Thursday, April 24, 2008 @ Thursday, April 24, 2008


the sun is being disobedient today!
end up, i don't get to watch sunset :(

anyway, since my company today compliments everything, i shalt forgive you for hiding behind your fellow peeing clouds pft!

ohgreat today i did funny faces, pointed finger, doing nonsensical stuff to the CCTV situated on the highest highest floor at pyramidd. seriously i have no idea why am i so hyper today!! Although we had a squabble yesterday, but today went really well :)


alright backk to my balcony story hehehehehe, when boyf was going out to pay the parking ticket hor, i knew my golden chance appear! *bigbigsmile* my inner mischievous self immediately locked his car door (why am i so smart ar?)

When he was slowly walking towards me with his big wide smile, i was being polite so i smiled back (i think he realized something was wrong). He tried opening the door, he attempt numerous time, but but still cannot open!! he panicked! he knocked the window with his fist asking me to stop playing anymore. i continued giving my million dollar smile as a cover up, while winding down 5cm of his window, muahahahhahaha i asked him to kneel down for i am thee highness wtf wtf. by doing so only i will open the door, if not i drive his car away! (i asked continuosly somore). homg you should see his face ok! HAHAHAHAHAHA he looked as tho he is gonna strangle my neck straight den kick me down from CP Balcony. In the end, i open the door lah, hahaha if not surely crawl home d.

anyhoo, i love TGIF once again! last time my daddy used to bring us there for lunch every sunday, now no more already T_T seriously their set meal damn worth it ok! trust me because you are listening this from the most auntiest person, emily ok! yes, it is so worthwhile in which when you walk out from the restaurant, u know your Rm39.90 is in good use :) got appetizer akhem choose mac and cheese ok, main course, and the paling kick butt part, desert :)) their cookie with icecream is plain heavenly mygod, i teach you how to eat also lah since i so semangat now. first, your fork must be in vertical position, the next step requires lots of skill ok, hahahahhahaa you must place a downward force from the first piece of cookie to the second layer of vanilla ice-cream, and lastly the hardcrust chocolatechip cookie. must eat all three layer together only you achieve what i call heavenly stage. hahahhahaa homg now im teaching people how to eat lol lol lol :D

not only that, all the waiter and waitress there are filled with happyhappyjoyjoy vibrant. now this inspired me to be a waitress in TGIF, oh and their uniform is so unique la! that was my dream when i was in secondary school to have as much badges as possible when i was a prefect. people normally worship those with crazy alot of badges one lor. omg this reminds me of highschool, during sesi pengambaran week right, i will try on anyone's blazer as long there's plenty plenty of badges on it. hahahaha lishin, remember?




ok im so easily diverted wth. i just wanted to say i'm very thankful that you did not give up on this relationship darl. actually this was my main purpose of blogging but i dont know how i end up talking from sky to cookie.


it's alreadyy ten months loveee! :) :) :) weee two digit already. i told him we can never celebrate our three digit, and you know wtf he answered? "of course la 100 years old how to celebrate."

kong pia. i meant 100 months lah lol.









loves,
emily!


Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ Tuesday, April 22, 2008


i don't like!
i don't like!
i don't like!

*shows tantrum*








i updated & i'm sick of my blog.


bai bai people! twentyfourth D: ticktock ticktock. 4minutes disease wtf!


& & jinwei, i miss you suddenly :)

teach me dancing when you are backk alright? :)







xo,
emily.


Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ Wednesday, April 16, 2008


"What is your ambition, may i ask?"

my perception of ambition changes as i grow upp .

When i was young, as in really young. Disney deceived me with fairytales. i actually thought all along i was a princess. A princess in my context that have yet be found by my royalty family, i though i was the abandon babyprincess that got deported from palace because of some politics issue, so i had to wait for my real prince in tuxedo to bring me back. i even decorated my room with those pinky pinky princess alike wallpaper in preparation for my real princess room at the golden palace i dreamed of. hahahaha thinking back really made me laugh so hard that i could drop off my chair.

When i was five, i am told by my kindergarden teacher to answer that question. i stared at her for awhile then i said wanted to be a policewoman. so she furthered asking me why. i told her i wanted to save the world akhem.
heh talking about kindergarden, the first thing that flashes my mind is peter and jane. remember that blue book where we used to read "This is Peter. This is Jane. Peter and Jane have a dog" Well, i am not much of a peter and jane reader although i was forced to. Honestly speaking i think i am the only human being in subang jaya whom did not finish the whole series. Yes, i know what a shame right? In contrast, i am a big fan of power rangers ok. i always standby beside my tv whenever the clock is close to 5pm on saturday. Nobody, i repeat nobody can ever touch my remote control at that time. screen at RTM 1 right? see i can even remember the time and the channel hahahahaa.

