time! i'll be seeing him for a short while, but it will be all worth while. i am surprised that this LDR last. isn't this a sign? ok imma pawn people :D (suddenly so lovey, now so violent wtf). BYE! love, emily
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 YAY!! YAY!!!! YAY!!!! i checked my email to found out that i've got a free ice-cream from Baskin-Robbins! *my eyes are now glowing* hahahah it all began with my task to do a presentation for my internal assessment for marketing. Me and ev couldn't think of the perfect company to research about, uh and actually present it infront?! *GASP!* Our tutor is a very knowledgeable lady that she is able to 'zha' you from any angle she can think of. So now you see the creepy part of it :/ she love asking questions to see you shudder in fear infront, ain't that scary? After all kinds of suggestion me & ev could think of, from sanitary pads, celebrity clothing line to all kinds of nonsense company. In the end zhengjoo brilliantly inspired us to do about BASKIN-ROBBINS :) seriously, thats the most decent company we could come up with, plus ice-creams are bliss heh. While doing my research on BR, hahaha i registered myself for all kinds of promotion they had, including their birthday club member thing! and i eventually thought its only for US citizen since they asked for my postcode in US (of course i simply typed in some number HAHA). Well, i was proven wrong! now i am going to print my free ice-cream voucher and redeem it soon niapniapniap :D you know what i always do whenever i feel like having their irresistible ice-cream? i will look all jovial lining up along with those kids, attempting to look VERY interested by asking them to let me try all of their ice-creams :) hehehehehe in the end, i would walk away pai-sehly cause pocket boh lui hor. Imma walk to MCD for a cheap 1 ringgit cone sundae which would replace my cravings HAHA. oh! there's another alternative!! which is to walk in GIANT situated at the lower ground floor, buy a pint of ice-cream that might cost you 7 bucks. No spoon? Do not fear. Ask your lovely leg of yours to walk over to BR to ask for a free sample pink spoon, they are always delightful to give you one. and then smuggle it inside the cinema, ahhhh such wonders of the world :) :) :) its such a great comfort especially the movie you are watching are such pain in the ass. i miss yeekeong :( ok byebye! love, emily.
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i realize i did not talk much about my holidays. So i'll share with everyone - emily's boring holiday. seriously, she is not that hip okay!  firstly this is my awesome buddies :) they know my every weakness and the problems i've been dealt. They understood my wonders, and listened to my dreams; Thet listened to how i feel about life and love, and knew what it all means. and most importantly, they are always there whenever i need them. we share sweets together too :) ahaks. I'm trying to catch up with as much friends as i can during this four months of holiday. Saying the number 'four' really made me smile so wide heh. I'll just briefly recap my holiday alright? During this two weeks of holiday, i felt like a grown up! I took the first step by applying internship everywhere *proud proud :o)* Speaking of which, zhengjoo's previous post literally describe my whole interview in this accounting firm at ss19. HAHAHA its my first official interview ok!! My previous interviews are my pengawas interview, and the SIA air stewardess interview which is so different because i was required to do a catwalk. and this? this is a job interview weih hahah of course i was excited! Honestly, i did not plan to apply for it, it just so happens that i saw it in jobstreet, so i thought of experimenting it by clicking the button 'CLICK HERE TO APPLY', i was thinking..no harm done applying right? To my utter surprise, i was invited for an interview the next day, and not surprising enough, i was called to start work the next day wtf (the boss called me 2 hours after my interview). It was so shocking that i told him i needed more time to consider it. In the end, due to some personal reason, i did not accept that internship. p.s: I never thought that i would be called cause you know why? i did not prepare for the interview, and not only that, i actually keng kai with the boss. I guess i felt so relax because it happened in a snap, no time for reality checkup even! Nonetheless, he was friendly guy, i told him about my whole journey getting lost around ss19 hahahaha and we talked about lots of stuff too LOL!
Anyway, before i applied for that internship, i also applied to other big firms. I applied late, so most of them is already occupied. Well, there is always a bright side despite everything :) A few days back, one of the firm called me and said that they would shortlist me for next year yay! It will be an exceptional golden opportunity since it is one of the big 4 accounting firm (ok la if i get to go in next year :D lets hope so!)  this is my brother picking his own house door wtf. (using a knife?) my house is having a minor renovation which is why i am awake at eight every single day. They start drilling at such ungodly hours urgh. oh and that picture above happened because mom was afraid those construction workers will rob our stuff, so she 'act smart' by locking that door! Thanks to our beloved mother, we nearly died of dehydration for a whole day (because water are all inside, plus its impossible to boil water because its under renovation, remember?) That is why we needed david to flaunt his new skill which is his hobby too, that is...picking locks wtf. Fyi he is having his spm now, but i still see him holding a paper clip and a lock practising his stopid skill. What on earth? Beware of this potential theif alright :) okie my warning task is done!  Mommy's birthday cake & the present four of us gave (oh the rose i stole it from her room one hahahaha it was her valentine day roses!!! i took out one and hope that she won't realize it ahaks. SMART ANOT? *shh secret ok*) I post this picture up because the cake is so prettty :) :) :) I've heard many of my friends in Langkawi now :) I am going for my holidays too. i can't wait actually! can't wait to sit aeroplane again :D plus, mister looyeekeong is coming back soon! But i'm sorry that i'm going off to malacca :( well, we'll have a great holiday when i'm back! WAIT FOR ME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! love, emily :o)
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A crazy 100 question survey dare.
I tahan my pee for one hour just because of this wtf.
