Sunday, July 29, 2007 @ Sunday, July 29, 2007 church prom
me and my beloved xin yi :)
ChuRchProm2007. *grins*
Theme : Hanzel and Gratel Location : Ritz Carlton Grand Ballroom. Price : RM75 (hehe subsidize by the church) Date : 28/07/07 Time : 7.30 pm
we reach there quite early due to some ushering issue. I was in a total panic situation because my parents weren't around. they went for hi-tea. so i did my make up myself.(honestly i know nothing at all about make up) screw it. bah.i hateee eye linear! why on earth such things have to be so complicated.
fixing my eye make up which turns out worst.
hahahha D: i needa hide throughout the whole ball. malu giler betul-betul.
was too bored. so i suggested we start snapping .
*emo siut*
*shocked* is that an aligator?
*retarded fish*
*sad* u killed my dog.
*human pegasus*
well we seriously was too bored.(you can see form those syok sendiri pictures up there) and im busy thinking of one hundred and one hiding plans.hahaha D:
saw these peeps outside the ballroom.
sulynn. me. xinyi. joanna. lily.
i went in and grab a seat quickly.
blardy joel lim blackmail me to come out. so hell yeah i came out. he was with his tux.and fush surprisingly he looked quite charming on that day. his friend Jeremiah held that nicon camera getting ready to snap our pic. hahahah D: damn funny wei. i ran to the escalator just to escape. but ditangkap eventually. had a few shots with him. and the picture is in d church camera. im so dead.
FGA college ball. everyone.
our youth church pastor, Rose. aint she cool? she plays the drum wei. don play play!
xinyi's target for the night. he's hot. guess who is this? he is our pastor's brother.ohmygeee. fush.
our tableee.
the event started with ying roe, heng ian as the amcee for the night. the theme hanzel and gratel is pretty cute, as it is supposingly to mean brotherhood.
the buffet was heavenly. especially the desert.woo awesome wei!
me and xy ate like there's no tommorow.guess u can imagine it. bwahha D:african ladies.
desert here i COMEEE :D
let me introduce this lovely strawberry jelly pudding wonderful desert. tadaaa!
now its games timeee! wootz.
they were suppose to act as some plain dumdum character.
and mister uber whackyAnthony won as a T-rex.ohmygee it was totally hilarious wei. born joker.
T-REX dancing. wohooo! *laugh till stomach pain*
the following game was decorating hanzel and gratel's housee.
spotted jun min?? (the guy on the right) tehee's
our house won! the candy shop won! yay.
It ended with a couple of dances from william's professional dancing school. (they sat in the sametable as us) VIP aye.
Junita and her partner dancing gracefully.
Later on, the dance floor was open to everyone.
fullstop here.adious.
hearts, my gf and me. had fun SS-ing with u.
xoxo.
p/s: sy and zj. thanks for d dress but in the end my mum allowed me to buy one. anyway thanks very much ya.
Friday, July 27, 2007 @ Friday, July 27, 2007
ohmyfreakinggod.wtf?
my blog is rated restricted? under seventeen requires parent or adult guardian. ROFLMAO!!
*im laughing till my stomach gonna burst soon*
check out the reason they rate my blog as RESTRICTED. woo. fascinating aye?
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
penis (6x)
sex (4x)
vagina (3x)
dead (2x)
pain (1x)
aww.it looks like penis appeared the most number of time. congratulate to penis.
THIS IS FREAKING PLAIN BULLSHIT LAH! i meant this rating thingy. heeh :)
anyway, im awaiting for my church college ball tomorrow.whee.heard there are a number of impressive guys will be there.woo.hopefully its not disappointing.
p/s: to stoopid cockroach, i will have fun while u are totally wasted at genting with those gays.eww.
Friday, July 20, 2007 @ Friday, July 20, 2007
Ladies and gentlement,
guys and girls,
note this.
done by me. lol a one night goofy work.
anyway, my class is having this moviescreening for charity purposes. HELLO! CHARITY dude! give yr full support. you can watch with ur wonderful classmates as a class bonding thingy, or perhaps with ur loved ones, or maybe friends. hang around after college.
totallyAWESOME stuff okay.
so yeah,
Price : Rm4 (buy 5 free 1) Venue : Taylor University college's lecture theater Time : 3.30 pm (after class of course) Main aim : charity purposes for autistic children.
so make urself freee.
autistic children. they are a sad minority of children whom we are not aware of but in need of help. so help them by watching ur favourite movie. kinda cool la.
the schedule is as below.
