Wednesday, July 30, 2008 @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008


hey, can i ask something :D

Do you people dislike someone just like that?! i mean, you dont even know the person, but you just dont like the person. either because of face problem or your instinct inside you tells you so. haih i don't even know it myself.


argh so fann!




i dislike the particular person.
& now, i'm feeling so bad :(




emilyy.

Monday, July 28, 2008 @ Monday, July 28, 2008
funnyshit conversation!

its spooky sometimes when i have a conversation with zj. Suddenly! the exact conversation will pop out at her blog. how amazing eh.

Now imma follow her footstep and publicize my beloved boyf who calls me stopid emily all the time.

Homg ahahhahaah im typing while laughing now wtf save me!


28th July 2008, 10.38 p.m.

emily says: i look like sanitary engineer now (because im wearing a plain blue tee now)
emily says: wtf PRO anot my new terms?
yk - imbecile says: hahahahaha
yk - imbecile says: sanitary engineer plays with pads ar
emily says: OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGGMO
emily says: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
emily says: if i tell that to my tutor the other day
emily says: KENA SLAP WEIH !
yk - imbecile says: har serious ar. ouch
emily says: homgomg ahahahah you are seriously typical LOOYEEKEONG
emily says: SHIT MAN!! i cannot stop laughing!
emily says: my first reaction at class was "omg means throw pads one ah?"
emily says: satinary engineer is a janitor (according to my teacher) HAHAHAHHA WTF play with pads your head la
emily says: gila how to play
emily says: u think like condom ah
emily says: can fill water and see when will it burst POP
yk - imbecile says: ahahahaha wtf.
yk - imbecile says: ahahahaha damn sick la ok.
yk - imbecile says: OMG!
yk - imbecile says: i was so awkward the other time when you bring me along to buy ur pads.
emily says: hahahahaha play with pads
emily says: who on earth PLAY WITH PADS?
yk - imbecile says: wtf
emily says: you know what?
emily says: u are a real life comedy infront of me d lololol D:
emily says: GENG LOR NI
emily says: gonna save this conversation. you bet!
yk - imbecile says: OMG
yk - imbecile says: DONT
yk - imbecile says: DONT LA DO THIS TO ME!

absolute awesomeness!



loves,
emilyy ( :

Sunday, July 27, 2008 @ Sunday, July 27, 2008
appreciate

appreciate what you have left.

i really missed the old days :( when everyone is still innocent, everyone is still together, skipping class together, working hard together, go through all the hardships together, steal food together, call teacher names etc etc. i'm a hyper person in nature, so yalah every embarrassing/awful or should i say basically anything also i tried out before. i was shocked when lishin told me that a few teachers in Seafield still remembers me HAHA :) in a bad way of course.

first, its pn.shanta. omg lah she dislike/hate me as tho im the worst person on earth wtf. i always imagine her as a wicked witch with her ugly looking broom *boo*.
i can always remember her curse that came through ish!

Pn.shanta: EMILY!! if you walk out of this class right now, i can assure you that your bio wont get A1 ! TRY ME BY WALKING OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!*with her huge goldfish eye*
emily: *looks left and right * ERR. i needa go mpsj to see the alignment for hari sukan :/
qihan: diu screw her! just go! be a hero !
emily: wtf haiya die die la. anyway, datin hassiah sign the paper d *gave a smile and walk out with my bag*
nah. no A1 :( SEE? told you her curse came through. anyway i dislike bio lol.

***
apparently a few other teachers still remembers me. for example encik abdul rahim :D
hahaha homg i barely recall how he look like gosh. he taught me BM for 2 years. forever pick on me because i read bm with a notorious retarded slang. Perhaps i was noisy too *shy*. OH! and also i always have these big reaction moments when someone calls my name. i like to zha him too lol somehow lah seems fun!

"lishin, mana kawan kamu emily yang bising tu?" encik abdul rahim asked her recently while she was taking her spm cert.

mangkuk la hmph! i remember him calling me a barbarian once!
it goes like this, he gave us some lisan test (its a group work ya), he stapled the questions with exactly 1 staple at every corner & instruct us to open carefully when we are suppose to. I, on the other hand was soooo excited. I teared it open, kanasai all the staple riped the whole envelop thingy into pieces! he stood beside me looking startled, so that is how i got that barbarian nickname LOL !

okay la actually still got a lot of stories but dowan gossip d hehehehe :D :D :D *staple my lips lol*

***
back to the emo emily :( :( :(

haih i see people leaving one by one. from my friends to my boyf :( trust me, to be the person sending all ur friends away is not any easy role neither. im still here nonetheless!

i found some old pictures. felt like posting it up heh :D

kawan baik yang sangat baikk! where's lesley har?

we took this at a sleepover at my place. lol wtf i force my brother to carry a TV up. as usual then they started watching eee yucks show again. its a routine i tell you. (akhem not telling you what eeee yucks show is ahahahha )

excited like hell cause we went to class early wtf. see how happy we were woi. mana lilian ah?

the craziest/noisiest/happening gang in G9. who ponteng class everyday when their parents are working hard to pay their fees? sadly we do :(
sometimes we skip classes for dota, sometimes its because we felt like eating MORE, sometimes we were late 10 mins so we're afraid to step in class. But when it comes to studies, everyone did pretty goood.
ha ha ha saw patrik & seikyao the other day rushing to class with a pathetic looking bee hoon lol :p

ok much more emo now :( :( :( :(
lol if you notice, i actually add an extra sad face there wth.