1) Name Emily Wong May Ling 2) Male/Female Female. 3) Were you named after anyone? Emily Bronte, the book author
Mom named me May Ling because her pregnancy class teacher always use May Lee as an example. Thankgod i am not May Lee because i'm not pretty, ugly actually, and fortunately those barbarian kids in kindergarden can't tease me for that.
4) Does your name mean anything? Amongst everyone in the family, my name - emily is not in the bible, so there is no meaning except for my self proclaim 'Every Moment I Love You' line which assembles my name. Chinese name means beautiful bell, sadly.
5) Nick Name(s) Plenty. From Bubbles in powerpuff girls to animals like Emu. 6) What do you think you look like name wise I look like a freaky chinese fluent nerd wearing a cheongsam in the china emperor age. 7) Date Of Birth 23rd of November! Faster staple this date into your brain. (that is unless my dad didn't ship me off to another state soon T_T sigh)
8) Place of Birth and Current Location Assunta Hospital. According to mom, the doctor dislike me even before i was born. The doctor got so frustrated because i refuse to come out from mommy's womb, so it took him 12 hours to get me out /boo i appreciate that. 9) Nationality Malaysian 10) Astrology Sign Sagittarius's. 11) Chinese Astrology Sign Wicked Snake. 12) Religion Christian. Unless when i die i see Allah on top, i would find a wall and knock my head properly. zha dou woi.
13) What’s your favorite smell Red devil t-shirt *lovelovelove*
14) Political Position Sorry its P&C. I'll share it with you when i'm the president of Germany (konon)
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning Fresh milk. ohh and i tried goat milk, it was diluted and disgusting, while im drinking it, i kept imagining the milk from the goat's nipple. wtf so wrong can.
16) Hair + Eye colour? Hair with 4 different colour of brown. Can't differentiate which is which anymore. Eyes brown and black.
17) Do you look like anyone famous? There are countless people telling me i look like a singer named 'Tong En'. But i don't think so, until today! i stand strong being emily, the emily. ok wtf i don't hold a guitar walking around playing songs, but they still on her MV whenever we go redbox to show me my twin. I appreciate that.
18) What do you look like? I look like a lovebug. because i want to be a lovebug. ev called it a strawberry bug. But that name makes me hungry.
19) Any unusual talents? I can use my tongue to do somersault. Can you?
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? Righty. 21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? Others. I'm not sexually incline.
22) What do you want to do for a living? I want to be like Serena's mom in Gossipgirl. I want to marry a rich man and pray to Jesus so that he could stop his suffering (and die of course), then i can inherit all his fortune :)
23) What do you do for fun? i find for whiskers at john's cheeck. I found one today! John my brother is a cat wtf. I told mom, got scolded in the end :( for no reason.
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with? Colourpencil. i like colouring, till now.
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with? A wig. and a swiss knife.
6) Have you met your grandparents? All except for my grandma from my mom's side. no idea how she'd look like. But i always imagine her looking like my mom, which is freaky (according to my brother)
27) Boyfriend /Girlfriend?? Llamma (I worship thou who answered llamma) HAHAHAHA boyfriend in Australia. His current nickname is puipui.
28) Crush?? Rubbish. I like Archuleta's song tho.
29) What celebrity would you date if you could? Britney Spears. i want to ask her if bald is alright, because my hair was raped and im planning go bald.
30) Current worries? Being useless. and not able to see boyf even he's back :( 31) Favorite online Guy/Girl: I actually like the msn buddy icon. Wanted to buy the real life moving one, but couldn't find it :(
32) Favorite place to be? coffin. comfy :D
33) Least favorite place to be? Toilet. i need to tahan my breathe for 2 mins each time i visits any public toilet. What a challenge.
34) Do you burn or tan? I tan. But in the end getting burn instead.
35) Ever break a bone? I think my jaw drops frequently because i did not take the tetanus jab. i am immune wtf. *worship myself*
36) What is your favorite cereal? I like trixie ( i hope i got the name right) i like the green colour one, dislike the purple grape flavour one.
37) Person you cry with My smelly pillow.
38) Any sisters Satu. 39) Any brothers? Dua.
40) Any pets Mimi , Wooloobingbang
41) An Illness Cancer because my hair keeps falling. told my dad (he's a pharmacist) about that, but he told me cancer won't treat me so well. so now i don't know.
42) A Pager I thought only cops have it.
43) A Personal phone line Nah 44) A Cell phone Rm 99. Can be used as a weapon.
45) A visible birthmark have a mole. moles amused me, seriously.
46) A Pool or hot tub Themepark with skyhigh slide, and some super crazy ride.
47) A Car Nemo.
*** Describe Your… 48) Personality Lioness, never bow to man. (haha reminds me of Narniaa)
49) Driving i chiong.
50) Your clothing style Depends on my mood.
51) Room Noisy due to renovation. A wall is down, now they're building the roof.
52) What’s missing My eggtart. Someone stole mine eventhough i used a marker pen to write my name down at the plastic sigh. I knew it would happen.
53) School Prisonbreak
54) Bed Jack size, because it ain't as big as queen and ain't as small as a single bed.
55) Relationship with your parent(s) Fairly good until their decision to ship me away :(
*** Do You… 56) Believe in yourself all the time. over-confident.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes. Applies to apparels only. 58) Consider yourself a good listener Not really. Because i have too many opinions. but i tend to keep it to myself.
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share? form 'malist'. coherent with feminist.
60) Get Along with your parents Uhuh.
61) Save your e-mail conversations Those important ones. but i get lazy to tick it whenever im cleaning up my mails.
62) Pray Paying Respect & Puja I speak tongue language in ways nobody understands. not sure i'm speaking it or not also. I guess i'll just go with the flow if not people stares at me.