Monday - one missed call (LT4) - 50 first dates (LT 7)
Tuesday - the guardian (LT4) -White Chicks (LT 7)
Wednesday - New police story (LT3) - A walk to remember (LT 7)
Thursday -shutter (LT 3) -The notebook (LT 7)
Friday - 300 (LT 2) - 28 days later (LT 30 - Click (LT7)
*if any of u seriously wants ticket, hehe can ask me. either text / call my hp. or perhaps tag at my beloved tagboard. cheers.
"buat baik dibalas baik" (gosh i can only think until this. omg. brain rusty d)
ps: today ev became a blind mice. hehehehahahaa(sakai random)
p/s/s : kindly help me advertise it to ur dear friends. thanks in advanceeee :)
xoxo.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007 @ Tuesday, July 17, 2007
BAKKUTTEHH !!
yk and ev saving those 'you zha gui'. cannot throw all inside one meh??
bak kut teh depressing laaa. last time ate with qihan and david bigbig holy mess.
tomorrow i wanna hunt wong soon kee's fried chickenn.
ps: i know this post is so random.ha!
present to you. malaysia 50 years old song.
song name : NEGARAKUKU!
p/s/s it might take awhile to load. bare with it.
Sunday, July 15, 2007 @ Sunday, July 15, 2007 birthday shoutout
happy birthday to all july babies.what an adorable cakeee :) BIRTHDAYSHOUTOUT!
1) happy birthday josephh lai yew hong (hopefully i spelt correctly), such a big birthday bash, well it was a blast.
2) happy birthday jenny lee yen nee, hahahah the giler suit girl who starts laughing out of a sudden, in the end i laugh along, it will never end.
3) happy birthday lester tan, sorry couldn't make it for ur party, but stil i can imagine how they pao all the food. hoho.
4) happy birthday to wongmayyin, which is my cousin sister, i can forseee ur birthday present gonna be all pink!
5) lastly, happy birthday to my brother, johnwongzhengkuok. his birthday falls on 15th july (sunday) which is today. yay! im having food replenish into my stomach since morning.
nuff'said.
yingying aka my gf and me :B
i went to joseph's birthday on friday at TGIF in 1utama. well the party started quite late but it was whole load of people. well, hehe hot babes outnumbered the guys. lester was superduper funny.
lol from college siut. me and shaminiiii =)
me and siew ying went there after the law debatee which is quite entertaining and surprising. i tot it would be plain bummer. we went shopping from shop to shop. we hang at this italian restaurant for dinner.
playstation. whoopeeedooo. i played with him. stranger tho. bwahah who cares D:
serious shit. i get to play PS2 while eating. aint it cool? the shop owner was a friendly dude haha he entertained siewying while i was playing my tekken 5 game.aww.
yeekeong and lester den join us.
yeekeong the cicak.lester.
i find it quite fascinating as guys are KIAM SIAP! hoho. look at both of them sharing one pathetic burger in burger king. LOL! even argued in which slice is bigger. ha ha. guys are guys.
"eh jom pergi Giant eat roast chicken" "u think we very rich arr? go TGIF eat." "go mamak better!"
etc.etc.
hahaha fascinating aye? guys rather spend their whole life savings on technology and fooosball.tsktsk *shakes head*.
don't u all agreee?
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 @ Wednesday, July 11, 2007
STARRING
i shall present to u..
SEXY KWAN YIN MA, tahevelynn and evil nurse,emilywongmayling.
bio lab experiment.
we're suppose to keep it low and do our experiment.instead....
serious shit. ev the sexykwanyinMa spray her holy water at lilian when she's buzy counting those leave floating time. me on the other hand, playing with that syringe pulling the bubbles out as hard as i could. worst than giving birth. (guess no1 understand wth im crapping here)
anyway look at ev's horny face. sexy aint it. hoho!