When i was seven, my parents send me to the only chinese primary school in subang which is lick hung. Every student were supposed to fill up a yellow student progress card writing what is your ambition.

so i took a mechanical pencil and wrote:

Nama: EmilyWong
Umur: 7 tahun
Cita-cita: Prime Minister (i did not know the malay term for prime minister LOL)

unbelievable? hoi i have reason for this too!
my fellow uncle-uncles, aunty-aunties, always start every conversation by complaining! Complain about what? Government lah of course. somore got what?! Whereas we, kids are the pitiful ones. "Haiyor Ah Ing ar, study harder la so next time you can be a prime minister and change malaysia then we can complain to you!". That is why when i was seven, i thought that ambition is something so great, so grand, something so special from all my other friends. the great emily.


After that incident, my ambition started changing like crazy. From a princess, a policewoman, a prime minister, a postman, an astronaut, a tissue seller outside public toilets, a chocolate tester, a pilot. And just last Sunday i just told my mom i wanted to be a rojak seller wtf. eh dont look down on rojak seller ok, that ah pek's rojak is soooo good that i can run out from church 10 minutes earlier just to line up for that rojak! My mom's colleague even drove from shah alam to old klang road (which is my church) for his rojak mygod! wah imagine if my rojak also so good business, i can stay banglo already lor hehehehehehee.




homg i am suppose to do my accounting assignment but i am typing about ambition here. what the heck?



bye people :) mind sharing your ambition story too?



lots of love,
emily.




Monday, April 14, 2008 @ Monday, April 14, 2008
video



homg.


Sunday, April 13, 2008 @ Sunday, April 13, 2008
planet shakers

I'm always lazy to blog. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things. am i not right ? :P


miss sampatness and me.


alright this whole week had been pretty nice and dandy :)

ok people, I am sooooo proud of myself wtf. Me, being a beginner driver on this war zone road of Malaysia finally took the courage and drove to KL! it was raining somore ok! *bangga alone*

Planet shakers were here! In my church in precise for the launching of YouthAlpha. Since it was a big event and i couldn't find any excuses not going, hence terpaksa pergi la. CheeLiang even gave me the 'Emily, i'm going to see you in church RIGHT??' line. he's totally gonna kill me if i skip church again. i am still holy ok.


i am extravagantly excited driving to church and all :) i picked xinyi up and there we went.

outside church. the left side is wisma FGA building, while the right side is our newly furnished building.

it was a once in a lifetime experience seeing such a big crowd in church. i saw a lot of unfamiliar faces around, some were talking among themselves, some were lining up to purchase Planetshaker's t-shirt, while the crew were busy coordinating everyone. The door opened at 7. You know how crazy are they ah? They just charged in by pushing others away!! Considering the fact that me and xinyi were blur and tiny in size, although we reached church by 6.30, but we had to sit above the balcony hmmphh thats the worst place ok! Just a note here, the balcony refers to the second floor of our church's sanctuary, means we are at the 3rd level mygod.

met up with a few of my friends. found a seat and placed my butt stationary there hahahahha. Bythewayy, there were a few super goodlooking caucasians siting infront of me *smirks*. Everyone went wild when PlanetShaker was out. Apparently those caucasians were one of them on stage wtf. omgla damn wasted right i did not recognize them. ohwell, im not a fanatic planetshaker fan (:

what you expect for a zoomed picture 2761 km from stage? that girl on the left is dropdead hot. she looked a little bit like Jenifer Aniston. Joel also said so kay!

1mm gap in between each other. the heat was unbearable, every gasp of oxygen is so precious, basically i was sweating like crazy la. oh there was this guy right, he is such a bodo sakai la. he purposely stood infront of us and blocked our view.

*surprisingly joel tapped his left shoulder*
*he turned around. thinking it was me. stared fiercely at me*

homg i immediately raise my hand as though i was very into the songs. that blardy joel ar!! dont he have other better things to do other than disturbing me.

joel tapped him again wth. that joker just loves creating commotion to embarrass me. damn stopid la. After that, Joel told him that he was blocking us girls then poof he disappeared hahahahaa. a piece of advice : when someone is blocking you on purpose, try being an annoying bitch. hohoho but if you were lucky enough and got yourself bashed up, dont blame me :p

The whole church experienced a major earthquake. seriously i can feel the floor shaking. everyone was jumping on their feet praising God with the band playing their heart out. it was great.

dear puipui, evidence of your love :) omg i look so fat here!


that's all for now :)

ohya i heard both IUs were in the weekend. hope everyone had a great time!
My dog look like a retard now after a trim by my beloved sister. *clapclap*


p.s: chase me somore la, now you and uglyduckling are in the same gang hahahhaa.



loves,
emily.