63) Believe in reincarnation i'd rather be dust. Someone said the dust might turn into shiny little diamonds in the future. I'm gonna be a graveyard robber if i fail my test.
64) Brush your teeth twice a day? If i remember. Hate people walking in my room while brushing their teeth. Hate toothpaste smell, so i choose to use my sister's toothpaste instead. hers got flavour :D
65) Like to talk on the phone? If i am not the one calling. 66) Like to eat? like to shit.
67) Like to exercise? is talking counted? i exercise my jaw to increase my eating speed.
68) Like to watch sports? Last time i love to watch WWF the wrestling show. Not sure if its counted as a sport, oh and i like undertaker's song whenever he walks in. I want one of those big big belts too!
69) Sing in the car? Nah. Unless someone starts singing.
70) What is a dream that you have all the time? I pee. 71) Dream in color? depends on how much water i drink.
72) Do you have nightmares? Most are nightmares. I record it down in my notebook lesley gave me if i can remember any of it.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal Some raped by mimi. The proud survivors are somewhere near me, i guess.
*** What Is: 74) Right next to you A cd holder looking like a big hamburger
75) On your favorite coffee cup? Snoopy! Its free because mom bought toothpaste. 76) On your mouse pad We are too poor for a mouse pad. I stole my sister's art block and tear out the hard cover on the last page as my mouse pad. 77) Your favorite flavor of gum? Watermelon. But i tend to spit the gum out whenever i attempt a big bubble. it's disgusting. 78) Favorite deodorant? I have perfumes collection which i did not use. because i'm allergic to it, and my mom ban me from giving away because its very very expensive.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Sit a flying cruise :D i prefer the sky compared to water.
80) Your dream husband/wife Me.
81) Hiding in your closet? Anti-cockroach thing and some old diary.
82) Under your bed Mimi the horror.
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends? Almond donut.
84) Your bad time of the day Waking up time :(
85) Your worst fear(s) Bee. and lizard's tail.
86) What’s the weather like I'm hungry :(
87) Your favorite time of year? Autumn. because i want to see 'ying fa' in Japan. But i hate Japan, so i guess i'll just see it from mom's pictures.
88) Your favorite holiday?
The one with my boy. Am so excited for our next holiday :) this time we're going over the sea. venture a little further! :D
89) A material weakness? I love money, i starve.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Terung (in BM)
91) At the top of your “to-do list”? Find my free pad wtf its missing. It was the best bargain for this month's Cleo magazine.
92) The hardest thing about growing up Making choices which i am regretting now.
93) A pet peeve? -
94) Your scariest moment Pleasing people which i will never do.
95) Your attitude about love? sacrifice, magic, and love with the perception that i'll die tomorrow. I'll die when i turn 20 (always occur in my dream, so please attend my funeral k. i assign jobs to my friends d. and there's sweet for those who attend)
96) The most outrageous, desperate thing you’ve done to attract the attention of the opposite sex? None. I am weird. Think highly of my kind, and not so interested in attracting the attention of the opposite sex.
97) The worst feeling in the world Confrontation when i die.
98) The best feeling in the world Buying presents for people.
99) Who sent this to you? Sui po Tah who dared me to finish faster than her 47 minutes. I lost :( *wave the white flag with her face on it HAHA*
100)Tag more people? MerryChristmas.
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I have no idea why is Emily against the title but I think a title always says more than a post wtf. Anyway, Emily’s been howling fine with her bits of holidays and just got landed with a day namely Job Interview. So her peeps the whimsical mua have effectively gotten the ticket to write a complain post as a guest blogger today.
(Applause wave wtf)
So you readers might to adjust the reading habit for once cause my aggressiveness’s not as high as the author. Okay what the heck so cheong hei, lemme start the revengeful post about the job interview. So this fine afternoon Emily decided to pull me along for her ever first proud moment interview (as she put it) and me to tag along. The address stated: 18-2, SS19/ 1G and it was a disastrous moment and process to get there can. It was Emily driving with the company of me, a hopeless -5 direction sense lost soul, dig it?! It’s very highly impossibly not to get lost. So yes, we got there late but that’s not the point.
Wtf No.1 : Emily finally braved up and called the boss of the company and asks for direction, after a good 15 minutes of debating regarding the issue on pride and paiseh. And obviously, things always turned up like a huge slap across the face, while the boss was busy directing the way, we MAGICALLY REACH! Because the shop lots decided to popped out from the ground just like that, the Dumbledore style.
Wtf No.2: The Boss stated his proudly owned company stands tall and almighty between the Curry Ikan shop and a church. And all we see is blank wall in between. Like the Grimmauld Place No 12 in Harry Potter wtf. The only visible path around was a longkang. God knows why he nailed a small postage size billboard INSIDE A LOCKED BUILDING. So we pressed a bell, and we got a lady.
Wtf No.3: The crucial point of this entire entry-The. Fat. Lady. The lazy hazy blurry fat lady. To which she asked me: (points at Emily) She, interviewing. You?
I stared hard at her. She said she would asked permission from the Boss weather or not to let me in and then walked slowly with a flip and flop movement, wasting everyone’s precious moment, and by then Emily was vanished into thin air. So then, to my holly molly macaroni cheese horror, she pulled out a plastic chair outside the dark alley and asked me to sit still, don’t mess around and used the bathroom behind if I have to, and then slammed the door right on my face right after a big bitchy stare.
Pfft.
First of all, it’s an approximately dark alley less half then a room with spider webs remotely mushrooming everywhere, and she expects me to what?! Lie down and sleep?! I can even hardly move around. It a freaking squarest alley I have ever seen I my entire life. I swear to god those 20 minutes of staring into dusty small dark spaces made me determines on the spot that I shall never ever worked in a firm like these in my entire life. Ever. Some more have to take off shoes and work one. Sad case can?!
