Wednesday, February 20, 2008 @ Wednesday, February 20, 2008
my sister

did you ever experience waking up with sweat all over your face, gasping for breathe, eyes wide open, looking around your room, figuring out what just happened??

my childhood nightmare came to LIFE today!!
today morning, i heard a loud shriek, i got on my toes immediately, thinking there was a fire and im suppose to pack mimi and run. wtf it was my mom!


" Lydia! WOI!! 7.30am already @#&^ why are you still sleeping?!?!?!?! you missed your bus!!" mom screamed outside the door.



so it was a bright sunny morning until this happened. APER?
My sister, Lydia panicked. She flee like a fly and got herself all dressed up quickly so that mom could drop her at Lick Hung on the way to work. i sighed a little, hugged my bolster and get back to dream. at last, its quiet and peaceful :))) plus point, today is the only day i did not have orientation *pouts* ( hahaha not to say i did turn up everyday for the orientation :p)

when my mom's avanza was in the border of turning into Lick Hung. Guess what?!?!??!!?
my smart little sister realized she forgotten her schoolbag. WTF can forget schoolbag one meh?!?!?! homg she damn geng lor. seriously. i salute her! going to school without a schoolbag? that only happens to me in my childhood nightmares, and i always find it real creepy because i studied in lick hung too. Lick hung teachers are already a monster in disguise, no schoolbag means u self declare suicide. *clap clap for my little sister*

so mom told her to go to school without a schoolbag (wtf i also wont dare steping inside lick hung without a schoolbag lah. chee sin ok?). of course she was panic-striken. she did not have the guts to go in too. In the end, mom send her home. and it was really really late. In fact, my sister was brilliant enough to give hundred and one excuses to skip school. what the heck? ohmygod she difinitely have the Wong's genes in her. ha ha ha :)) *grinning*



what a morning.




tuning into: our song by taylor swift.


Monday, February 18, 2008 @ Monday, February 18, 2008
firstday of orientation.

saturday i mourn.
sunday i mourn.

why?


monash is starting soon :(( but i cannot stop missing my rotting days where i watched grey's anatomy, prisonbreak, brothers and sisters, heroes etc etc NON-STOP. mind you, i did go out too. hahaha i may seem so un-productive. but whatever lah! uni is way worst. fuck.

today we had our orientation. well, this whole week is our orientation week actually.
we had mister ben stiller look alike on stage to introduce the general information about monash. yadda yadaaa he was entertaining enough with lame but funny jokes. haha not easy to find those jokes okay? i've encountered countless of awkward moments when someone poses some lame joke, but the crowd just stone and stared at him LOL. Hahaha dont you people encounter that too?

There were free food after that. As a typical emilywongmayling, or should i say a typical malaysian, wtf free food sure must pao as much as you can lah. MIND YOU! we paid blardy 26k a year and dont tell me a burger cost that much. hmph !! *tucks my hand* wtf i think im becoming more and more aunty each day. my accountancy degree would definitely pay off because i will start the line every aunties love. ” WOI u think one cent is not money ah! u know one cent can buy what anot? you fool!”

till that day comes :))
ha ha ha i bet zhengjoo will die by then. because im such an efficient pemiutang wth. i’ll go ‘ehh my 30 bucks! remember?” i’ll just repeat that line until she actually returns the money to me. so whenever i go talking about money, she’d freaked out a little. haha like that time in pyramid. she went berserk.



T.T why i always blog and never publish it. i think my draft is accumulating drastically :[ i'll post this!

oh i would like to say all the best for those who are flying off to aussie tonight, or those who are already at aussie :) have a great time being an international students. most importantly, buy me macadamia nuts and bring home a kangaroo ( i love kangaroos la. i like their baby pocket more).
so remember the kangaroos will you? hahahahaha wtf.

p.s: i'm really sorry for being way too lazy and not going to KLIA today.




a hint: i have a new blog :)))
i'm gonna use this blog anyway. okay wtf did i give you people a hint.



tuning into: keep bleeding love by leona lewis.


Sunday, February 17, 2008 @ Sunday, February 17, 2008
tuna

i'm gonna call this post, TUNA post.


last monday, it was jenny's surprise farewell :) ! everything went smoothly as planned by akhem mister oh-so-sweet Nicholas (her boyf). he did so much just to make it worked out. yes, i'm soooo jealous :/ hmph! *hinting*

all of us gathered at saujana club's carpark around 5. then, we head to jenny's mansion for the fantastic SURPRISE! i just love surprises :) how can you not love it lah? ARE U A HUMAN har har har? surprises can make ur heart thump in godly speed, adrenaline rush in a sudden shock, eyes start tearing, aww how touching.

anyway let the pictures do the talking. (because im so lazy wtf)


twelve freaking cars! ha ha ha how many myvi did u spot?


the home theater karaoke room! how awesome right to have one in your own house?!?!?



groupie :)))) jenny's classmates and us!

