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omgwtfbbq. my student card missing again. deng. another 50 bucks. honour me with status as d' blurest girl. next time im framing dat blardy student card. was fooling around in church. no college service today.  me and mojojojo d' baboon. emily : eh? come lets go to the praise room. got loads of babies there..! ' jo : are u serious? they wrote clearly ONLY babies allowed. ' emily : haiyor. don care la. come crash it. D: den i show u the bad side about babies ' jo : emily oh emily. k lah we go. ' joel's going bangkok for 5 days. too much..! he had an idea of packing me the aneroxic girl into his luggage. sucker wei. hahahah well i made him get me some pictures of transsexuals there. plus some interview. if he dares of course. crappy. im craving for shades D: any suggestion? song im listening now : umbrella by rihanna.
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tuition rock socks D: missing it.  me. emilywongmayling. female.eighteen and loving it :)  geek girl D: taken in physic tuition. spotted: ryan ( in red) : 'fan kuat' boy! he disappear from tuition out of a sudden. sakaiii.  all : HITAM: try spotting our empty sweet bottle. piff.
from left. :chi chung: innocent looking guy with girls falling for him. bullied by rachel always. LOL! :kok hao: the mucus guy. teacher thinks we make a great couple. damn random! kok hao is seen holding a tissue in his left hand blowing mucus every thursday. eyer. so disgusting. :wai chen: brainy. who is the only soul who did homework. he do. we copy =) done! :alex the lion: dota freako. teacher aim him with a bazooka cause he's extremely hopeless :gabriel: he and his mp3 is unseperatable. funny friendly guy. full with stealing sweet plan. mr. goh tuition was once a pathetic yet nuts physic + additional math tuition. let me summarise what we actually do during tuition. we chit-chat. throwing stationary everywhere. stealing sweets when teacher goes toilet. sketch graph 24/7. commenting on mr. goh's bald head (that's what i do la). hear his grandfather story. on how he murder stray cats dat goes by his house (some skills are applicable). mr. goh knows best about mydin's sales. great thing was all his student goes in his house from the BACK door. thanks to that wild dog he rared. *** brief history backgroud about me =)i learned ballet when i was four. the story behind it... every little kiddo learn to walk when they are two. wherelse for me, i did not walk. but TIP TOED walking. weird huh. my parents was very worried. thus, i was send to learn ballet. lolx!  six year old me. i enrolled kindergarden when i was five. i eventually forgotten which kindergarden i went until fazrina said she was my childhood friend. teehee =) tadika tinkerbell. my colourful topping tiny round shaped biscuit was my favourite when i was six. lick hung was an unforgettable memory due to the fact dat i always get canned for stopid reason. i learn lots of tricks tho. ex: putting glue on my hand before getting whacked. hiding teacher's cane before she comes. i hated times when we were suppose to memorise mandarin synonym. first round with the wrong answer, i stand on the chair. second round on the table. third round, teacher wanted to hang us on the fan. chi sin right? teachers were mean. except for encik ANUAR . he was my bm teacher. me and stephanie love stealing his rotan running around class. hah. x) my class 6B was popular as the noisiest. hopeless. happening peeps. and most number of athletic plus goodlooking guy class. i miss the times when little naughty boys stealing my stuff, den i start chasing them around the whole school. like monkeys aye.
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don scroll down and read if ur day is wonderful. sorry another superduper emo post. totally. burst. what the fcuk is my sohai maid's problem..? diu. first she read my sms when i was sleeping. not only that, she read my brother's sms when he was in school. blardy hell. dulan. and u even dare to tell me face to face what u did. u BITCH..! " emily, don't think i duno what are u doing. i know u already had a bf. just wait till i tell ur parents. its in ur sms." " OMG. what the?! who said u can read it" she walked away. just like dat. wtf. There's something called privacy deng. fcking bitch. every morning comment on how i dress to college. if ur jealous, just ask and i'll borrow u my cloth. gila babi. i can not imagine i actually stand her for FOURTEEN YEARS. dude, 14 years. its like a lifetime. a flashback. me and david hated her lik hell. since young, she pampere my younger siblings more, treated them as her own kids. For example, for lunch, she cooks an extra egg for them while me and david will be eating last night leftover food. oh well, lik i care less. There goes another reason why my younger siblings are much fatter. she worked for us since i was four. i just don't go along well with her in the first place. my parents trust my maid more than they trust us. haiyor. unbelievable right? believe it. its pretty obvious she dislike us. david tend to get agitated whenever she starts nagging on how he should keep his stuff neat. they always fight. argh. pissed. oh ya, she slap me once. thank god david slap her bek. i told my mum about it, my mum insisted i started it. life's a bitch with this sohai maid around. last year she got married. she went back to manila for 2 months. i was celebrating a whole month after her departure. the joy in my heart is indescribable. BUT..BUT.. when i came home after my fantabulous holiday. i saw her. -.- she came back. argh. go honeymoon wit ur husband la. leave me alone yo! anyway, i pity ur husband. babeng. i would land a bomb in philipine if i had a chance to. screw her. maybe most of you might think im such a useless bum. why can't i tell it to my parents dis and dat. i did told dem. its just no1 ever listen. sohai bitch. rose. i dislike rose. every valentine when i receive roses, im sorry to say so. i dislike rose. i'll just give it to some other people.