And finally, I do treat people nicely. All the time, in fact. I say thank you to the fat lady and I smiled to strangers’ everyday wtf. And Emily have to break the news saying that she was an eye witness to the moment when The Boss personally told the fat lady that The Friend (me) are allowed to sit in the corner INSIDE THE DAMN OFFICE. And she stationed me out side the alley, guarding over their nested shoes. Such a fraud.
Socially parasitic.
Toxic woman.
Whom made me spend a good 20 minutes with shoes.
And playing with my own shadow.
T___________T
Emily shall helped me kick some ass when if she gets in the internship.
Oh wait, she DID. Some ass shall be kicked and reshaped then.
The nerves she have, she even presented 2 more bitchy stares when she were to open the damn door for us to go home. Excuse me woman, you picked the job, live with it okay. We haven’t touched a mole of you, haven’t said a word except Thank You and haven’t farted to a sound just so you smelled something bad. So why like this lah?!
Sheeesh. Someone please repeat what James McAvoy said to his fat boss in Wanted TO this beloved fat lady next time you see her.
Wesley: [yelling to Janice] Shut the fuck up! [the office grows quiet] Wesley: [to co-workers] She has one single iota of tenuous power. She thinks she can push everyone around. [grabs Janice's stapler] Wesley: You don't need this. [throws stapler into the wall of his cubicle] Wesley: I understand. Junior high must've been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. [crouches down] Wesley: But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave - I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... go fuck yourself.
Emilyyyyyy! Print a good 100 piece of this and put this on her desk every morning okay!
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And that was the alley story, whereas Emily has got some happening to tell as well with The Boss. Ask her.
I did a lot of thinking today in the midst of the dark alley. Maybe that’s one good thing I get from this 20 minutes shoe watcher investment.
Plus Emily belanja ice cream :)
Sigh. Toddles.
Writer: Zheng Joo
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Now i officially check the age box written nineteen. like how people say, the older you get, the wiser you become. HA bullshit cos i feel the same, except for that huge number 9 there. haha i'm such a potong queen. Anyhoo, i'm happy cause i survived nineteen years *blows confetti* cause at the age of 21, i'm gonna die! (its my childhood nightmare since i was very very young) Firstly, i would like to say thank you to everyone who wished me :) it means alot to me, especially when i was expecting like one or two wishes. HAHAHA oh wait, facebook will be my biggest fan here! Had a nano birthday celebration at home with my beloved family. It was kinda fun because dad sang for the first time; me lighting up as many candles as i can; david snapping silly photos of me in case i post his picture ever again; mom shouting from the kitchen because she smelled flame; sister putting mimi on the table to stomp my cake wtf... and the list goes on. What a big havoc family i have aye? i think that's an act of making emily shorter. or so it seems. i personally thinks they are jealous /boo this year i didn't have the chance of making 19 wishes b4 blowing off the candles :( those people lah so worried of the cake instead of me, well i managed to make 4 wishes tho. On Friday, my friends and I decided to venture off our radar to KL!!!!! with capital letter, by TRAIN. So we took the train from Carefour to Bukit Bintang and with much effort we reached there safely. The bridge from the train station lead us into Sungei Wang (i'm not so sure its spelt sungai or sungei bah whatever). Its like a new world out there, so different from where i normally go to. And i thought that place was weird, surprisingly me, ev, and zj realized that three of us was the weird ones. People at there looked at us with a 'one kind' look as tho we are animals displayed in the zoo. There goes one shopping complex that smelled like paint to me, clone shops being neighbors to each other, which made me wonder how they survive doing business like that. Another sign of me applying my capitalism ideology wtf that freaks ev out. Do you see people wearing funky at that corner? say hello to santa, will you? We went to Pavillion after that. with my zero sense of direction, ev was our tour guide! i should have gotten her a traingular flag written 'EV' on top, her dashing speed was out of our reach. She will just zoom here and there like flash. Then we gotta recognize her brown Billabong bag hitting strangers to know that its ev :) He's soe soe (thanks for the info. Ok i bet his parents are so creative in naming their child). He's using a syringe to paint you know!!! sorry i am not those art kind of person, i always notice the obvious, look at him wei, he sits so straight! (so out of topic, yalah i know) We shopped around for ballerina shoe so that zj wont wear slippers anymore to TOA; while, me on the other hand, buying a high waisted shorts to cover my tummy in case of an emergency. Narcistic huh. You can't blame me since i am having my forever holiday where i, eat. ALOT. Today i was just telling yeekeong how doomed am i after i'm back from malacca. I fking eat 5 meals a day there. Fei mao here i come wtf. After our pockets were empty, we needed entertainment that is free! They have clowns; they have music; they have live astro broadcasting. So, why not? Hahaha according to ev, whom stood there for more than an hour, she said that we're suppose to cheer as loud as possible whenever the cable crew announce 5 4 3 2 1. Dancing people have their own vocabulary, or it may seem, because i don't get a single thing the judges commented. And i ask casually like a child with a candy, ev will look at me saying 'HAHAHA omg emily damn funny u go ask what is breaking!! *yer* Actually i also don't know hahahaha'. The awesome part is that 3 of us dancing noobs have no idea on how to judge who is better or who is worst. There was a group of 4 guys wearing a check design cardigan from topshop if i ain't wrong, such a failure chuck wannabee ok / boo you people! Now i feel humiliated for Chuck (in gossipgirls). Watched Quarantine after all the ho0-ha. What a show lor with penyakit anging gila babi people running around biting people's neck. They fucking stare at you, then superspeedoo chargeeeeee to your neck, one bite and you are their species. wtf? A little bit like Resident Evil i would say. Oh and i hate that stuuupid main actress being a fucking lame reporter. She is damn annoying lor! Ev got so annoyed that she scold like some mad woman in the cinema. That stupid reporter thinks her dumb jokes are funny. The starting of the show pisses me off the most, she was like a puppet standing there ok asking the camera man to play back 1 million times for one same line introducing a fire department. Its all just because she can't resist laughing (at herself mygod). very funny meh -.