US :)

we hid in her room. so quietly. as everyone whispering around asking whether is she home yet. then, the door opened. There we go shouting "SURPRISEEEEEEE!!!!!!" that moment was the best. its so amazing till jenny got so touched and teared a little. you still look great la girl hahahah wherelse joseph kept teasing her. LOL damn bad.


jenny and her pretty goldfishes.

oh did i mention, she actually have fishes swimming IN her house wtf? and people, the fishes are friendly beings homg, we actually played with it. ha ha ha and having fun naming it too! :D



***

VALENTINES DAY! (:


i look good. he? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAh a little sepet.


it was our first valentines together. aww! *teary eyes*
he said it would be a surprise. and ya, it did. my heart melted.

but, being miss emily wtf lah i have to spoil surprises. so i went guessing from head to toe for a whole day. from pizza uno to mamak stall. ha ha ha you have no idea what pops out from my mind!! it was pretty ridiculous. HAHA.

so yeah, i really thought we were going to dine at somewhere nearby. perhaps, akhem pizza uno ( i was so confident that thats the place since i bug him for carbonara always).


he came to pick me up with a smile plastered on his face saying 'ngek3 want to act smart lah emily!!'

surprisingly, he brought me to my all time favourite paling kick butt japanese restaurant RAKUZEN!! he booked that restaurant before hand. that was really really sweet, my dear! (homg just because i love their sashimi, unagi, rakuzen bento set and everything else there lah!) weeee how can i not love you darl :)

Just before i walked in my house, he kindly passed me a basket of lovely roses with a white swatch watch and a handmade card inside :)))) i felt like a princess in fairytale land for that split second :]

okay stop dreaming, emily! *slaps self!*


thankyou, babylove :] so pretty *smiles widelyy*



eh i found one of his poem.

" stones pile up on top of one another,
on top was a thousand doves,
in my heart we will always be together,
under a great spell of love."




my valentines was amazing. hope you all did too :)







hehehe i stole a sunflower just now from the party at tropicana!! boohoo :p random info, i know. LOL.



the sunflower compliments me.





anyway, uni is starting soon.
nooooo :((( *cries in despair*

TAKNAK! :(((


Sunday, February 10, 2008 @ Sunday, February 10, 2008
Chinese new year


lydia MY sister, shenshen MY secret affair , and mimi MY dog.



Chinese new year had been the same every year.
surprisingly I, for one, LOVE IT :)



I just love going visiting for the sake of tasting every single cookie that is served :] plus plus, i love the amused feeling of wondering how much is inside every angpao i received. Hahahaa maybe this is because my weird dad always fill in different amount of different currency into four different angpaos and ask us to blindly take one. Surprisingly, after 8374 years of trying, the humbly Miss emily at last got the biggest one this year. WAHAHAHAHA =D okay wtf.

my brother took this picture to prove that i am the one who finished that container of chipss :((( DARN EVIL!


well, the second thing i like about CNY is the annual reunion dinner! hoho its like once in a blue moon you have exceptionally so many scrumptious dishes on the table. I'll be amongst the one who will sit in the dining table till three rounds of relatives finish eating wtf. The adults would be talking merrily there while we (me and my brother) would be filling our plates with more and more food :D *smiles widely* !


In fact, our whole WONG family went food hunting yesterday! it was total whacked. To me, it was the best part of my whole CNY this year (despite the angpaos hee). we went to Newton foodcourt, which is the largest one in whole malacca for dinner. After that, we freaking drove five cars to find the best "au jian" (fried oyster with egg thingy). Later on, we couldnt resist of NOT tasting malacca's legendary satayculup, so we ate like a barbarian there (hahaha maybe only me and my cousin ate like a barbarians). When it was 12 midnight, we went to portugis settlement for supper! enjoying fuking awesome seafood beside the sea with that breezy wind :)))))

ohmygod please murder me!!! i dont know how on earth i can eat so darn much.


*clap clap! im gaining weight :D i'm officially 47.5kg! im gonna say byebye to underweight ( if i continue eating like this) and show miss Angelene that witch who claimed that im anoroxic HMPH!*


Me and my cousins are considered quite close.
In fact, we gamble ONLY at night till 3am every single day. HAHA! The younger ones would be betting 10 cents each round and start weeping whenever their box of coins go empty. IRONIC. that's the time when all their mommy's come to the rescue and refill it. how nice hor if anyone can pay for all my losses T_T



This baby is so darn cute so i have no choice but to post it :)

i like that blue dinosaur shirt lah! and that red santaclause's gloves :D LOVELY.
i was suppose to jaga him while he's sleeping. but i couldnt resist disturbing that poor little baby aww.






p.s: Kungfu dunk is an awesome show. watch it!
Bwahahahha hopefully i dont turn into another jaychou freak. but that movie was kickbutt fabulous :D






HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, peeps :)









much love,
emilywong.


