Sunday, March 23, 2008 @ Sunday, March 23, 2008
period.

period. period. period. and period.



the ovum died. wtf yeah it died.

wtf why must i have menstruation?!?!?! i hated it so much that i rather die being a woman. First was the cramps. the shockingly cramps which i think i can only survive another 10 years of it and eventually i will be on STAR first page as the first girl who died because of her period. okay wtf a little exaggerating. hey, but its true ok.

anyway the discomfort is another thing. i hated going to school with my legs being so weak and jellyish, my stomach with a fucking fireball in it. The worst was because i hated changing my pad when im outside. first, i must sneak in that pad into my pocket (this is one hard task OK?) then going to the smelly toilet and all. ARGH!! so, i rather think of excuses to skip school (which my parents certainly do not allow). thankgoodness its the holidays now. oh i love you monash! *bigwidesmile*

luckily, whisper the great pad saved me. ha ha ha :D can you imagine i bought my akhem with my dear boyf? he was blushing sooooo red while i was taking my ole' sweet time choosing. hahahha maybe some of you might be wondering, pads also must choose one ar?!? eh wtf important okay! you gonna live with it for the rest of the week.

i think i can faint anytime if that sohai cramp attack me again. today damn pain lah!
anyhoo talking about fainting, i am sooo proud of my fainting record.

i fainted 4 times before :)))
not easy to beat my record aye?

wonder how can this happen right? i also dont know.
first was when i'm in lick hung, during assembly all the students will be standing side by side with 1cm apart and everyone have to be a statue until our miss headmistress finish her nagging. i could barely get a gasp of oxygen so i fainted. since that day onwards, i am the VIP who sits at the canteen and let other students being jealous of me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAPPY LA!

the second time i couldn't remember.

the third time was in sunway lagoon. damn malu lah that time. The main realson was because i did not have my breakfast. but, being the hyper me, i jumped in the pool straight. until...until, i felt a little dizzy while we were attempting the high slide. i told my brothers, but they claim that i was being a stopid paranoid bitch, so i walked slowly behind them. suddenly, i know i couldn't walk anymore, i fainted at the surf beach! my paria brothers didnt even notice okay?! wtf. so yeah, the lifeguard saved me yadaa yadaa there was announcement saying a little girl fainted but she is not conscious so they were finding my parents. after 765232 minutes only my brothers pop there and say "ehh that one look like emily lah! " i speechless.

the fourth time was when i am having my tetanus jab. YES, i fainted after my jab. damn wtf embarrassing right? i still feel embarrassed until now :( it was when im form3, i took the jet, i went back for moral class. apparently we are akhem blessed so our moral teacher was our dear headmistress, Pn. Zaleha. i fainted in her class indeed. my face was all purple-ish, i told ev and zj that i have a strong feeling i am going to faint, but as usual no one believed me. so yeah, i fainted at Pn.Zaleha's hand. omg even when i am typing this i feel so malu lah. then there was Wei Cheah, the nuts guy, he went from the first form3 class to the last f3 class yelling "EMILY DIED! EMILY DIED!" wtf. my friends was panic striken. hahaha of course la! i look like i was about to die (according to them). everyone was surrounding me like im a museum. in the end, they called the doctor over, and he said i was allergic to that tetanus jab. SO tadaaaaa, i woke up after 15 minutes. hHAHAHA i made it sound so fun fainting.

okay. im getting my pills and off to bed now. i shall stay on my bed until god knows when :))) well, im happy! D: wonder why? because this weekend im going back to malacca for chingming. My grandma being superstitious is one great thing, because she wouldn't allow me (if i still have my period) to clean those graves. thus, i am excusable :))) seronok la! bijak right my period. come at the right time.







loves,
emily.theone.


Tuesday, March 18, 2008 @ Tuesday, March 18, 2008
random

MUAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA i'm such a genius wtf.

serious one.


There was a girl, i name her anonymous. On valentines day, shockingly her dad bought her a silver ipod nano. She was soooo happy that she couldn't stop smiling the whole night. Her curiosity killed her. She played around with that little thing. Until, her itchy little fingers pressed the screenlock function. Just a few days back, that playful girl accidentally screenlock her whole fucking ipod. She went nuts. She cannot in a hundred years remember what combination of four numbers that she put. yadda yadaa, in the end, i hacked the ipod and save it. HOHOHOH :)))) im such a genius. hahah wtf. i can't believe it neither.


p.s: thanks ivankang. lol and ivan kow too :)
there was a story behind.