last picture!

him catching me because i jumped up and down till the rest freaked out in the cable car wtf. i miss him la :( !

we never in our entire life thought we would end up together ok. we fight more than anything! (actually i fight with everyone also) but he was there all the while, since f2 if im not wrong. TRY guessing how we knew each other? haiya everyone will lose anyway :p

we knew each other through quarreling of course lol like i said earlier. he's a lefty while im a righty. That is what made us knew each other. amazing aint it?
We were in the same accounts tuition when that lefty basket sat beside me! omg somore accounts require us to draw so many lines, fill in all the debits and credits, but that feller ah keep hitting me with his hand woi. my albow and his albow are musuh! so annoying lor!!!
then, i purposely tie my hair up with a chopstick just to block his view as payback hoho. wtf i am so childish! AND HE CALLED ME OXYGEN BABY with that teasing sound of his! homg wtf wtf wtf wtf. isnt that the first chapter of EST? so bad. every1 laughed at me :( wahliao.

in the end i only realized that he purposely did that to take my attention. But at that moment, we argued like HELL ok. Ken Hon tried sitting in between us, he say its like worldwar3. throw pencil all. HAHAHAHAHAH ok i not gonna reveal anymore :D

baibai going to bedd soon.

loves,
emily!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ Tuesday, July 22, 2008


i dont like australia. /boo la expensive place!
everything is about quota. even replying in msn eats up quotas wtf.

i dont like my head.n there's an unidentified flying object (UFO) living on it. can i ask a question? does pimple grow on head?

i have a new laptop. its black and classy :)
i dont like vista tho. my new laptop hangkei because of it. it rejected xp,

im touched at everyone's concern :)

i have this 1000 puzzle halfway done. can glow in the dark one woi. cool right? :)

yeekeong miss that upside down spider hanging there in his room wth.

its the 3rd day, i started being a little paranoid. forgive me pls :/

alot of people is trying to convince me to transfer to australia after my first year. ha ha ha i guess australia is boring without me /nenenibubu :p

i will update more often :) to keep my mind away.


ily,
emilywongmayling.

Sunday, July 20, 2008 @ Sunday, July 20, 2008
departed.

yes, he left.

it feeels so weird today. i dont know how to explain, but its like half of me is gone :( and everywhere or anything i do reminds me of him. the routine is finally broken.

i try very hard to hold my tears when i think of him, but it will eventually fall. its like catching wind with your bare fingers. he will be glad knowing that at least i tried =]
i sleep with his red horny teeshirt (haha its a teeshirt with the word horny on it lol), just so that i can smell his scent and fall asleep :) yalah, im weird. dont ask me whether im okay, because sadly i have no answer for you.

Not to worry, i will pull every tiny bits of me back, cantum it with a super glu, like how i did before (as you said), and i'll move on with a smile on my face.

he's fine bytheway. just a little lost in that adaption process hahahaha :D
"emily, you over 30 kg la hahahahaha how to check you in. later u move in the bag, kick kick kick. die la." he told me that in the airport.

wth.

haha and today i received a bomb.
In church, while i bowed my head down to pray, someone farted infront of me hahahahahahahha wtf damn funnny! so loud some more! i exchange glances with him and started laughing insanely.





ily,
emily.

Thursday, July 17, 2008 @ Thursday, July 17, 2008


what a hard week. its really really hardd.
im gonna bare the consequences of my choice :/






ok bye. fullstop.

Sunday, July 13, 2008 @ Sunday, July 13, 2008
Redangg tripp.

: Darl is leaving to australia on saturday T.T haih.

: I wanted to go Redang all along, but since it was a really really last minute plan (wtf one week before uni reopen), i couldn't find enough kaki's to go :(

: A soldier never gives up! Enthusiastic me phone up the travel agent. he got it all done for me yay hiphiphurray. and within 3 days, i really actually went to REDANGGGG, Terengganu :) woohooooo! aint that awesome huh?

breathtakingly beautiful :) need i say more?


nah! big prove of emily die also don't wanna go back home.
It was a long bus ride on tuesday night.

let me do the maths here. lets see..
8 hours bus ride + 1/2 hour van ride + 2 hours ferry = 10 hours cheesin!
i was suffering from nausea throughout the whole journey. sucks big time urgh. keep swallowing puke wtf.

checked in RedangBeachResort.

i turned my attention when i saw our huge room with a queen sized and a single bed homg exceedingly happy! I stammered my way to the bed, jumping around. while yk was so bloody tired holding two large baggage.

our starfish pose at the balcony wtf.

yeekeong the starfish.

emily the prettier but cacat starfish hahahahahaha XD!
hahahahhahahahahhaha shit man i cannot stop laughing looking at this wtf wtf. this is cool ok hmph.

no more retarded pictures in case people died after visitting my blog.
All our meals are buffet style *bigwidesmile*. thats the great part because both of us are always an hour late for every single meal. Ha! typical lah.

Well, i'll just summarize what we did there with pictures. boohooo secret trip :)

this is our snorkeling gang. not many pictures about snorkeling cause im too kiamsiap to rent that 50bucks digital waterproof camera.

our speedboat.