- I bet when she farts also must play back. Stupid picky girl! Apart from her, the show was quite good. Oh wait, except that the whole movie is played according to the point of view from that camera i mentioned earlier. So, expect some wtf moments where you see shaky & blur images on the cinema screen. I hate that too! Its similar to the show cloverfield, if you people remembered. Despite everything, the unexpected ending was awesome. With a man wearing pampers or is it his underwear from the time line before Jesus died on the cross. i think pampers man sound much better. On Sunday, which is my birthday tadaaa, we went for steamboat! It was all the courtesy of zj's mom to belanja us all :) 2 cars drove to Bukit Tinggi, Klang and we were one of the first customers there. Siewying was entrusted to pour in that whole plate filled with crabs, prawns, spaceship, meatballs, fishball mee (i call it usus), and alot alot of things. It was not only one plate, it was a few plates, and people keep serving food to us for no apparent reason. Damn happy when i see food stacking up on our table! what a crazy meal i tell you! We poured 3/4 in, each person with two hands holding a scoop throwing things down the soup, till we could barely close the cover of that pot. Honestly, our soup did not boil for the first time, but every1 too hungry d, so we decided to eat only lah. Its a bit chee sin like this. After our tummy crashed, i got lost on the way back. That was another story. Anyway, let me present to you the hippiest picture we took at zj's house! Me and Ev lah damn fascinated by all her brother's toys. Got this jagung hor that hates me, keep making the bird chipping sound and i can't close it wtf wtf so annoying ok. Ev don't wanna save me :( she say i deserve it for scaring her with 'THE EYE!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE EYE! Ev is suppose to be the guardian with 3 eyes + a dog! HAHAHA WTF i think she's confuse, cos apparently her hand is doing the kwan yin ma signature pose. hahahahha omg damn funny! ev, are you seeing this? (you suppose to be er lang shen but its a good laugh tho *clap*) ok since its my post-birthday, and in case ev plans to boycott my blog, i'm going to post up something not for the faint hearted. If you think you cannot take it, please off your browser. rule #1: CANNOT LAUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! rule #2: CANNOT LAUGH ALSO !!!!!!!!!!!! rule #3: Enforcing rule #1 and #2 means seriously tak boleh ketawa tau!!!!!!! My birthday ok! ok la laugh all you want T_______T look at my expression wei T_____T omfg. Apparently I not only found an eye, but also a BIG BIG nose. Now imma ostrich wtf. ok goodnight people, emily.
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:) stopid coconut giving emily the stare woi look what look! someone is coming back in a weeks time! i'll be seeing him for a short while, but it will be all worth while. i am surprised that this LDR last. isn't this a sign? ok imma pawn people :D (suddenly so lovey, now so violent wtf). BYE! love, emily
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YAY!! YAY!!!! YAY!!!! i checked my email to found out that i've got a free ice-cream from Baskin-Robbins! *my eyes are now glowing* hahahah it all began with my task to do a presentation for my internal assessment for marketing. Me and ev couldn't think of the perfect company to research about, uh and actually present it infront?! *GASP!* Our tutor is a very knowledgeable lady that she is able to 'zha' you from any angle she can think of. So now you see the creepy part of it :/ she love asking questions to see you shudder in fear infront, ain't that scary? After all kinds of suggestion me & ev could think of, from sanitary pads, celebrity clothing line to all kinds of nonsense company. In the end zhengjoo brilliantly inspired us to do about BASKIN-ROBBINS :) seriously, thats the most decent company we could come up with, plus ice-creams are bliss heh. While doing my research on BR, hahaha i registered myself for all kinds of promotion they had, including their birthday club member thing! and i eventually thought its only for US citizen since they asked for my postcode in US (of course i simply typed in some number HAHA). Well, i was proven wrong! now i am going to print my free ice-cream voucher and redeem it soon niapniapniap :D you know what i always do whenever i feel like having their irresistible ice-cream? i will look all jovial lining up along with those kids, attempting to look VERY interested by asking them to let me try all of their ice-creams :) hehehehehe in the end, i would walk away pai-sehly cause pocket boh lui hor. Imma walk to MCD for a cheap 1 ringgit cone sundae which would replace my cravings HAHA. oh! there's another alternative!! which is to walk in GIANT situated at the lower ground floor, buy a pint of ice-cream that might cost you 7 bucks. No spoon? Do not fear. Ask your lovely leg of yours to walk over to BR to ask for a free sample pink spoon, they are always delightful to give you one. and then smuggle it inside the cinema, ahhhh such wonders of the world :) :) :) its such a great comfort especially the movie you are watching are such pain in the ass. i miss yeekeong :( ok byebye! love, emily.