Monday, July 09, 2007 @ Monday, July 09, 2007 trans
im here to clear my precious namee.
well my transsexual research study has come to an end after my presentation which is pretty funny.
transsexuals.pretty aint it.
zhengjoo came over taylor. since i thought of being independant, we sat metro bus home. i text jonathan for the bus number but it seems that he is popular for his blurness.. later on, we hop on any bus that passed by ss14 bus stop.
zj and me trying to figure out the sex reassignment surgery for the whole wonderful afternoon. seriously those scientific term kill brain cells. we grab a dictionary each. searching for words u don see in ur daily life.*cough*
Sex reassignment surgery.
1. Penile Inversion Vaginoplasty
"This is widely perform for male to female gender reassignment surgery. It involves turning penile skin 'inside out'. Later on, using it to line a vaginal cavity created by blunt dissection through the muscles of the perineal area. Hence the penis and testes are removed." (retrieved from my report)
no comment.
: well basically in my opinion, they take the penis skin and turn it inside out which is pretty gross. haha maybe fresher i guess LOLL. and line it into a vaginal cavity(supposingly a virginpiece of female). Later on, have their penis and testes CHOPPED. imagine the painnn. ouch.
that sick girl went and draw a picture of the penis (which i usually call it a banana) just to visualize it. sickooo crap girl.! pity my script full with penis image.ewww.
2. Colovaginoplasty
"This method is sometimes used in patients who lack sufficient material for the penile inversion method. it is similar to the previous method, but instead of using penile tissue, a section of the sigmoid colon is isolated and used to form the vaginal lining. "(retrieved from my report)
: this method is for those sad case people. after figuring out what is all about, i think its for those who have smaller pennis, if not why not enuff penile skin? *confuse* bytheway, sigmoid colon is sumwhere in our usus besar. pure saddening peeps. usus also gotta suffer yo.
3. Cosmetic GRS
"This technique produces a similar appearance to any other woman who has undergone GRS, but does not produce a functional vagina. This operation include the formation of labio and removal of male organs. it is somehow exactly as for vaginoplasty. patient must be aware that it is essentially impossible to create a vagina later using this method." (retrieved from my report)
: i think this method is cheaper compared to the rest lorr. no sex organ at all. if knot afford den terpaksa use this method kan. hahah but quite stopid lah, go through all the hardship but don't want a vagina. LOLL.
4. Clitoroplasty
"It has recently become possible to construct a clitoris that is both realistic-looking and sexuallysensitive. The best part about clitoroplasty is it retain a small section of the glans penis with its blood supply and nerves intact, and grafting this into an appropriate position above the urethral meatus. This benefits the patient by protecting the clitoris. It also provide great pleasure to patient."
: err.zj said a clitoris is a hole. where as yk said its a 'dot'. okay fine la. it is some sexually sensitive female organ to provide pleasure when humans have sex.haha im impressed. guys DONT have!
:so if any1 sumhow end up being a transsexual, i raise my two hands up. TRY THIS METHOD and tell me how it is.!
conclusion : i support transsexual. they are born that way, how could we discard them just because they are the minority which deserve attention and help from the society.
bwahah maybe those who read this post might feel that their virgin eyes and brain is polluted. aww sorry. im just randomly posting :)
Sunday, July 08, 2007 @ Sunday, July 08, 2007
friday : fire-up conference saturday : fire-up conference. sunday : drop dead in church.
fire upconference was totally indescribable awesome. held at glad tiding church in pj. first time i went to a conference that made me laugh 2 hours straight. Pastor Micheal from Texas was a super goofy guy. he came with his friend. both of them were tall, bald, and most importantly they have a great body.
hahaha all the way he was talking bout how he as a little brother prank his poor thing sister.
: he used an amplifier and place a recorded yelling voice of his under his sister's bed. when she's sleeping like a baby, he plug it in. tadaaa, there goes the fun!
: he hid under those dirty cloth. when she's about to bath, he jumped out and frighten her. LOLL!
: he hid inside her wardrobe. imagine a girl holding a towel naked and found her stopid younger brother in her wardrobe. she went so madd.
the best of the best is, parents : micheal, why can't u leave ur sister alone? GO TO UR ROOM NOW! micheal : but i love her.