Hey its my first time snorkeling ok. In the beginning, that snorkel was such a bitch, water kept coming in, i cant seem breathe properly with it. As time goes by, i struggled my way through, it was okay in the end. i swam pretty far yo.

speaking of which, lol yeekeong's snorkel fell into the sea woi. and u know what?
that would cost him a blardy 100bucks wth. so expensive right?

guess what i did?
i used the tip of my toe & try grabbing it. But, it felled even deeper. Damn whatthehell lah, i was determined to pick it up (im quite confident it wont be that hard right?). I immediately took off my lifejacket, looked around to make sure yk is way far from me, dived in, with a gasp of breathe, i picked up that lost snorkel wheeeehooo YESSSSS! i was filled with joy at that moment. seriously.

& guess what happened?
every1 got on deck, leaving us there! T_T
im like out of no where then i saw the redangbeach guy come saving us with his flippers. DAMN MALU LAH everybody waited for us :( :( :(

anyway, plain funn with havoc ;) me likeyy.

we lazed around the seaside.

incredibly fun swing! I began humming a song while swinging :)

honestly the best part i love is sitting on the sand with his hand on my waist, brushing my auburn hair on his face, tuned in some good music, listen together, smell the unique scent of his, & lie there forever wtf. iloveyou dear :)

played tictactoe with that kiasu. when he lose, he simply go punch everywhere. WHERE CAN?!?!

SEE? told you. hmph stopid kia su!

so i took the liberty by punishing him to imitate a panda and munch leafy lol super funny!

HAHAHAHAHAHA PANDA BOY! PANDA BOY! lol lol *laugh until i roll down from my chair d*

ohya, now i have a little game for you people :)

i spy with my little eye and i see someone from P_ _ _ _ _ B_ _ _ _
clue : its on Starworld ch711.

barbarian emily threw baby boy into the sea. he just had his nice hot shower but she was jealous because she stinks and she didnt want to play alone. aww!

look at his expression ha ha ha!!

someone wanted to splash me as paybackkk. bad dude.
someone also nearly threw me down when i piggybacked him :(

we were soaky wet with sand sticking on my bigfatbutt wtf making it more obvious.

and guess what? doofus me forgot to bring our room key out. so we had to get a spare from the receptionist.

After a long day of packed action, we had bbq at night :)

i cannot recognize my own meat leh! ev say barbeque got a taboo rule which is "no stealing other ppls chicken le! later kena punch on the face."

As for me, i was too hungry to wait for yk to grill my satay. thankgod i ate alot of chowkueyteow and fried rice before the bbq. yeah, both buffet dinner and barbeque :D
i'm easily satisfied as long there's food (:


embraced the beautiful nightview walking hand-in-hand together-gather around the beach. we went bluesand hunting. but damn stopid lah, tak nampak also! then if im tired, i have human trishaw muahahaha. ok im the suckiest girlf u will ever have. but hmph i like la!

unexpected stuff always occur right? indeed it happened. yeekeong dropped his phone at the beach in the middle of the night. imagine little kids building sandcastle, suddenly dig a handphone out lol.

on a happier note, we chilled at laguna's open bar. i ordered some mango cocktail damn yummy. i like the cherry. ok wtf giant also alot of cherries.
while at our resort, there's some open stage disco. i got stunned ok when i was walking back to my room. they partyy till mygod damn late lah.

thats how i practically spent my last week of holiday. come to think of it, i see him everyday *jaws drop!*
uni's starting tomorrow, me gonnna oi oi. goodnight!






love,
emily.

Monday, July 07, 2008 @ Monday, July 07, 2008
accident

I got into an accident 2 hours ago.

Geez i only wanted a free subway 6' inch sandwish from pyramid :(
Apparently a black Mercedes hit my car from the front because that oldheck was reversing (he wanted to steal some carpark la wtf). The awesome part is, im okay & so is the car. I went to Proton for a checkup and they confirm nothing is wrong with my car. wow right? :) im really really reallyy amazed eh.


thankyou god :)



i'll be away till next weekend. takecare people! i'll try bringing home a jellyfish :D



love,
emily.

Thursday, July 03, 2008 @ Thursday, July 03, 2008
cg trip to malacca


Anyway, as what my last post mentioned, i went to malacca with my cellgroupp :) hahahha we had such a nice time together, its undeniable amazing! *ahaks cant wait for another cg tripp! :)))

Wonder who these posers are?
its my cg leaders cheeliang and joanna.

"I'm sorry i was asleep. homg homg die die. ok i'll go soon!"
After a sip of coffee i bounced off to joanna's house. everyone met up in church and we head to malacca without much further a due!

What luxury, the food, the company, the fabulous shopping in one day:) No one except cheeliang managed to sleep throughout the journey, probably because i was quite noisy. Everyone chit-chatted the whole journey, keeping up with each other, snapping photos, gossipping, sharing sweets hee thats the best.

What's the first thing that pop into your mind when u hear the word malacca. Nonetheless, chicken rice ball ! ok so we went to the best chicken rice ball stall in whole malacca for a savour of its awesomeness.