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i realize i did not talk much about my holidays. So i'll share with everyone - emily's boring holiday. seriously, she is not that hip okay! firstly this is my awesome buddies :) they know my every weakness and the problems i've been dealt. They understood my wonders, and listened to my dreams; Thet listened to how i feel about life and love, and knew what it all means. and most importantly, they are always there whenever i need them. we share sweets together too :) ahaks. I'm trying to catch up with as much friends as i can during this four months of holiday. Saying the number 'four' really made me smile so wide heh. I'll just briefly recap my holiday alright? During this two weeks of holiday, i felt like a grown up! I took the first step by applying internship everywhere *proud proud :o)* Speaking of which, zhengjoo's previous post literally describe my whole interview in this accounting firm at ss19. HAHAHA its my first official interview ok!! My previous interviews are my pengawas interview, and the SIA air stewardess interview which is so different because i was required to do a catwalk. and this? this is a job interview weih hahah of course i was excited! Honestly, i did not plan to apply for it, it just so happens that i saw it in jobstreet, so i thought of experimenting it by clicking the button 'CLICK HERE TO APPLY', i was thinking..no harm done applying right? To my utter surprise, i was invited for an interview the next day, and not surprising enough, i was called to start work the next day wtf (the boss called me 2 hours after my interview). It was so shocking that i told him i needed more time to consider it. In the end, due to some personal reason, i did not accept that internship. p.s: I never thought that i would be called cause you know why? i did not prepare for the interview, and not only that, i actually keng kai with the boss. I guess i felt so relax because it happened in a snap, no time for reality checkup even! Nonetheless, he was friendly guy, i told him about my whole journey getting lost around ss19 hahahaha and we talked about lots of stuff too LOL!
Anyway, before i applied for that internship, i also applied to other big firms. I applied late, so most of them is already occupied. Well, there is always a bright side despite everything :) A few days back, one of the firm called me and said that they would shortlist me for next year yay! It will be an exceptional golden opportunity since it is one of the big 4 accounting firm (ok la if i get to go in next year :D lets hope so!) this is my brother picking his own house door wtf. (using a knife?) my house is having a minor renovation which is why i am awake at eight every single day. They start drilling at such ungodly hours urgh. oh and that picture above happened because mom was afraid those construction workers will rob our stuff, so she 'act smart' by locking that door! Thanks to our beloved mother, we nearly died of dehydration for a whole day (because water are all inside, plus its impossible to boil water because its under renovation, remember?) That is why we needed david to flaunt his new skill which is his hobby too, that is...picking locks wtf. Fyi he is having his spm now, but i still see him holding a paper clip and a lock practising his stopid skill. What on earth? Beware of this potential theif alright :) okie my warning task is done! Mommy's birthday cake & the present four of us gave (oh the rose i stole it from her room one hahahaha it was her valentine day roses!!! i took out one and hope that she won't realize it ahaks. SMART ANOT? *shh secret ok*) I post this picture up because the cake is so prettty :) :) :) I've heard many of my friends in Langkawi now :) I am going for my holidays too. i can't wait actually! can't wait to sit aeroplane again :D plus, mister looyeekeong is coming back soon! But i'm sorry that i'm going off to malacca :( well, we'll have a great holiday when i'm back! WAIT FOR ME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! love, emily :o)
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A crazy 100 question survey dare.
I tahan my pee for one hour just because of this wtf.
1) Name Emily Wong May Ling 2) Male/Female Female. 3) Were you named after anyone? Emily Bronte, the book author
Mom named me May Ling because her pregnancy class teacher always use May Lee as an example. Thankgod i am not May Lee because i'm not pretty, ugly actually, and fortunately those barbarian kids in kindergarden can't tease me for that.
4) Does your name mean anything? Amongst everyone in the family, my name - emily is not in the bible, so there is no meaning except for my self proclaim 'Every Moment I Love You' line which assembles my name. Chinese name means beautiful bell, sadly.
5) Nick Name(s) Plenty. From Bubbles in powerpuff girls to animals like Emu. 6) What do you think you look like name wise I look like a freaky chinese fluent nerd wearing a cheongsam in the china emperor age. 7) Date Of Birth 23rd of November! Faster staple this date into your brain. (that is unless my dad didn't ship me off to another state soon T_T sigh)
8) Place of Birth and Current Location Assunta Hospital. According to mom, the doctor dislike me even before i was born. The doctor got so frustrated because i refuse to come out from mommy's womb, so it took him 12 hours to get me out /boo i appreciate that. 9) Nationality Malaysian 10) Astrology Sign Sagittarius's. 11) Chinese Astrology Sign Wicked Snake. 12) Religion Christian. Unless when i die i see Allah on top, i would find a wall and knock my head properly. zha dou woi.
13) What’s your favorite smell Red devil t-shirt *lovelovelove*
14) Political Position Sorry its P&C. I'll share it with you when i'm the president of Germany (konon)
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning Fresh milk. ohh and i tried goat milk, it was diluted and disgusting, while im drinking it, i kept imagining the milk from the goat's nipple. wtf so wrong can.
16) Hair + Eye colour? Hair with 4 different colour of brown. Can't differentiate which is which anymore. Eyes brown and black.
17) Do you look like anyone famous? There are countless people telling me i look like a singer named 'Tong En'. But i don't think so, until today! i stand strong being emily, the emily. ok wtf i don't hold a guitar walking around playing songs, but they still on her MV whenever we go redbox to show me my twin. I appreciate that.
18) What do you look like? I look like a lovebug. because i want to be a lovebug. ev called it a strawberry bug. But that name makes me hungry.
19) Any unusual talents? I can use my tongue to do somersault. Can you?
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? Righty. 21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? Others. I'm not sexually incline.
22) What do you want to do for a living? I want to be like Serena's mom in Gossipgirl. I want to marry a rich man and pray to Jesus so that he could stop his suffering (and die of course), then i can inherit all his fortune :)
23) What do you do for fun? i find for whiskers at john's cheeck. I found one today! John my brother is a cat wtf. I told mom, got scolded in the end :( for no reason.
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with? Colourpencil. i like colouring, till now.