*ohmygosh i cnt stop laughing*
joel laughed like a crazy baboon beside me, while xinyiwas busy videotaping micheal her new target, josephandpatrickwere in their own world, colinwho is nigel's elder brother sat there quietly, nigel and joel syok sendiri until they gone mad, nigel said he's going for double yc camp cause they manage to invite this pastor, where as for me i laughed like the typical emilywongmayling when she's on sugar high
i found the assemblance between me, the pastor and that baboon joel. we love pranking people. YES! some of his idea is applicable. Yay! thumbs up.
p/s: sry no pic. p/s/s: happy birthday jenny! girl, sorry couldnt turn up for ur party. hope its a blast! i know it surely is.
Saturday, July 07, 2007 @ Saturday, July 07, 2007
my girlfriends. hearts.
now im so confuse. everything seems so wrong. hopefully ur okayyy t00.
p/s : at last i change my music playlist. =)
Tuesday, July 03, 2007 @ Tuesday, July 03, 2007 dota
D O TA
defense of the ancient.
out of a sudden, just in a SNAP, my classmates have this drastic madly fever about DOTA. seriously im going khookhoo with their addiction.
p/s: sukwinder is plain shit lah. call it defence of the anteater. wth?
so what we basically do during the whole 2 weeks, was walking to ftz (cyber cafe beside asia cafe) for DOTA practically every single day.
how addicted can humans be?
today those four sneaky humans nearly ponteng bio and chem just for dota go FTZ twice a day? go FTZ everyday? rather starve than to have lunch? talk about dota in class once teacher step out? no concentration at all. thinking about d previous dota match while teacher was teaching about CD player? installed frozen throne into their PC? going in blueserver?
*stonned* * a moment of silence when all of us walk to the dark side*
ahhh! ki siao. i quitted dota for quite some time, now back to square one. ownage people with great passion. ha?
special dedication post to *ev.lay ai. lilian. patrik. jonathan. seik yao. chee hung.* me not included =)
Sunday, July 01, 2007 @ Sunday, July 01, 2007 dr.koh
if anyone of u notice star newspaper obituary section.
the elder of my church, FGA pass away on friday. Dr.Koh Eng Kiat. our beloved elder, also the founder of Full Gospel Assembly plus all satellite churches throughout the world.
he's in his eighty three. a man with honour and blessing. he's a humble man, a man with little words, yet with a sense of humour, a man who love his wife till the last second his eyes were shut forevermore.
his legacy before he pass away..
" What will be the measure of my days, weeks and years passed? how will my life be valued? What will matter is not what i bought, Not what i received, but what i have shared and given you. what will matter is not what i learned, but what i have taught. What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage and sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate from my exampoe. What will matter is not my competence, but my integrity and character; my true grit. what will matter is not how many people i have known, rich or poor, But how many will feel a lasting loss when i am gone. What will matter are not my faded memories, But the meories of those who knew and have loved me.
[retrieved from FGA bulletin]
i still remember when i was young, i stayed in Happy Garden, KL. i went to Dr.Koh's house for fellowship every friday. altho he's a wealthy man, yet he's humble to everyone. in his 80's, he wud come to church often to help out. i was so touch when i saw him helping out during the gotong-royong activity.
a life well lived. nuff said.
i went to his memorial service on saturday night. a very touching service. yes, i did weeped.alot. especially when the video with his nine young granddaughter.
all the donation to his funeral would go to our church fund. his last request before he went to a better place.
i cnt imagine what would happen if i have to go let go or lose someone so important to me.it wud be painful.
Sunday, July 29, 2007 @ Sunday, July 29, 2007 church prom
me and my beloved xin yi :)
ChuRchProm2007. *grins*
Theme : Hanzel and Gratel Location : Ritz Carlton Grand Ballroom. Price : RM75 (hehe subsidize by the church) Date : 28/07/07 Time : 7.30 pm
we reach there quite early due to some ushering issue. I was in a total panic situation because my parents weren't around. they went for hi-tea. so i did my make up myself.(honestly i know nothing at all about make up) screw it. bah.i hateee eye linear! why on earth such things have to be so complicated.
fixing my eye make up which turns out worst.
hahahha D: i needa hide throughout the whole ball. malu giler betul-betul.
was too bored. so i suggested we start snapping .