Well, i've never liked chicken rice ball since forever. I am always deceived by that rice ball as fish ball wtf. the excited me who loves fishball grabbed as much as i could, after a bite it killed my appetite, and popo will never let me put it back T_T, so i gotta suffer secretly eating it bit my bit.

I really find it very amusing on how to eat it. ha ha ha aaron kept shaking his head while i was flattening every chickenriceball to make it look like normal rice before eating hahahahahaha. damn funny woi. bad childhood lol homg what an excuse.

After chickenriceball we walked a couple of blocks nearby for the best ice-kacang in town! Hoho and currylaksa. I love their ice-kacang because they're not stingy with sagu and gula malacca. awesome right both my favouritee :) Bernard shared his taufupok with me, normally i judge a curry laksa by eating the one and only taufupok. wonder you people understand what taufupok means o,o

We were practically bloated so we decided to walk around while our belly can rest for our next food hunt hahaha how crazy. but i love it!



i shall stop all the bablings and reward you people with lots and lots of pictures. let the pictures do the walkingtalking.

shades up people!
from the left: cheeliang, jo, jennifer, han sean, bernard, ME, shern ai, carissa, aaron and lydia.

me, shern ai, carissa, aaron.
i have no idea why that goofy aaron love doing funny faces in every picture hahahahahhaha. Carissa and me really think that aaron is the best guy to bring along when u need help choosing girl/guy present. he got plenty of comments one lah.


There's so many shops nearby selling souvenirs. We crashed every single tiny shop here ok, although every shop sell exactly the same thing. HA i still remember the other time we spotted ev's hot ang mou here! that was one hell of an experience (eh zj ev lesley, remember the hot ang mou who speaks alien language to me blardy funny).

typical emily testing cane by trying out on sean. poor sean aww! joanna curi-curi took this picture. damn malu lah homg. just a note here, thinner canes are much painful compared to those rough and fat ones (not like anybody will use this tip around right? i hope not).

ok next insane stuff we did.

SNAKEEEEEY! :/

when people got sick of posing with humans, they posed with snake instead. HAHA! *gaspp*


Bernard had a hardtime controlling that phyton's head. lol lol you should see the havoc commotion when they took picture with the snake. the phyton cant stop movingg yo. apparently it was heavy and cold (according to them). Later on, that trishaw guy somore ask if we would like to have a picture with some iguana and what sort. He threw the iguana at one of us, everyone shriek in horror. lol blardy funny i tell you. cheeliang ran the furtest :p /boo

enough with snakes.

"oh malacca ar? got alot of bazooka one lor."
if some of you might know, my hometown is actually malacca. surprisingly this malacca girl here (which is me la) was confused and called canon, bazooka. wah i tell you, when i said bazooka, everyone stared at me with the one kind look, then burst out in laughter at once. Oh boy it was embarrasing :/

'nah the princess and her favourite toy!', quoted by bernard.

i nearly fell from that bazooka ok, and my butt was screaming for helpp aaaa! my butt hangus dah still gotta take picture because of my legendary blurness calling it a bazooka T.T

show some love yo.

they joined in :) there we go.. a decent picture which evidently show we landed at malacca.


I achieve the nirvana stage any puteri lilin will never achieve in their entire life. the bangganess of emily is that she climbed St.Paul hill in the middle of friday afternoon eventhough coincidentally heavenly-air-condition shopping complex is right beside it. HEY, so unbelievable hor? nevermindd i'll prove to you i love the sun when i go redang and come backk as a negro. deal?

imma post this next picture upp because its freaking hillarious!

As you can see, these two policeman was guarding stationary there with a horse (dont ask me why, me myself have no idea too). Cheeliang got sooooo excited when he saw that horse, he ran over, placed his hand on the horse's butt wanting to give a sexy spank to it, with that magical spank he can definitely flyyy to singapore. all our eyes widened. thankgoodness the policeman warned him on time, ohgosh if not hahahahha i'll have a great show to watch. i'll buy popcorn, slowly sit down there and watch how cheeliang fly to singapore byebye :D


everyone was satisfied with all the shopping at MNG as it is not overcrowded like here in subang. Rings, bracelet, necklace, earings, practically everything island-ny here is so pretty lah :) happy souls need awesome food to be happier. In simple terms, im hungryy!


Of course, anyone who went malacca with me will never miss out the best of the best SATAY CULUPP! i felt i was complete when i see those food mmm yum yum :D :D :D

hahahahaha i tell you what i did. Well, i was sooooo soooo hungry after a whole tiring day tripp, and i knew im such a big eater regardless of my body size, my capacity is more than a dinosaur that time. hehehehehe since it was self-service, so hehehehe i kept asking everyone to take as much as they could. "ehh ehh take more la! take more siham, got yau zha guai also, ohmygosh take sotong also! eh wait and and taiwanese sausage also very nice!"

actually leh. i was afraid i am the one eating the most, then u know lah quite pai seh right a girl eating the most while she's the thinnest. so i thought at least if everyone ate more or less same amount as me, then i wont be much of a contrast anymore! what a brilliant plan right?