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with? A wig. and a swiss knife.
6) Have you met your grandparents? All except for my grandma from my mom's side. no idea how she'd look like. But i always imagine her looking like my mom, which is freaky (according to my brother)
27) Boyfriend /Girlfriend?? Llamma (I worship thou who answered llamma) HAHAHAHA boyfriend in Australia. His current nickname is puipui.
28) Crush?? Rubbish. I like Archuleta's song tho.
29) What celebrity would you date if you could? Britney Spears. i want to ask her if bald is alright, because my hair was raped and im planning go bald.
30) Current worries? Being useless. and not able to see boyf even he's back :( 31) Favorite online Guy/Girl: I actually like the msn buddy icon. Wanted to buy the real life moving one, but couldn't find it :(
32) Favorite place to be? coffin. comfy :D
33) Least favorite place to be? Toilet. i need to tahan my breathe for 2 mins each time i visits any public toilet. What a challenge.
34) Do you burn or tan? I tan. But in the end getting burn instead.
35) Ever break a bone? I think my jaw drops frequently because i did not take the tetanus jab. i am immune wtf. *worship myself*
36) What is your favorite cereal? I like trixie ( i hope i got the name right) i like the green colour one, dislike the purple grape flavour one.
37) Person you cry with My smelly pillow.
38) Any sisters Satu. 39) Any brothers? Dua.
40) Any pets Mimi , Wooloobingbang
41) An Illness Cancer because my hair keeps falling. told my dad (he's a pharmacist) about that, but he told me cancer won't treat me so well. so now i don't know.
42) A Pager I thought only cops have it.
43) A Personal phone line Nah 44) A Cell phone Rm 99. Can be used as a weapon.
45) A visible birthmark have a mole. moles amused me, seriously.
46) A Pool or hot tub Themepark with skyhigh slide, and some super crazy ride.
47) A Car Nemo.
*** Describe Your… 48) Personality Lioness, never bow to man. (haha reminds me of Narniaa)
49) Driving i chiong.
50) Your clothing style Depends on my mood.
51) Room Noisy due to renovation. A wall is down, now they're building the roof.
52) What’s missing My eggtart. Someone stole mine eventhough i used a marker pen to write my name down at the plastic sigh. I knew it would happen.
53) School Prisonbreak
54) Bed Jack size, because it ain't as big as queen and ain't as small as a single bed.
55) Relationship with your parent(s) Fairly good until their decision to ship me away :(
*** Do You… 56) Believe in yourself all the time. over-confident.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes. Applies to apparels only. 58) Consider yourself a good listener Not really. Because i have too many opinions. but i tend to keep it to myself.
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share? form 'malist'. coherent with feminist.
60) Get Along with your parents Uhuh.
61) Save your e-mail conversations Those important ones. but i get lazy to tick it whenever im cleaning up my mails.
62) Pray Paying Respect & Puja I speak tongue language in ways nobody understands. not sure i'm speaking it or not also. I guess i'll just go with the flow if not people stares at me.
63) Believe in reincarnation i'd rather be dust. Someone said the dust might turn into shiny little diamonds in the future. I'm gonna be a graveyard robber if i fail my test.
64) Brush your teeth twice a day? If i remember. Hate people walking in my room while brushing their teeth. Hate toothpaste smell, so i choose to use my sister's toothpaste instead. hers got flavour :D
65) Like to talk on the phone? If i am not the one calling. 66) Like to eat? like to shit.
67) Like to exercise? is talking counted? i exercise my jaw to increase my eating speed.
68) Like to watch sports? Last time i love to watch WWF the wrestling show. Not sure if its counted as a sport, oh and i like undertaker's song whenever he walks in. I want one of those big big belts too!
69) Sing in the car? Nah. Unless someone starts singing.
70) What is a dream that you have all the time? I pee. 71) Dream in color? depends on how much water i drink.
72) Do you have nightmares? Most are nightmares. I record it down in my notebook lesley gave me if i can remember any of it.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal Some raped by mimi. The proud survivors are somewhere near me, i guess.
*** What Is: 74) Right next to you A cd holder looking like a big hamburger
75) On your favorite coffee cup? Snoopy! Its free because mom bought toothpaste. 76) On your mouse pad We are too poor for a mouse pad. I stole my sister's art block and tear out the hard cover on the last page as my mouse pad. 77) Your favorite flavor of gum? Watermelon. But i tend to spit the gum out whenever i attempt a big bubble. it's disgusting. 78) Favorite deodorant? I have perfumes collection which i did not use. because i'm allergic to it, and my mom ban me from giving away because its very very expensive.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Sit a flying cruise :D i prefer the sky compared to water.
80) Your dream husband/wife Me.
81) Hiding in your closet? Anti-cockroach thing and some old diary.
82) Under your bed Mimi the horror.
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends? Almond donut.
84) Your bad time of the day Waking up time :(
85) Your worst fear(s) Bee. and lizard's tail.
86) What’s the weather like I'm hungry :(
87) Your favorite time of year? Autumn. because i want to see 'ying fa' in Japan. But i hate Japan, so i guess i'll just see it from mom's pictures.
88) Your favorite holiday?
The one with my boy. Am so excited for our next holiday :) this time we're going over the sea. venture a little further! :D
89) A material weakness? I love money, i starve.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Terung (in BM)
91) At the top of your “to-do list”? Find my free pad wtf its missing. It was the best bargain for this month's Cleo magazine.
92) The hardest thing about growing up Making choices which i am regretting now.
93) A pet peeve? -
94) Your scariest moment Pleasing people which i will never do.