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 iheartyoustill. with regrets.
yet the love is there.
when you're gone.
i miss you,
from the bottom of my heart.
u stole my heart indirectly.
i'm running with tears.
with that umbrella, God, please let me fly. written by,
emily.
proudly. i can write poem wei!
press "play" please :) ohmygee i repeated it for fourty eight hours. totally. get addicted yo! sorry guys, dis is only the right one. LOL! don mind da blur sotong.
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im currently obsessed with that jesse mcartney song in my blog. -.- relates to me now tho. ngee.  im just random. i feel artistic taking this pic. hahaha was in colin choo's hijau car.  colin : me : im greeen too x) colin and his manhantan fish market. that fish fillet he ate was soggy aye. **** today seventeen of april 2007 will be noted as emily's unlucky streak. i was initially unconditionally stressed up. bloated after a night without sleep just to hand up my biology human awareness essay draft. what a blessing huh. blardy math investigate study early in the morning pulak. we had 15 minutes to brush up all our screwed out working we did the previous day. miss doh ain't that bad after all =D WANTED !! DEAD OR ALIVE !!
 wondering with curiousity, emily wong.  whacky girl, lay ai.  tamak guy, patrik ho.  brainy buddy, tah eve lynn. " ALL FOUR OF YOU, WHY ARE YOU LATE THIS TIME? DON't EVEN THINK OF STEPPING IN THE CLASS! " mrs. kalpana shouted as if she swallowed a stereo. so god damn fuking loud. " erm. sorry teacher. i was printing my bio draft in the web just now." lay ai explained softly. " this is not the first time. next time if ur late, don't even bother to come. ok hand up ur draft and leave now! i insist " mrs. kalpana pointed towards that pile of pink file. bah. screw it. im numb somehow. haha the great thing was we had 3 hours break straight. chunted sial. we learnt our lesson right? wops. i doubt i did. im hopelessly late always. laaa deee daaaa dummm (; it didn't end. next class, chemistry. we see our tiny molek pn.mahani walking in with a stack of papers. she gave us her wtf look when we asked her whether she marked our test paper. my heart fell when i grab hold my paper. yes she gave it back. how nice. another bomb. i passed chemistry! whee D: i survived. but my mark wasn't high, so don mind asking ya? the highest was 31. *** met sam as he came to ftz after college. he look er different? hehe. hope to keep in touch with that ass.
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sorry for the lack of updates :D blame my chemistry test! Pn.mahani which is my current chemistry lecturer gave us such an encouragement wei. "60% of ur class will fail this chemistry common test.!?" quoted by her. hey, let's fail along (; i sincerely hope it don't happen tho. ngee. chemistry is driving me nuts. i see all these weird carbon-carbon bondings everywhere. its not the same as what we learn in form5 where we see tiny C-C-OH structure. NOW. i see all kinds of massive structure dat dominates half of our A4 test paper and we are suppose to identify what the heck is dat. luckily im not taking medicine or pharmacy or anything that require chemistry. Thank goodness!  bwahhaa D: i just hate chemistry. im stoned now.