/boo i ate the most in the end :( not telling you how many sticks :p



hear this beautiful song :) im sharing my happiness heh to the special zhengjoo who took all the fuss to copy paste every single picture here and send it to me. i belanja you ice-cream tomorrow k? :)




love,
emily.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 @ Wednesday, July 30, 2008


hey, can i ask something :D

Do you people dislike someone just like that?! i mean, you dont even know the person, but you just dont like the person. either because of face problem or your instinct inside you tells you so. haih i don't even know it myself.


argh so fann!




i dislike the particular person.
& now, i'm feeling so bad :(




emilyy.

Monday, July 28, 2008 @ Monday, July 28, 2008
funnyshit conversation!

its spooky sometimes when i have a conversation with zj. Suddenly! the exact conversation will pop out at her blog. how amazing eh.

Now imma follow her footstep and publicize my beloved boyf who calls me stopid emily all the time.

Homg ahahhahaah im typing while laughing now wtf save me!


28th July 2008, 10.38 p.m.

emily says: i look like sanitary engineer now (because im wearing a plain blue tee now)
emily says: wtf PRO anot my new terms?
yk - imbecile says: hahahahaha
yk - imbecile says: sanitary engineer plays with pads ar
emily says: OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGGMO
emily says: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
emily says: if i tell that to my tutor the other day
emily says: KENA SLAP WEIH !
yk - imbecile says: har serious ar. ouch
emily says: homgomg ahahahah you are seriously typical LOOYEEKEONG
emily says: SHIT MAN!! i cannot stop laughing!
emily says: my first reaction at class was "omg means throw pads one ah?"
emily says: satinary engineer is a janitor (according to my teacher) HAHAHAHHA WTF play with pads your head la
emily says: gila how to play
emily says: u think like condom ah
emily says: can fill water and see when will it burst POP
yk - imbecile says: ahahahaha wtf.
yk - imbecile says: ahahahaha damn sick la ok.
yk - imbecile says: OMG!
yk - imbecile says: i was so awkward the other time when you bring me along to buy ur pads.
emily says: hahahahaha play with pads
emily says: who on earth PLAY WITH PADS?
yk - imbecile says: wtf
emily says: you know what?
emily says: u are a real life comedy infront of me d lololol D:
emily says: GENG LOR NI
emily says: gonna save this conversation. you bet!
yk - imbecile says: OMG
yk - imbecile says: DONT
yk - imbecile says: DONT LA DO THIS TO ME!

absolute awesomeness!



loves,
emilyy ( :

Sunday, July 27, 2008 @ Sunday, July 27, 2008
appreciate

appreciate what you have left.

i really missed the old days :( when everyone is still innocent, everyone is still together, skipping class together, working hard together, go through all the hardships together, steal food together, call teacher names etc etc. i'm a hyper person in nature, so yalah every embarrassing/awful or should i say basically anything also i tried out before. i was shocked when lishin told me that a few teachers in Seafield still remembers me HAHA :) in a bad way of course.

first, its pn.shanta. omg lah she dislike/hate me as tho im the worst person on earth wtf. i always imagine her as a wicked witch with her ugly looking broom *boo*.
i can always remember her curse that came through ish!

Pn.shanta: EMILY!! if you walk out of this class right now, i can assure you that your bio wont get A1 ! TRY ME BY WALKING OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!*with her huge goldfish eye*
emily: *looks left and right * ERR. i needa go mpsj to see the alignment for hari sukan :/
qihan: diu screw her! just go! be a hero !
emily: wtf haiya die die la. anyway, datin hassiah sign the paper d *gave a smile and walk out with my bag*
nah. no A1 :( SEE? told you her curse came through. anyway i dislike bio lol.

***
apparently a few other teachers still remembers me. for example encik abdul rahim :D
hahaha homg i barely recall how he look like gosh. he taught me BM for 2 years. forever pick on me because i read bm with a notorious retarded slang. Perhaps i was noisy too *shy*. OH! and also i always have these big reaction moments when someone calls my name. i like to zha him too lol somehow lah seems fun!

"lishin, mana kawan kamu emily yang bising tu?" encik abdul rahim asked her recently while she was taking her spm cert.

mangkuk la hmph! i remember him calling me a barbarian once!
it goes like this, he gave us some lisan test (its a group work ya), he stapled the questions with exactly 1 staple at every corner & instruct us to open carefully when we are suppose to. I, on the other hand was soooo excited. I teared it open, kanasai all the staple riped the whole envelop thingy into pieces! he stood beside me looking startled, so that is how i got that barbarian nickname LOL !

okay la actually still got a lot of stories but dowan gossip d hehehehe :D :D :D *staple my lips lol*

***
back to the emo emily :( :( :(

haih i see people leaving one by one. from my friends to my boyf :( trust me, to be the person sending all ur friends away is not any easy role neither. im still here nonetheless!

i found some old pictures. felt like posting it up heh :D

kawan baik yang sangat baikk! where's lesley har?

we took this at a sleepover at my place. lol wtf i force my brother to carry a TV up. as usual then they started watching eee yucks show again. its a routine i tell you. (akhem not telling you what eeee yucks show is ahahahha )

excited like hell cause we went to class early wtf. see how happy we were woi. mana lilian ah?

the craziest/noisiest/happening gang in G9. who ponteng class everyday when their parents are working hard to pay their fees? sadly we do :(
sometimes we skip classes for dota, sometimes its because we felt like eating MORE, sometimes we were late 10 mins so we're afraid to step in class. But when it comes to studies, everyone did pretty goood.
ha ha ha saw patrik & seikyao the other day rushing to class with a pathetic looking bee hoon lol :p

ok much more emo now :( :( :( :(
lol if you notice, i actually add an extra sad face there wth.