95) Your attitude about love? sacrifice, magic, and love with the perception that i'll die tomorrow. I'll die when i turn 20 (always occur in my dream, so please attend my funeral k. i assign jobs to my friends d. and there's sweet for those who attend)
96) The most outrageous, desperate thing you’ve done to attract the attention of the opposite sex? None. I am weird. Think highly of my kind, and not so interested in attracting the attention of the opposite sex.
97) The worst feeling in the world Confrontation when i die.
98) The best feeling in the world Buying presents for people.
99) Who sent this to you? Sui po Tah who dared me to finish faster than her 47 minutes. I lost :( *wave the white flag with her face on it HAHA*
100)Tag more people? MerryChristmas.
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I have no idea why is Emily against the title but I think a title always says more than a post wtf. Anyway, Emily’s been howling fine with her bits of holidays and just got landed with a day namely Job Interview. So her peeps the whimsical mua have effectively gotten the ticket to write a complain post as a guest blogger today.
(Applause wave wtf)
So you readers might to adjust the reading habit for once cause my aggressiveness’s not as high as the author. Okay what the heck so cheong hei, lemme start the revengeful post about the job interview. So this fine afternoon Emily decided to pull me along for her ever first proud moment interview (as she put it) and me to tag along. The address stated: 18-2, SS19/ 1G and it was a disastrous moment and process to get there can. It was Emily driving with the company of me, a hopeless -5 direction sense lost soul, dig it?! It’s very highly impossibly not to get lost. So yes, we got there late but that’s not the point.
Wtf No.1 : Emily finally braved up and called the boss of the company and asks for direction, after a good 15 minutes of debating regarding the issue on pride and paiseh. And obviously, things always turned up like a huge slap across the face, while the boss was busy directing the way, we MAGICALLY REACH! Because the shop lots decided to popped out from the ground just like that, the Dumbledore style.
Wtf No.2: The Boss stated his proudly owned company stands tall and almighty between the Curry Ikan shop and a church. And all we see is blank wall in between. Like the Grimmauld Place No 12 in Harry Potter wtf. The only visible path around was a longkang. God knows why he nailed a small postage size billboard INSIDE A LOCKED BUILDING. So we pressed a bell, and we got a lady.
Wtf No.3: The crucial point of this entire entry-The. Fat. Lady. The lazy hazy blurry fat lady. To which she asked me: (points at Emily) She, interviewing. You?
I stared hard at her. She said she would asked permission from the Boss weather or not to let me in and then walked slowly with a flip and flop movement, wasting everyone’s precious moment, and by then Emily was vanished into thin air. So then, to my holly molly macaroni cheese horror, she pulled out a plastic chair outside the dark alley and asked me to sit still, don’t mess around and used the bathroom behind if I have to, and then slammed the door right on my face right after a big bitchy stare.
Pfft.
First of all, it’s an approximately dark alley less half then a room with spider webs remotely mushrooming everywhere, and she expects me to what?! Lie down and sleep?! I can even hardly move around. It a freaking squarest alley I have ever seen I my entire life. I swear to god those 20 minutes of staring into dusty small dark spaces made me determines on the spot that I shall never ever worked in a firm like these in my entire life. Ever. Some more have to take off shoes and work one. Sad case can?!
And finally, I do treat people nicely. All the time, in fact. I say thank you to the fat lady and I smiled to strangers’ everyday wtf. And Emily have to break the news saying that she was an eye witness to the moment when The Boss personally told the fat lady that The Friend (me) are allowed to sit in the corner INSIDE THE DAMN OFFICE. And she stationed me out side the alley, guarding over their nested shoes. Such a fraud.
Socially parasitic.
Toxic woman.
Whom made me spend a good 20 minutes with shoes.
And playing with my own shadow.
T___________T
Emily shall helped me kick some ass when if she gets in the internship.
Oh wait, she DID. Some ass shall be kicked and reshaped then.
The nerves she have, she even presented 2 more bitchy stares when she were to open the damn door for us to go home. Excuse me woman, you picked the job, live with it okay. We haven’t touched a mole of you, haven’t said a word except Thank You and haven’t farted to a sound just so you smelled something bad. So why like this lah?!
Sheeesh. Someone please repeat what James McAvoy said to his fat boss in Wanted TO this beloved fat lady next time you see her.
Wesley: [yelling to Janice] Shut the fuck up! [the office grows quiet] Wesley: [to co-workers] She has one single iota of tenuous power. She thinks she can push everyone around. [grabs Janice's stapler] Wesley: You don't need this. [throws stapler into the wall of his cubicle] Wesley: I understand. Junior high must've been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. [crouches down] Wesley: But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave - I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... go fuck yourself.
Emilyyyyyy! Print a good 100 piece of this and put this on her desk every morning okay!
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And that was the alley story, whereas Emily has got some happening to tell as well with The Boss. Ask her.
I did a lot of thinking today in the midst of the dark alley. Maybe that’s one good thing I get from this 20 minutes shoe watcher investment.
Plus Emily belanja ice cream :)
Sigh. Toddles.
Writer: Zheng Joo
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Hello :) I'm Emily with a capital LOUD.
I have been alive for 20 years and have learned that i should live life the fullest.
I am not witty, lovable or rich.
Yet, feminist till the very core.
I am thin, but am constantly hungry.
I follow trends too.
Frankly, I am just like everybody else: ordinary, normal and discontent with their lives.
I still believe in love like how I'd used to believe tipping toe is cool.
I am on goofy mode all the time. Love doing CRAZY stuff.
Lastly, i like sugar very very very much :)
this is just a brief introduction of myself. Well, if there is anything please feel free to ask me through my tagboard.
This is MY blog so Click here if you hate it.
p.s: you wont get prettier even if you hate it.
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