Anyhoo, this week is going to be one tedious week. am real busy with so many things right now! I have two blardy assignments due this week. A massive killing excel shit assignment, everytime i start doing it, i feel like squashing all the ants around. I HATE YOU, BODO EXCEL!! But, i can still go midvalley today! you tell me, where got people so slumber one?!?!?!


let me tell you one of his dirty little secret. boyf raped my teddy in my car akhem.
ki siao.


ehh ehh anyone going for Celine Dion's concert?!?! can you imagine that, people purposely fly to Las Vegas just to see her sing. While, she is actually coming to us, count yourself a fortunate soul here! so how can you NOT go?!?! woi. since im poor, i shall try winning tickets then. HMPH :(





loves,
emily.



tuning into: all around me by flyleaf.


Saturday, March 15, 2008 @ Saturday, March 15, 2008




what hurts the most is being so close to you, and having so much to say, and watching you walk away :(((
this song always hit my soft spot. tears would eventually fall.


softly,
you will leave me softly,
softly,
for my heart would break,
you promised you will never leave,
for i know its not true,
to fall,
so softly,
i will leave you there,
for where you belong.


loves,
emily :(


Wednesday, March 12, 2008 @ Wednesday, March 12, 2008


i've just reached home.

malaysian drivers are so beastly!! what the heck can simply cut cut cut without signal ar? PARIA i tell you all these people. simply zoom in here and there. i wanna smack you on your face lah!! this is not the first time ok.


homg i need to complain!!

The problem with these inconsiderate people is, they discriminate "P" licence driver. SHUT UP okay, neither your grandpa nor mine own the blardy road that is belonged to P for public. Aint you a "P" driver before? SO, you think you are so grand right? go buy a private jet and drive it for your own la. In fact, if one day our technology reached that outstanding level, and we have flying cars, trust me i am so gonna buy cars on land instead. at least i do not need to deal with you aggravating people.

Irritating la!!
i, on the other hand am learning to signal and all. mana zai you people are crazy, as tho you are rushing to deliver a baby. cilaka, i must fix siren at my car d (like siewying's friends car) the hell!


***
NEVERMIND!! THIS IS NOT THE WORST!


i am much more pissed whenever i see dota players scolding other people's parents in blueserver.

" fuck your mother lah!"
" that NOOB son of a bitch"
" ccb @#@*&&^@# go fuck your ____ blablabla"

you know what?!?! i am so bloody sick with all these people. If you want to scold then pretty please scold that particular person lah. why must you scold their parents too?

don't you know the innocent person you cursed are sneezing now. so you feel very high on top/satisfied just because you humiliated that person's family? *clap clap* and 987234 slap for you. i can personally go over to your house and slap you too. i love slapping useless people wtf. urgh! don't it ever occur that if in the future when you are a parent, what will you feel when you see that heartbreaking statement? mind your manners next time, please and thankyou.

whatever lah.

sunflowers symbolize hope :)

just so you know, i aint so pissed compared to the pass 10 minutes.






p.s: congrats to all you spm candidates! highschool is a history to you now. join the club. hahaha wth.

tuning into : please dont stop the music by rihanna.


Wednesday, March 05, 2008 @ Wednesday, March 05, 2008


seafield paling baik!
clubs and society in seafield paling paling baik! *thumbs up*


BECAUSE ITS FREE OF CHARGE :)

before enquiring.
"let's join society of performing arts, tah! i was in it when im in taylor! banyak happening tau!" i happily told ev.

after enquiring.
"5 BUCKS for one semester?!?! *i look in astonishment* homg we are actually suppose to pay 5 bucks for every club and society? ev, let's go!"


in the end, after searching so many booth, i joined christian fellowship. mainly because its free!! the only one that is free ok?!?! CheeLiang, my Cg leader would be heavenly proud of me :)) LOL. and Joel, who proclaim im the biggest sinner have to swallow his fist now. hmph!