Monday, February 04, 2008 @ Monday, February 04, 2008
huiwen.

huiwen.


she's a lovely girl who is obsessed with kodomo lion pencilcase. when she starts laughing, there is no ending. last time in high school, i always love to steal her brown kodomo lion pencilcase and swing it outside the balcony or perhaps throwing it around, saying "huiwen, say bye bye to kodomo! MUAHAHAHA in a taunting expression :p" im so childish wtf.

oh, did i mention she's going to australia soon too.




anyhoo,

five of us went to pavillion by train. it was ev's idea anyway. a girls day out!


thats huiwen (the one in stripes) in her blur look.



my first discovery of the day : commuter train moves faster in rainy days! while ev said, it will go in a terbalik direction wtf? ha!



MUAHAHAHA forever21 in pavillion is heavenly! :D i am not overrating okay.
me and zhengjoo shopped there for an hour plus! i tell you hor, there's just so many clothes everywhere, and i want to look at every single one of it, but but there's not enough time.



" ehh, go fitting room lah you both! i wanna sit there!"
" mygod, you know how long are we at forever21 anot? even huiwen and hsiaoyinn went and walk on their own!"
" emily, can u please stop being so fickle minded and choose one."
" i cannot breathe already! LET'S GO OUT!"

ha ha. ev gave us one hundred and one reasons to get our arse out from F21. she couldnt stand it anymore! LOL. LOL.

ROFLMAO! this is fuking retarded. it was suppose to be on ev eh. mygod! hahahaaa :D


zhengjoo, ev and me decided to watch P2. you should see our faces in the cinema. three of us were finding all kinds of stuff to cover our face. ha ha i think we were the noisiest ones in the cinema with ev scolding how stopid is that main actress, zj praising how hot is west bently, and me jumping off my seat.

HE IS BLARDY CREEEPY okay and i hate him!!



my second new discovery of the day : acrobat guys scares me off!
their suit are ERR way too tight, and it is *akhem revealing.


the acrobat performance :(


EH seriously why am i so innocent ?!?!?!?!!! @#%$*)*@#!@ I seriously am the most innocent one amongst my friends. whenever we watch some x rated movie, i will go "ehh ehh what are they doing? why they wanna do that?"
haiyor, i shall blame malaysian education :) :) :) for not providing me with sufficient sex education wtf. *wicked laughter*


i was traumatize after having a glimpse at those acrobat guys. ev lah damn bad! ASK ME TO WATCH! all her fault wei!!

omg the more i type the more EEEEEEEEE i feel wth, so i shall end this.








group pictures!

me. zhengjoo. ev. huiwen. hsiaoyinn

i look like a lost kid here @.@

*smiles widely*




i sleptover at zj's place. ev tagged along! since they both stay so near. can you imagine how awesome when ur fren's place is just one road apart? damn jealous lah.



anyway, we went to boyf's house for his sister's farewell party. the gang of guys came just to PAO tigerbeer. ha ha as usual lah! and get free food kan? so typical of them :D


er er apparently i felt so weird there. its like his whole family plus his relatives plus plus his family friends know we're together. MYGOD!! how bad can this be?!?!



joshi : emily, go greet his dad lah! then we got show to watch.
zhengjoo and ev : yahlah. its a MUST wei.
yeekeong: dear, go lah. angpao damn big wan! think of the shopping you can go hor.

so many of them babbling at my ears. this is so stopid.


wanna bribe me with angpao wtf !!! TOOMUCH!!!! ha ha although i know i love money so much, still....
HAHA i shy lah. but in the end, i went okay! (i am so brave wtf haha i know i know!!) *BANGGA*


Friday, February 01, 2008 @ Friday, February 01, 2008
sulking emily :(

i have a tiny secret.




: i count tears wtf.
last night i was counting till 17659872 and eventually i fell asleep.


in my dreams,
i dreamt that my face was full with zits, as in those real terrible ones! those that looked like a nano volcano which would erupt anytime. mind you, that was a fucking nightmare!

mygod, as in hello God! why did you created zits in the first place?
i always think that zits and mosquito are the worst creature that appeared in planet earth. well, mosquito do not do any good except buzzing around my ears and i have to close my ears all night because i often reckon that little dracula would get lost and camp inside my ear wtf. plus point, mosquito are called NYAMUK AEDES! see? see? told you they deserve to be dissapeared.


haha.


so, i woke up, the next thing i ran straight towards the mirror...


the good news is, that was a dream.
the bad news on the other hand, i saw a new paria pimples T.T




"father god, i pray that you would kindly snap your little finger and make those pimples extinct. amen. " haha mommy told me to pray everyday and that was my prayer.





well, if you find that ridiculous, let me tell you..

whenever my sister, Lydia prays for mimi, i couldnt control myself from laughing.

" i pray that mimi wont go lost."
"i pray that mimi will drink more water."
"i pray that mosquito wont bite mimi in malacca."



*smiles widely* CUTE!




p.s : mimi is a dog bytheway.