Saturday, April 05, 2008 @ Saturday, April 05, 2008
tags.

Jenson,


my dear friend, my teacher anne class friend, my starbucks friend :) my friend who save me whenver im stuck in a bus stop. omg can you still remember? i always call you for HELP.
are u surprise that your picture is on topp?
well, the goodness of tagging emilywongmayling will gain you a free advertorial.
ahaks happy anot?




Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.
Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 people.
This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...

NO CHEATING!

1. Ev
2. Yeekeong
3. Jenson
4. Teckweng. lol
5. Joel moel boel

DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UP
THE TOP!

1. HOW DID YOU MEET 1?
- well, she is my buddy i see nearly every single day. i see her more than i see my family? anyway back to topicc, i met her when we were sitting the same transportation aunty car when we were in primary school. At that time, we didnt know each other. i was the one snatching doreamon comic from the guys, while she was sitting quietly at the back, so i kindly ask her whether she got air-con anot. hehehehehe

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate
your friendship with 1?
- i would rate 9.5 :) based on her kia su-ness, i know you feel likee :emily i am going to punch you because you did not give me a 10 since we are so buddies: HAHAHAHAH i can read the miss kia su brain! :p

3. How long have you known 4?
- believe it or not. since primary school ok.

4. How do you know number 3?
- Through tuition. i think i was kick by teacher anne to some akhem special room because szeluan and me was making too much noise. somehow jenson the great came by. and there it started.

5. wheres 5?
- trust me, with my head on the chopping board. HE IS BLARDY CLUBBING NOW!

6. A fact about number 1?
- singing magnet. frenzy hair. formal attire. brainy. stage fright. breaks glass. change my radio channel once her fingers get itchy. the only one who dont panic sitting my car :)

7. Who is 4 going out with?
- Well, did not catch up with him just now :(

8. What does 1 do for a living?
- Watch youtube and laugh on her own.

9. Would you live with number 3?
- Hua! Difficult question! Erm..Wait till hell's unleashed on Earth then I will see. (stopid jenson, i answer the same for you HMPH!)

10. What do you like about number 2?
- unreasonable love :) *bigbighug!*

11. Do you miss number 5?
- i miss him so much lah! omg who is the one who will draw pictures with me while the pastor is preaching. the one who will talk nonsense with me. the one whom i hit so much. hahaha and the one who can crack idiotic jokes. *cough because he is a little off lah. his otak problem*

12. Would you make out with number 4?
- erm. doubt that. (SKIP THIS QUESTION!)

13. What’s your opinion of number 2?
- my love. he is soft hearted when it comes to me. he is hot tempered on the other hand. loves him whoever he is.

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
- during camp how we knew each other. hahahaha just make the story short, i thought he was some intruder from i-dono-where to spy on my games groupp. hmphh and he is always against me one lor.

"ask emily to be the horse!!" (its some game where a few people become a horse to carry the group members across the other side)
"wtf?!?! HORSE? i dont wanna be a horseeeee! i want to be the one riding it! "
"ok la. hands down means everyone agrees. emilyy, dont talk so much. everyone agree already. you look like a horse anyway"
"ohmygod. argh joel lim im sooo gonna kill you! i'm going to put lizard in your dorm. you wait. and also steal all your maggi cup so you can freeze in genting. "

so annoying one lor. every game also i kena. whattheheck!!

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
- this question is so wrong. my best friend and my boyf? well, wont happen :)))

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
- yeah. he's nice to talk to. emo conversation + nonsensical thoughts, thats the combination of our conversation.

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
- Well, yeah. once. okaaay next question please.

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
- Nah. Never seen her in awhile except online. (jenson's answer)
- Nop. He never call me out also :p where's my starbucks har. *smirks* (emily's answer)

19. Who have you known the longest?
- wow. amazingly its teckweng !

21. How often do you talk to 1?
- every single day.

22. What about 2?
- every single day. despite that i kinda abandon him for the last week. :/ we still talk everyday lar.

23. Have you ever thought 3 more then a friend?
- my SISTER/ aunty/ ahpek.

24. Would you go out for a date with 5?
- i did before. it was the past anyway.

25. Do you dream about 2?
- always ends up in some weirdo dream. seriously. (next time i'll blog about this)

26. What did no 2 did to you that you can never forget?
- alott. not saying :p my secretive life akhem.

27. What have you done for 1 that the person never forget?
- i save her life by walking the stairs everyday hahahahhahah!

28. What's 3 hobby?
- camwhore lah. basketball, tease me, happily teasing me, nudging me, big vain pot.



i tag whoever that loves doing tags. i know there is one amongst the five person in my list. akhem you know who you are.



i'll update soon. pinky promise! (:

loves,
emily.