***
on a lighter note, i am cleaning my name.
i aint any alien you see in the movies,
i am sane like any other girls,
i am awarded the best bullshit award from zhengjoo.


haha wtf i cannot stop laughing after reading the conversation between me and zhengjoo. apparently she was doing some animal planet experiment, i think.

eh emily i give u sheep

: Emily . says:

FOR WHAT? DOLLY AR

: Emily . says:

she die edi wei

: Emily . says:

dont tell me u dono she died

: Emily . says:

haha or u giv me her anak

zheng joo says:

wtf whos dolly

: Emily . says:

HOMG U DONO AR? HAHAHAHAHAH another scientist value from emily

zheng joo says:

OWH i noe edi

: Emily . says:

let me tell u dolly is the what lah

zheng joo says:

I NOE EDI LAH

: Emily . says:

the no sex sheep

: Emily . says:

so cool! humans should apply it

: Emily . says:

DAM GOOD. den no edison chen stuff

: Emily . says:

no horny porny thing woot.

zheng joo says:

FINE i give u snail

: Emily . says:

HAHAHAHAHA snail lol. i will take the snail and teman my turtle

: Emily . says:

because my turtle so lonely after his/her life partner died

: Emily . says:

and hor that turtle was suppose to be yk's one

: Emily . says:

i wanna giv him for his birthday, den while my taxi on the way to his house

: Emily . says:

HE CALL ! : "emily EMILY wth u bought? dont scare me!"

"uh turtle?"

"OMGG. *conversation with his mom*

* MY PARENTS DONT LET US HAVE PETS! sorry ar"

"wtf."

hangs the phone down.

zheng joo says:

WTF lol OWH so thats the yk punya

: Emily . says:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA YA LAH

: Emily . says:

den i name it all den after that i piss

: Emily . says:

eh all togetehr with the container and food all around 20 +

zheng joo says:

the 50 cent tortoise?

: Emily . says:

no 50 cents u con me

: Emily . says:

i damn sad okay, tot wanna giv surprise. now i get a big SHIT burden starving turtle

zheng joo says:

... okie fine nah em i give u cat then

: Emily . says:

can i cook it?

: Emily . says:

okay no wtf i wont. uh i hate cat lah

: Emily . says:

dont u remember i say throwing the cat INTO the sun

: Emily . says:

shit wei. wth WHY CAT! u know how horny are cats? HAR HAR. they like to meow. and please its NOT seductive. ITS annoying

zheng joo says:

not to u also

: Emily . says:

sumore they damn dirty. and think they damn cute. shit wei. with the ears all. pointy ears. confirm they are some kena ditch species of tiger last time

: Emily . says:

den they end up BEING a cat! ewww. sad lah they all

: Emily . says:

wanna be tiger. but evolution happens, so they de-prove and be a cat

: Emily . says:

later on, being thrown by emilywong to the sun

: Emily . says:

eh stop giving me animals i lazy type HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

zheng joo says:

omg Emily you worst creature on earth, I speechless.



eh cannot blame lah. i am a pityful girl who have to undergo so much of stress. those overload assignments/presentations/tutorial exercise made me insane. i talk too much crap. love me hate me, you decide :))) *smiles widely*

p.s : yk, if you're reading this. you cannot decide :p









loves,
emily.

tuning into: love show by skye.







Tuesday, March 04, 2008 @ Tuesday, March 04, 2008
lost and found.

i am lost, now found ;)


blame on my cpu, people!! my cpu kaboom out of a sudden while i was enthusiastically talking about cats with ev on msn. so you see, cats are bad! har har told you so.*points finger*


why am i tilting my head looking at this picture?
this is my campus, Monash University in Sunway.

"hailat monash like jail wei! nine buildings all together, blardy huge and i always get lost!"
"prisonbreak lah you emily!"

wth.

*laughs hysterically*




: the lost kid here is doing bachelor of business and commerce. who said business was easy? i smack u tau! first and foremost, i know basically nothing about business, how can it be easy for me? bodoh. ( this is dedicated to davidthemoron) nonetheless, of course its easier compared to engineering and medicine. i did all sciences since i was form4 till SAM, so its time to have a change :)))

: i have ONLY 12 hours of class per week. hiphiphurray! (you wont know how happy it is until u realize other students gotta study from 9 - 5)

: pyramid is my second home. i think its shamini's second home too. wtf we both sacrifice for J.co!

: monash janitor's uniform is similar to taylor's one. like who will realize this?

: there is always a HAPPENING event in monash.

that DJ hen sampat one! liliann, remember the DJ in ausmat blasting horrible music? its him! its him!! mygod.


: i went to usj12 padang for the DAP talk.

"apa pak lah sedang buat?!" the amcee asked.
"TIDORRR!!!" the crowd shouted.

plain fun ;)

: i have a new toy. happyhappyjoyjoy!! :)) yes, my car is finally here! a really cute looking car :)
if you see a new proton moving zig-zag on the road, confirm thats me! hahaha HELLO :D because u dont see any proton yet.





a summary this is, not a post.



loves,
emily.