*emo siut*
*shocked* is that an aligator?
*retarded fish*
*sad* u killed my dog.
*human pegasus*
well we seriously was too bored.(you can see form those syok sendiri pictures up there) and im busy thinking of one hundred and one hiding plans.hahaha D:
saw these peeps outside the ballroom.
sulynn. me. xinyi. joanna. lily.
i went in and grab a seat quickly.
blardy joel lim blackmail me to come out. so hell yeah i came out. he was with his tux.and fush surprisingly he looked quite charming on that day. his friend Jeremiah held that nicon camera getting ready to snap our pic. hahahah D: damn funny wei. i ran to the escalator just to escape. but ditangkap eventually. had a few shots with him. and the picture is in d church camera. im so dead.
FGA college ball. everyone.
our youth church pastor, Rose. aint she cool? she plays the drum wei. don play play!
xinyi's target for the night. he's hot. guess who is this? he is our pastor's brother.ohmygeee. fush.
our tableee.
the event started with ying roe, heng ian as the amcee for the night. the theme hanzel and gratel is pretty cute, as it is supposingly to mean brotherhood.
the buffet was heavenly. especially the desert.woo awesome wei!
me and xy ate like there's no tommorow.guess u can imagine it. bwahha D:african ladies.
desert here i COMEEE :D
let me introduce this lovely strawberry jelly pudding wonderful desert. tadaaa!
now its games timeee! wootz.
they were suppose to act as some plain dumdum character.
and mister uber whackyAnthony won as a T-rex.ohmygee it was totally hilarious wei. born joker.
T-REX dancing. wohooo! *laugh till stomach pain*
the following game was decorating hanzel and gratel's housee.
spotted jun min?? (the guy on the right) tehee's
our house won! the candy shop won! yay.
It ended with a couple of dances from william's professional dancing school. (they sat in the sametable as us) VIP aye.
Junita and her partner dancing gracefully.
Later on, the dance floor was open to everyone.
fullstop here.adious.
hearts, my gf and me. had fun SS-ing with u.
xoxo.
p/s: sy and zj. thanks for d dress but in the end my mum allowed me to buy one. anyway thanks very much ya.
Friday, July 27, 2007 @ Friday, July 27, 2007
ohmyfreakinggod.wtf?
my blog is rated restricted? under seventeen requires parent or adult guardian. ROFLMAO!!
*im laughing till my stomach gonna burst soon*
check out the reason they rate my blog as RESTRICTED. woo. fascinating aye?
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
penis (6x)
sex (4x)
vagina (3x)
dead (2x)
pain (1x)
aww.it looks like penis appeared the most number of time. congratulate to penis.
THIS IS FREAKING PLAIN BULLSHIT LAH! i meant this rating thingy. heeh :)
anyway, im awaiting for my church college ball tomorrow.whee.heard there are a number of impressive guys will be there.woo.hopefully its not disappointing.
p/s: to stoopid cockroach, i will have fun while u are totally wasted at genting with those gays.eww.
Friday, July 20, 2007 @ Friday, July 20, 2007
Ladies and gentlement,
guys and girls,
note this.
done by me. lol a one night goofy work.
anyway, my class is having this moviescreening for charity purposes. HELLO! CHARITY dude! give yr full support. you can watch with ur wonderful classmates as a class bonding thingy, or perhaps with ur loved ones, or maybe friends. hang around after college.
totallyAWESOME stuff okay.
so yeah,
Price : Rm4 (buy 5 free 1) Venue : Taylor University college's lecture theater Time : 3.30 pm (after class of course) Main aim : charity purposes for autistic children.
so make urself freee.
autistic children. they are a sad minority of children whom we are not aware of but in need of help. so help them by watching ur favourite movie. kinda cool la.
the schedule is as below.
Monday - one missed call (LT4) - 50 first dates (LT 7)
Tuesday - the guardian (LT4) -White Chicks (LT 7)
Wednesday - New police story (LT3) - A walk to remember (LT 7)
Thursday -shutter (LT 3) -The notebook (LT 7)
Friday - 300 (LT 2) - 28 days later (LT 30 - Click (LT7)
*if any of u seriously wants ticket, hehe can ask me. either text / call my hp. or perhaps tag at my beloved tagboard. cheers.