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 nice snap yo. had my ramley burger. feeling hyper now. fyi second post. i can officially drive. AT LAST! whee hoo whee hoo. the best part : i get to skip college. the bad part : nid to go gombak that sahara place. near genting yet was da hottest place in malaysia. roast myself there. rawr. that place s*ck like nobody's business. corrupted like hell. for example. pityful tah eve lynn bribe on the road. yet she got scolded with no sense of respect from that malay big ass woman. we were suppose to drive around 40-50 km/h. "CEPAT SIKIT LAH! TEKAN MINYAK SAJE! PERGI POTONG 2 BUS ITU! " there goes a mad cow on the run. ev drove 70 km/h throughout the whole route. darn crazy right? it was a dangerous high ground with lots of cornering. kancil sumore. haiyor. fuad wasn't able to sit the test cause he misplace his ic +.+" knew mable from subang utama. hot babe =D. she's a year younger den me. yet she drive earlier den me. aper! *** crashed pyramid after the test. zj came along. semangat queen.  no teeth please. miss photographer lost! me and ev went ice skating for pete sake after a year of not feeling that tremendous breeze during skating.  candid. tying my blade lace for the fifth time. i can actually still skate. thank goodness. flashing around the rink speeding. with that breeze blown across my hair. fush totally love it.  stalker of the day. pink me. white tah. oh ya, not to forget. bwahaha D: there's this 'ang mou' whom i tot was a lesbian too. same species as me =D fyi firstly she's a white. secondly she's a les. thirdly she has nice features. 3 in 1. DONE! hence, ev and me went stalking for her while skating. "omg emily u ah. once i see that 2 ang mou skate by, next i will see 2 jacoon following at the back of dem. u two damn too much lah." zj said."she's my kind!" i said excitedly."yah lah. duno whether its a gal or guy" ev added."oh please. they were sitting beside me just now. guess what were dey doing? KISSING ! dudes hopeless" zj zha. all kantoi.btw, i notice there are some lalazai who love banging ppl all of a sudden. ki siow. *** went shopping of course. bang into MNG.  hand-to-hand. yadda. yaddaa. mng's fitting room demolish by them.  urgh. buy which one? white? blue? orange? brown? rawr.  kick u :) she bought the same as me. brown and blue tee. anyway history part. today 12/4/07, smk.seafield (my ex school) caught fire at one of their store room. rui bynn our head prefact hit the fire alarm button. student ran down without following that evacuation plan. hahahhahah! a small fire tho. everyone was wondering "HEY WHERE"S ENCIK SELVA? aren't he suppose to put down the fire?" ROFL. mister kadet bomba black dude. forever promoting his kadet bomba +.+"
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friday got nailed. saturday go 1u. fyi. me, david, daryl teh, triple J and chew planned to be independent for once. we sat ktm from subang parade to kl sentral. from kl sentral we sat transit to kelana jaya station. from kelana jaya station we sat taxi to 1u. conclusion : get a car. drive. duration of time we spend sitting all kinds of public transport is around 2 hours sial.  baboon daryl. he was avoiding being seen by a police dat drove through. 5 ppl 1 taxi. squeeeze like sardin. met up with joel and claris. watched stomp the yard. pretty nice show. worth watching. emily's taste is trustable wei. bwahahaha did some snickering act D: emily : eh joel. the ticket is not with me. im serious. i check my handbag already. not there! omg. joel : argh. i tot i passed it to you?emily : where got?! where got?!joel : oh my gosh. how now? *search high and low* panicking.after 10 minutes when he was halfway walking to the ticket counter with his pissed look. " TADDAAA! the tickets. oh o,o" me with my wicked grin. " emily. u ah !!!!! " im just pure childish. don blame me. *** went to some karaoke place at 1 utana fifth floor. its darn expensive. the good thing is there's a mini toilet attaching to each room. thus, for ppl like ev who treat toilet as her second home would be a great thing aye?  we were shouting like some gila babi when tatu song was on the list. honestly i pity myself and hy when riley shouted as tho we were 1 million yards away from her. so freaking loud. hahahahha at last i decided to shout along yo. it was plain havoc with people staring in that small opening of our door wondering which maniac is inside. for sure 5 of our faces will be posted big at that karaoke entrance with a huge " BAN from going in" word. hey im anticipating another shouting session. karaoke rock socks! obviously we stop by hitz 10th birthday bash right? since that was our main motive.  stage. there were couples sitting on the floor rotting at the back. i find it fascinating somehow when their faces were shown in hitz tv.  kindergarden kids who went hyper when they saw ppl distributing balloons x)  me and my bro. i know everyone will go "wtf! u don lie. u two don look alike phrase" hahaha =D yeap he's my bro. david wong zheng chen.  found my old seafield friends. yi yang: red shirt guy: me: it was once hilarious time playing with them while tugasing as a prefact. there's this rich guy who goes on and on buying loads of coke and start shaking it till it burst out. muahaha sakai fun! oh well as a goood prefact, i make sure they clean dat full-with-coke pondok before heading to class. if not, im so gonna chop dem da next day.