last picture!

him catching me because i jumped up and down till the rest freaked out in the cable car wtf. i miss him la :( !

we never in our entire life thought we would end up together ok. we fight more than anything! (actually i fight with everyone also) but he was there all the while, since f2 if im not wrong. TRY guessing how we knew each other? haiya everyone will lose anyway :p

we knew each other through quarreling of course lol like i said earlier. he's a lefty while im a righty. That is what made us knew each other. amazing aint it?
We were in the same accounts tuition when that lefty basket sat beside me! omg somore accounts require us to draw so many lines, fill in all the debits and credits, but that feller ah keep hitting me with his hand woi. my albow and his albow are musuh! so annoying lor!!!
then, i purposely tie my hair up with a chopstick just to block his view as payback hoho. wtf i am so childish! AND HE CALLED ME OXYGEN BABY with that teasing sound of his! homg wtf wtf wtf wtf. isnt that the first chapter of EST? so bad. every1 laughed at me :( wahliao.

in the end i only realized that he purposely did that to take my attention. But at that moment, we argued like HELL ok. Ken Hon tried sitting in between us, he say its like worldwar3. throw pencil all. HAHAHAHAHAH ok i not gonna reveal anymore :D

baibai going to bedd soon.

loves,
emily!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 @ Tuesday, July 22, 2008


i dont like australia. /boo la expensive place!
everything is about quota. even replying in msn eats up quotas wtf.

i dont like my head.n there's an unidentified flying object (UFO) living on it. can i ask a question? does pimple grow on head?

i have a new laptop. its black and classy :)
i dont like vista tho. my new laptop hangkei because of it. it rejected xp,

im touched at everyone's concern :)

i have this 1000 puzzle halfway done. can glow in the dark one woi. cool right? :)

yeekeong miss that upside down spider hanging there in his room wth.

its the 3rd day, i started being a little paranoid. forgive me pls :/

alot of people is trying to convince me to transfer to australia after my first year. ha ha ha i guess australia is boring without me /nenenibubu :p

i will update more often :) to keep my mind away.


ily,
emilywongmayling.

Sunday, July 20, 2008 @ Sunday, July 20, 2008
departed.

yes, he left.

it feeels so weird today. i dont know how to explain, but its like half of me is gone :( and everywhere or anything i do reminds me of him. the routine is finally broken.

i try very hard to hold my tears when i think of him, but it will eventually fall. its like catching wind with your bare fingers. he will be glad knowing that at least i tried =]
i sleep with his red horny teeshirt (haha its a teeshirt with the word horny on it lol), just so that i can smell his scent and fall asleep :) yalah, im weird. dont ask me whether im okay, because sadly i have no answer for you.

Not to worry, i will pull every tiny bits of me back, cantum it with a super glu, like how i did before (as you said), and i'll move on with a smile on my face.

he's fine bytheway. just a little lost in that adaption process hahahaha :D
"emily, you over 30 kg la hahahahaha how to check you in. later u move in the bag, kick kick kick. die la." he told me that in the airport.

wth.

haha and today i received a bomb.
In church, while i bowed my head down to pray, someone farted infront of me hahahahahahahha wtf damn funnny! so loud some more! i exchange glances with him and started laughing insanely.





ily,
emily.

Thursday, July 17, 2008 @ Thursday, July 17, 2008


what a hard week. its really really hardd.
im gonna bare the consequences of my choice :/






ok bye. fullstop.

Sunday, July 13, 2008 @ Sunday, July 13, 2008
Redangg tripp.

: Darl is leaving to australia on saturday T.T haih.

: I wanted to go Redang all along, but since it was a really really last minute plan (wtf one week before uni reopen), i couldn't find enough kaki's to go :(

: A soldier never gives up! Enthusiastic me phone up the travel agent. he got it all done for me yay hiphiphurray. and within 3 days, i really actually went to REDANGGGG, Terengganu :) woohooooo! aint that awesome huh?

breathtakingly beautiful :) need i say more?


nah! big prove of emily die also don't wanna go back home.
It was a long bus ride on tuesday night.

let me do the maths here. lets see..
8 hours bus ride + 1/2 hour van ride + 2 hours ferry = 10 hours cheesin!
i was suffering from nausea throughout the whole journey. sucks big time urgh. keep swallowing puke wtf.

checked in RedangBeachResort.

i turned my attention when i saw our huge room with a queen sized and a single bed homg exceedingly happy! I stammered my way to the bed, jumping around. while yk was so bloody tired holding two large baggage.

our starfish pose at the balcony wtf.

yeekeong the starfish.

emily the prettier but cacat starfish hahahahahaha XD!
hahahahhahahahahhaha shit man i cannot stop laughing looking at this wtf wtf. this is cool ok hmph.

no more retarded pictures in case people died after visitting my blog.
All our meals are buffet style *bigwidesmile*. thats the great part because both of us are always an hour late for every single meal. Ha! typical lah.

Well, i'll just summarize what we did there with pictures. boohooo secret trip :)

this is our snorkeling gang. not many pictures about snorkeling cause im too kiamsiap to rent that 50bucks digital waterproof camera.

our speedboat.