"buat baik dibalas baik" (gosh i can only think until this. omg. brain rusty d)
ps: today ev became a blind mice. hehehehahahaa(sakai random)
p/s/s : kindly help me advertise it to ur dear friends. thanks in advanceeee :)
xoxo.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007 @ Tuesday, July 17, 2007
BAKKUTTEHH !!
yk and ev saving those 'you zha gui'. cannot throw all inside one meh??
bak kut teh depressing laaa. last time ate with qihan and david bigbig holy mess.
tomorrow i wanna hunt wong soon kee's fried chickenn.
ps: i know this post is so random.ha!
present to you. malaysia 50 years old song.
song name : NEGARAKUKU!
p/s/s it might take awhile to load. bare with it.
Sunday, July 15, 2007 @ Sunday, July 15, 2007 birthday shoutout
happy birthday to all july babies.what an adorable cakeee :) BIRTHDAYSHOUTOUT!
1) happy birthday josephh lai yew hong (hopefully i spelt correctly), such a big birthday bash, well it was a blast.
2) happy birthday jenny lee yen nee, hahahah the giler suit girl who starts laughing out of a sudden, in the end i laugh along, it will never end.
3) happy birthday lester tan, sorry couldn't make it for ur party, but stil i can imagine how they pao all the food. hoho.
4) happy birthday to wongmayyin, which is my cousin sister, i can forseee ur birthday present gonna be all pink!
5) lastly, happy birthday to my brother, johnwongzhengkuok. his birthday falls on 15th july (sunday) which is today. yay! im having food replenish into my stomach since morning.
nuff'said.
yingying aka my gf and me :B
i went to joseph's birthday on friday at TGIF in 1utama. well the party started quite late but it was whole load of people. well, hehe hot babes outnumbered the guys. lester was superduper funny.
lol from college siut. me and shaminiiii =)
me and siew ying went there after the law debatee which is quite entertaining and surprising. i tot it would be plain bummer. we went shopping from shop to shop. we hang at this italian restaurant for dinner.
playstation. whoopeeedooo. i played with him. stranger tho. bwahah who cares D:
serious shit. i get to play PS2 while eating. aint it cool? the shop owner was a friendly dude haha he entertained siewying while i was playing my tekken 5 game.aww.
yeekeong and lester den join us.
yeekeong the cicak.lester.
i find it quite fascinating as guys are KIAM SIAP! hoho. look at both of them sharing one pathetic burger in burger king. LOL! even argued in which slice is bigger. ha ha. guys are guys.
"eh jom pergi Giant eat roast chicken" "u think we very rich arr? go TGIF eat." "go mamak better!"
etc.etc.
hahaha fascinating aye? guys rather spend their whole life savings on technology and fooosball.tsktsk *shakes head*.
don't u all agreee?
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 @ Wednesday, July 11, 2007
STARRING
i shall present to u..
SEXY KWAN YIN MA, tahevelynn and evil nurse,emilywongmayling.
bio lab experiment.
we're suppose to keep it low and do our experiment.instead....
serious shit. ev the sexykwanyinMa spray her holy water at lilian when she's buzy counting those leave floating time. me on the other hand, playing with that syringe pulling the bubbles out as hard as i could. worst than giving birth. (guess no1 understand wth im crapping here)
anyway look at ev's horny face. sexy aint it. hoho!
Monday, July 09, 2007 @ Monday, July 09, 2007 trans
im here to clear my precious namee.
well my transsexual research study has come to an end after my presentation which is pretty funny.
transsexuals.pretty aint it.
zhengjoo came over taylor. since i thought of being independant, we sat metro bus home. i text jonathan for the bus number but it seems that he is popular for his blurness.. later on, we hop on any bus that passed by ss14 bus stop.
zj and me trying to figure out the sex reassignment surgery for the whole wonderful afternoon. seriously those scientific term kill brain cells. we grab a dictionary each. searching for words u don see in ur daily life.*cough*
Sex reassignment surgery.
1. Penile Inversion Vaginoplasty
"This is widely perform for male to female gender reassignment surgery. It involves turning penile skin 'inside out'. Later on, using it to line a vaginal cavity created by blunt dissection through the muscles of the perineal area. Hence the penis and testes are removed." (retrieved from my report)
no comment.