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Create your own Friend Test herejust click on above if u think u know me well. bwahaha D: it might prove u wrong. *wicked grin* fyi. i love it. cos its damn kao hard. seriously. alot ppl fail. just for fun x) click won't harm dudeeee. anyway im feeling much better now. ps: private msg me. teehee if u wanna re-try. LOL! even if u fail. im okay with it. haha i know ur my true fren at least =D
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 fyi. shamini's into unicorn. im into pegasus. i guess shamini is back since sim ee the monica is back. tee hee =) life's a bitch. i guess this phrase only applies to me. im such a slumber. whatever. type. of person. if u all do realize but when something crosses the line i drew. i will turn into a devil. first, u told me ur choice is the best. so i listen to ur golden advice hence i sign that blardy SAM form on 22nd of december. later, u complain that im going out too often which i don't think i did. next, u ground me. why can't u actually trust me? blardy hell. why can't you be as open as some parents do? at least a little i would be thankful. yaya im a girl. wtf. gender bias. *** went out yum cha with suzzane, mark, gary, chin siong all. rushed home after receiving "EMILY UR SO DEAD" message from my lovely brother. got screwed again. whatever lah. ur just over protective. no bf. when i actually had the permission to go out, u told me i must come home after 2-3 hours. unreasonable. cbf. i told u dat ur over protective ages ago. but it never knock sense into ur brains huh. i gave up. totally. anyway, maybe its like what everyone would say "its for ur own good" in my opinion, over protective cases like my dad isn't a good thing after all. i will venture what he limit me to do, such as purposely coming back a little late, dyed my hair, having a bf, not asking permission from him to go out ever again etc etc. i rather ask my mum. somehow, i think parents should at least giv their kids a little freedom. by doing so, their kids can learn from the mistake they did. u must always get hurt to have that undesirable lesson. ur overprotecting because u sked i might do the same mistake u did. bah. haih. im 18 dude. please treat me like an eighteen teen. im not the perfect good little daughter u hope that would stay at home studying. sorry. not in the mood. yours sincerely, emily.
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 black classy tie. fruity tie. it was a friday. our LAN sketch day. i present to you 'the dutch' its a sketch about how the dutch came malacca.  in red. the strong dutch. bwaahahha D: undefeatable. top : chui yi: sin yee: lay ai: me with ak47:extremely flammable peeps. down : ee mei: pui ling: haha notice our ship? and our canon bomb with smiley face =) LOL.  : chee hong : jonathan : shubash: our cute ' rempah' sellers x)  as a smart sketch chereographer. i put ev as 'the big mosquito'. notice me? am laughing like some mad cow. the combination of mosquito and ev is just too entertaining. my buddy tah eve lynn was our big mosquito who was suppose to sting us 1 by1. malaria girl. haha it was hilarious. ev, well done. teacher said we did very well. hahahahhaha with ppl like us. all plain jokers. love doing retard stuff. sporting is just the term. anyway great job guys! *** whee =D today i had 5 hours break. i went ADP( american degree programme) library. i went lecture theater 2 for the 'creative biotechnology' competition. last but not least, we went STATION ONE. fyi.  hahahha syok sendiri. jacoon- ish. happening. mad. crazy. nuts. peoples.  camwhore buddies. we go * cheeese =) we go *take picture laaa. we go *eh look here. we go * smiless everyone!  my fantabulous desert cost 11 bucks. what the heck.  patrik acting cute. bwahahah D: he was forced to do so. * rawr* *** Just now. emily drove without licence! mummy mumbling praying beside me. she was freaking panicky. emily on hitz fm as loud as possible. mum got so frustrated teaching me. her last words. "i won't wanna end up in sjmc with u. God bless you. Goodnight"
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fyi. frustrated with my crappy esl research study draft. blogging might help :) "WOi wake up !! its 9 in the morning. emily! lydia! all of you, wake up! papa on his car engine d." mummy panic bangging my room door. can't blame her tho. my dad did ditched us all and drove back alone. 0.0  lydia. john. david. all kantoi in the car. from subang jaya to malacca suppose to be a 2 hour journey. due to sum sakai jpj people repairing road at this 'correct' timing. anyway the other factor is bcos its ching ming. just boo it ! 