Hey its my first time snorkeling ok. In the beginning, that snorkel was such a bitch, water kept coming in, i cant seem breathe properly with it. As time goes by, i struggled my way through, it was okay in the end. i swam pretty far yo.

speaking of which, lol yeekeong's snorkel fell into the sea woi. and u know what?
that would cost him a blardy 100bucks wth. so expensive right?

guess what i did?
i used the tip of my toe & try grabbing it. But, it felled even deeper. Damn whatthehell lah, i was determined to pick it up (im quite confident it wont be that hard right?). I immediately took off my lifejacket, looked around to make sure yk is way far from me, dived in, with a gasp of breathe, i picked up that lost snorkel wheeeehooo YESSSSS! i was filled with joy at that moment. seriously.

& guess what happened?
every1 got on deck, leaving us there! T_T
im like out of no where then i saw the redangbeach guy come saving us with his flippers. DAMN MALU LAH everybody waited for us :( :( :(

anyway, plain funn with havoc ;) me likeyy.

we lazed around the seaside.

incredibly fun swing! I began humming a song while swinging :)

honestly the best part i love is sitting on the sand with his hand on my waist, brushing my auburn hair on his face, tuned in some good music, listen together, smell the unique scent of his, & lie there forever wtf. iloveyou dear :)

played tictactoe with that kiasu. when he lose, he simply go punch everywhere. WHERE CAN?!?!

SEE? told you. hmph stopid kia su!

so i took the liberty by punishing him to imitate a panda and munch leafy lol super funny!

HAHAHAHAHAHA PANDA BOY! PANDA BOY! lol lol *laugh until i roll down from my chair d*

ohya, now i have a little game for you people :)

i spy with my little eye and i see someone from P_ _ _ _ _ B_ _ _ _
clue : its on Starworld ch711.

barbarian emily threw baby boy into the sea. he just had his nice hot shower but she was jealous because she stinks and she didnt want to play alone. aww!

look at his expression ha ha ha!!

someone wanted to splash me as paybackkk. bad dude.
someone also nearly threw me down when i piggybacked him :(

we were soaky wet with sand sticking on my bigfatbutt wtf making it more obvious.

and guess what? doofus me forgot to bring our room key out. so we had to get a spare from the receptionist.

After a long day of packed action, we had bbq at night :)

i cannot recognize my own meat leh! ev say barbeque got a taboo rule which is "no stealing other ppls chicken le! later kena punch on the face."

As for me, i was too hungry to wait for yk to grill my satay. thankgod i ate alot of chowkueyteow and fried rice before the bbq. yeah, both buffet dinner and barbeque :D
i'm easily satisfied as long there's food (:


embraced the beautiful nightview walking hand-in-hand together-gather around the beach. we went bluesand hunting. but damn stopid lah, tak nampak also! then if im tired, i have human trishaw muahahaha. ok im the suckiest girlf u will ever have. but hmph i like la!

unexpected stuff always occur right? indeed it happened. yeekeong dropped his phone at the beach in the middle of the night. imagine little kids building sandcastle, suddenly dig a handphone out lol.

on a happier note, we chilled at laguna's open bar. i ordered some mango cocktail damn yummy. i like the cherry. ok wtf giant also alot of cherries.
while at our resort, there's some open stage disco. i got stunned ok when i was walking back to my room. they partyy till mygod damn late lah.

thats how i practically spent my last week of holiday. come to think of it, i see him everyday *jaws drop!*
uni's starting tomorrow, me gonnna oi oi. goodnight!






love,
emily.

Monday, July 07, 2008 @ Monday, July 07, 2008
accident

I got into an accident 2 hours ago.

Geez i only wanted a free subway 6' inch sandwish from pyramid :(
Apparently a black Mercedes hit my car from the front because that oldheck was reversing (he wanted to steal some carpark la wtf). The awesome part is, im okay & so is the car. I went to Proton for a checkup and they confirm nothing is wrong with my car. wow right? :) im really really reallyy amazed eh.


thankyou god :)



i'll be away till next weekend. takecare people! i'll try bringing home a jellyfish :D



love,
emily.

Thursday, July 03, 2008 @ Thursday, July 03, 2008
cg trip to malacca


Anyway, as what my last post mentioned, i went to malacca with my cellgroupp :) hahahha we had such a nice time together, its undeniable amazing! *ahaks cant wait for another cg tripp! :)))

Wonder who these posers are?
its my cg leaders cheeliang and joanna.

"I'm sorry i was asleep. homg homg die die. ok i'll go soon!"
After a sip of coffee i bounced off to joanna's house. everyone met up in church and we head to malacca without much further a due!

What luxury, the food, the company, the fabulous shopping in one day:) No one except cheeliang managed to sleep throughout the journey, probably because i was quite noisy. Everyone chit-chatted the whole journey, keeping up with each other, snapping photos, gossipping, sharing sweets hee thats the best.

What's the first thing that pop into your mind when u hear the word malacca. Nonetheless, chicken rice ball ! ok so we went to the best chicken rice ball stall in whole malacca for a savour of its awesomeness.