: well basically in my opinion, they take the penis skin and turn it inside out which is pretty gross. haha maybe fresher i guess LOLL. and line it into a vaginal cavity(supposingly a virginpiece of female). Later on, have their penis and testes CHOPPED. imagine the painnn. ouch.
that sick girl went and draw a picture of the penis (which i usually call it a banana) just to visualize it. sickooo crap girl.! pity my script full with penis image.ewww.
2. Colovaginoplasty
"This method is sometimes used in patients who lack sufficient material for the penile inversion method. it is similar to the previous method, but instead of using penile tissue, a section of the sigmoid colon is isolated and used to form the vaginal lining. "(retrieved from my report)
: this method is for those sad case people. after figuring out what is all about, i think its for those who have smaller pennis, if not why not enuff penile skin? *confuse* bytheway, sigmoid colon is sumwhere in our usus besar. pure saddening peeps. usus also gotta suffer yo.
3. Cosmetic GRS
"This technique produces a similar appearance to any other woman who has undergone GRS, but does not produce a functional vagina. This operation include the formation of labio and removal of male organs. it is somehow exactly as for vaginoplasty. patient must be aware that it is essentially impossible to create a vagina later using this method." (retrieved from my report)
: i think this method is cheaper compared to the rest lorr. no sex organ at all. if knot afford den terpaksa use this method kan. hahah but quite stopid lah, go through all the hardship but don't want a vagina. LOLL.
4. Clitoroplasty
"It has recently become possible to construct a clitoris that is both realistic-looking and sexuallysensitive. The best part about clitoroplasty is it retain a small section of the glans penis with its blood supply and nerves intact, and grafting this into an appropriate position above the urethral meatus. This benefits the patient by protecting the clitoris. It also provide great pleasure to patient."
: err.zj said a clitoris is a hole. where as yk said its a 'dot'. okay fine la. it is some sexually sensitive female organ to provide pleasure when humans have sex.haha im impressed. guys DONT have!
:so if any1 sumhow end up being a transsexual, i raise my two hands up. TRY THIS METHOD and tell me how it is.!
conclusion : i support transsexual. they are born that way, how could we discard them just because they are the minority which deserve attention and help from the society.
bwahah maybe those who read this post might feel that their virgin eyes and brain is polluted. aww sorry. im just randomly posting :)
Sunday, July 08, 2007 @ Sunday, July 08, 2007
friday : fire-up conference saturday : fire-up conference. sunday : drop dead in church.
fire upconference was totally indescribable awesome. held at glad tiding church in pj. first time i went to a conference that made me laugh 2 hours straight. Pastor Micheal from Texas was a super goofy guy. he came with his friend. both of them were tall, bald, and most importantly they have a great body.
hahaha all the way he was talking bout how he as a little brother prank his poor thing sister.
: he used an amplifier and place a recorded yelling voice of his under his sister's bed. when she's sleeping like a baby, he plug it in. tadaaa, there goes the fun!
: he hid under those dirty cloth. when she's about to bath, he jumped out and frighten her. LOLL!
: he hid inside her wardrobe. imagine a girl holding a towel naked and found her stopid younger brother in her wardrobe. she went so madd.
the best of the best is, parents : micheal, why can't u leave ur sister alone? GO TO UR ROOM NOW! micheal : but i love her.
*ohmygosh i cnt stop laughing*
joel laughed like a crazy baboon beside me, while xinyiwas busy videotaping micheal her new target, josephandpatrickwere in their own world, colinwho is nigel's elder brother sat there quietly, nigel and joel syok sendiri until they gone mad, nigel said he's going for double yc camp cause they manage to invite this pastor, where as for me i laughed like the typical emilywongmayling when she's on sugar high
i found the assemblance between me, the pastor and that baboon joel. we love pranking people. YES! some of his idea is applicable. Yay! thumbs up.
p/s: sry no pic. p/s/s: happy birthday jenny! girl, sorry couldnt turn up for ur party. hope its a blast! i know it surely is.
Saturday, July 07, 2007 @ Saturday, July 07, 2007
my girlfriends. hearts.
now im so confuse. everything seems so wrong. hopefully ur okayyy t00.
p/s : at last i change my music playlist. =)
Tuesday, July 03, 2007 @ Tuesday, July 03, 2007 dota
D O TA
defense of the ancient.
out of a sudden, just in a SNAP, my classmates have this drastic madly fever about DOTA. seriously im going khookhoo with their addiction.
p/s: sukwinder is plain shit lah. call it defence of the anteater. wth?
so what we basically do during the whole 2 weeks, was walking to ftz (cyber cafe beside asia cafe) for DOTA practically every single day.
how addicted can humans be?
today those four sneaky humans nearly ponteng bio and chem just for dota go FTZ twice a day? go FTZ everyday? rather starve than to have lunch? talk about dota in class once teacher step out? no concentration at all. thinking about d previous dota match while teacher was teaching about CD player? installed frozen throne into their PC? going in blueserver?
*stonned* * a moment of silence when all of us walk to the dark side*
ahhh! ki siao. i quitted dota for quite some time, now back to square one. ownage people with great passion. ha?
special dedication post to *ev.lay ai. lilian. patrik. jonathan. seik yao. chee hung.* me not included =)
Sunday, July 01, 2007 @ Sunday, July 01, 2007 dr.koh
if anyone of u notice star newspaper obituary section.
the elder of my church, FGA pass away on friday. Dr.Koh Eng Kiat. our beloved elder, also the founder of Full Gospel Assembly plus all satellite churches throughout the world.
he's in his eighty three. a man with honour and blessing. he's a humble man, a man with little words, yet with a sense of humour, a man who love his wife till the last second his eyes were shut forevermore.
his legacy before he pass away..
" What will be the measure of my days, weeks and years passed? how will my life be valued? What will matter is not what i bought, Not what i received, but what i have shared and given you. what will matter is not what i learned, but what i have taught. What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage and sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate from my exampoe. What will matter is not my competence, but my integrity and character; my true grit. what will matter is not how many people i have known, rich or poor, But how many will feel a lasting loss when i am gone. What will matter are not my faded memories, But the meories of those who knew and have loved me.
[retrieved from FGA bulletin]
i still remember when i was young, i stayed in Happy Garden, KL. i went to Dr.Koh's house for fellowship every friday. altho he's a wealthy man, yet he's humble to everyone. in his 80's, he wud come to church often to help out. i was so touch when i saw him helping out during the gotong-royong activity.
a life well lived. nuff said.
i went to his memorial service on saturday night. a very touching service. yes, i did weeped.alot. especially when the video with his nine young granddaughter.
all the donation to his funeral would go to our church fund. his last request before he went to a better place.
i cnt imagine what would happen if i have to go let go or lose someone so important to me.it wud be painful.
Hello :) I'm Emily with a capital LOUD.
I have been alive for 20 years and have learned that i should live life the fullest.
I am not witty, lovable or rich.
Yet, feminist till the very core.
I am thin, but am constantly hungry.
I follow trends too.
Frankly, I am just like everybody else: ordinary, normal and discontent with their lives.
I still believe in love like how I'd used to believe tipping toe is cool.
I am on goofy mode all the time. Love doing CRAZY stuff.
Lastly, i like sugar very very very much :)
this is just a brief introduction of myself. Well, if there is anything please feel free to ask me through my tagboard.
This is MY blog so Click here if you hate it.
p.s: you wont get prettier even if you hate it.
me and my beloved xin yi :)
fixing my eye make up which turns out worst.
*emo siut*
*shocked* is that an aligator?
*retarded fish*
*sad* u killed my dog.
*human pegasus*
sulynn. me. xinyi. joanna. lily.
FGA college ball. everyone.
our youth church pastor, Rose. aint she cool? she plays the drum wei. don play play!
xinyi's target for the night. he's hot. guess who is this? he is our pastor's brother.ohmygeee. fush.
our tableee.
desert here i COMEEE :D
they were suppose to act as some plain dumdum character.
T-REX dancing. wohooo! *laugh till stomach pain*
spotted jun min?? (the guy on the right) tehee's
our house won! the candy shop won! yay.
Junita and her partner dancing gracefully.
my gf and me. had fun SS-ing with u.