Well, i've never liked chicken rice ball since forever. I am always deceived by that rice ball as fish ball wtf. the excited me who loves fishball grabbed as much as i could, after a bite it killed my appetite, and popo will never let me put it back T_T, so i gotta suffer secretly eating it bit my bit.

I really find it very amusing on how to eat it. ha ha ha aaron kept shaking his head while i was flattening every chickenriceball to make it look like normal rice before eating hahahahahaha. damn funny woi. bad childhood lol homg what an excuse.

After chickenriceball we walked a couple of blocks nearby for the best ice-kacang in town! Hoho and currylaksa. I love their ice-kacang because they're not stingy with sagu and gula malacca. awesome right both my favouritee :) Bernard shared his taufupok with me, normally i judge a curry laksa by eating the one and only taufupok. wonder you people understand what taufupok means o,o

We were practically bloated so we decided to walk around while our belly can rest for our next food hunt hahaha how crazy. but i love it!



i shall stop all the bablings and reward you people with lots and lots of pictures. let the pictures do the walkingtalking.

shades up people!
from the left: cheeliang, jo, jennifer, han sean, bernard, ME, shern ai, carissa, aaron and lydia.

me, shern ai, carissa, aaron.
i have no idea why that goofy aaron love doing funny faces in every picture hahahahahhaha. Carissa and me really think that aaron is the best guy to bring along when u need help choosing girl/guy present. he got plenty of comments one lah.


There's so many shops nearby selling souvenirs. We crashed every single tiny shop here ok, although every shop sell exactly the same thing. HA i still remember the other time we spotted ev's hot ang mou here! that was one hell of an experience (eh zj ev lesley, remember the hot ang mou who speaks alien language to me blardy funny).

typical emily testing cane by trying out on sean. poor sean aww! joanna curi-curi took this picture. damn malu lah homg. just a note here, thinner canes are much painful compared to those rough and fat ones (not like anybody will use this tip around right? i hope not).

ok next insane stuff we did.

SNAKEEEEEY! :/

when people got sick of posing with humans, they posed with snake instead. HAHA! *gaspp*


Bernard had a hardtime controlling that phyton's head. lol lol you should see the havoc commotion when they took picture with the snake. the phyton cant stop movingg yo. apparently it was heavy and cold (according to them). Later on, that trishaw guy somore ask if we would like to have a picture with some iguana and what sort. He threw the iguana at one of us, everyone shriek in horror. lol blardy funny i tell you. cheeliang ran the furtest :p /boo

enough with snakes.

"oh malacca ar? got alot of bazooka one lor."
if some of you might know, my hometown is actually malacca. surprisingly this malacca girl here (which is me la) was confused and called canon, bazooka. wah i tell you, when i said bazooka, everyone stared at me with the one kind look, then burst out in laughter at once. Oh boy it was embarrasing :/

'nah the princess and her favourite toy!', quoted by bernard.

i nearly fell from that bazooka ok, and my butt was screaming for helpp aaaa! my butt hangus dah still gotta take picture because of my legendary blurness calling it a bazooka T.T

show some love yo.

they joined in :) there we go.. a decent picture which evidently show we landed at malacca.


I achieve the nirvana stage any puteri lilin will never achieve in their entire life. the bangganess of emily is that she climbed St.Paul hill in the middle of friday afternoon eventhough coincidentally heavenly-air-condition shopping complex is right beside it. HEY, so unbelievable hor? nevermindd i'll prove to you i love the sun when i go redang and come backk as a negro. deal?

imma post this next picture upp because its freaking hillarious!

As you can see, these two policeman was guarding stationary there with a horse (dont ask me why, me myself have no idea too). Cheeliang got sooooo excited when he saw that horse, he ran over, placed his hand on the horse's butt wanting to give a sexy spank to it, with that magical spank he can definitely flyyy to singapore. all our eyes widened. thankgoodness the policeman warned him on time, ohgosh if not hahahahha i'll have a great show to watch. i'll buy popcorn, slowly sit down there and watch how cheeliang fly to singapore byebye :D


everyone was satisfied with all the shopping at MNG as it is not overcrowded like here in subang. Rings, bracelet, necklace, earings, practically everything island-ny here is so pretty lah :) happy souls need awesome food to be happier. In simple terms, im hungryy!


Of course, anyone who went malacca with me will never miss out the best of the best SATAY CULUPP! i felt i was complete when i see those food mmm yum yum :D :D :D

hahahahaha i tell you what i did. Well, i was sooooo soooo hungry after a whole tiring day tripp, and i knew im such a big eater regardless of my body size, my capacity is more than a dinosaur that time. hehehehehe since it was self-service, so hehehehe i kept asking everyone to take as much as they could. "ehh ehh take more la! take more siham, got yau zha guai also, ohmygosh take sotong also! eh wait and and taiwanese sausage also very nice!"

actually leh. i was afraid i am the one eating the most, then u know lah quite pai seh right a girl eating the most while she's the thinnest. so i thought at least if everyone ate more or less same amount as me, then i wont be much of a contrast anymore! what a brilliant plan right?




/boo i ate the most in the end :( not telling you how many sticks :p



hear this beautiful song :) im sharing my happiness heh to the special zhengjoo who took all the fuss to copy paste every single picture here and send it to me. i belanja you ice-cream tomorrow k? :)




love,
emily.