3 + hour journey with car not moving at all. perfect. i was complaining cos i wanted to pee so badly. therefore, my dad stop at a road side badly-looking chinese shop for lunch. my goodness. the toilet was a dog kennel look alike place. i decided to tahan till i reach my grandma's place. haha the next best thing was the FOOD. we ordered hokien mee which turns out to be yellow mee. btw its tasteless. next, fried rice. at last, some food human can eat. "OMFG! got cockroach at my rice!" john stood up. he kept trying to puke out what he ate. haha. he ate half of da cockroach wei. chunted sial. i was laughing like shit there. the whole table laughed non-stop. it was blardy hilarious. "okay. where's the cockroach's antena? where's half of the cockroach? where's the leg?" my dad open his eyes widely. turn and stared at me and david. "WHAT the heck? i tot this fried rice was da best dats why i eat damn alot." i got so panicky. i think i ate da cockroach's antena. sohai man. another new record. i ate dog meat in beijing. misunderstood the stall name. i tot it was chicken. until i finish da burger -.- now cockroach antena. *** sunday. it was raining heavily in the morning. 8 am. david msged me. too bad his prank didn't work out. hahah cacat! most who went were guys. who cares? emily gotta go man.  everyone cleaning. me snapping. i can see people with umbrella everywhere. uncle : 'emily, i don think u shud snap pictures here. nah. take these colour papers and put.' me: huh.? why not? uncle : haha imagine u snap an extra person in the pic. wootz. dat time see u say fun onot. zheng ing : hahahhahah x) dat's why. today april fool day sumore. maybe later 'ah gong' wanna play with you wei. im speechless. but they succeeded in creeping me out.  SPOTTED! look at david? he suppose to place half of it. my grandma is still alive and she's yeling at the moment im snapping it. haha dai sei.!  i notice some ppl just know how to make full use with those grave. grow crops?  i found this ! seriously ! found it beside my great grandma's grave. no idea what's that tho. ashes? happy april fool? i realise everyone just lurve to prank me huh. and i fall for all. "hahahahhaha april fool laa !" i hear this million of time 2day. piff. off. notice my new playlist. whee =D love it.
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omgwtfbbq. my student card missing again. deng. another 50 bucks. honour me with status as d' blurest girl. next time im framing dat blardy student card. was fooling around in church. no college service today. me and mojojojo d' baboon. emily : eh? come lets go to the praise room. got loads of babies there..! ' jo : are u serious? they wrote clearly ONLY babies allowed. ' emily : haiyor. don care la. come crash it. D: den i show u the bad side about babies ' jo : emily oh emily. k lah we go. ' joel's going bangkok for 5 days. too much..! he had an idea of packing me the aneroxic girl into his luggage. sucker wei. hahahah well i made him get me some pictures of transsexuals there. plus some interview. if he dares of course. crappy. im craving for shades D: any suggestion? song im listening now : umbrella by rihanna.
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tuition rock socks D: missing it. me. emilywongmayling. female.eighteen and loving it :) geek girl D: taken in physic tuition. spotted: ryan ( in red) : 'fan kuat' boy! he disappear from tuition out of a sudden. sakaiii. all : HITAM: try spotting our empty sweet bottle. piff.
from left. :chi chung: innocent looking guy with girls falling for him. bullied by rachel always. LOL! :kok hao: the mucus guy. teacher thinks we make a great couple. damn random! kok hao is seen holding a tissue in his left hand blowing mucus every thursday. eyer. so disgusting. :wai chen: brainy. who is the only soul who did homework. he do. we copy =) done! :alex the lion: dota freako. teacher aim him with a bazooka cause he's extremely hopeless :gabriel: he and his mp3 is unseperatable. funny friendly guy. full with stealing sweet plan. mr. goh tuition was once a pathetic yet nuts physic + additional math tuition. let me summarise what we actually do during tuition. we chit-chat. throwing stationary everywhere. stealing sweets when teacher goes toilet. sketch graph 24/7. commenting on mr. goh's bald head (that's what i do la). hear his grandfather story. on how he murder stray cats dat goes by his house (some skills are applicable). mr. goh knows best about mydin's sales. great thing was all his student goes in his house from the BACK door. thanks to that wild dog he rared. *** brief history backgroud about me =)i learned ballet when i was four. the story behind it... every little kiddo learn to walk when they are two. wherelse for me, i did not walk. but TIP TOED walking. weird huh. my parents was very worried. thus, i was send to learn ballet. lolx! six year old me. i enrolled kindergarden when i was five. i eventually forgotten which kindergarden i went until fazrina said she was my childhood friend. teehee =) tadika tinkerbell. my colourful topping tiny round shaped biscuit was my favourite when i was six. lick hung was an unforgettable memory due to the fact dat i always get canned for stopid reason. i learn lots of tricks tho. ex: putting glue on my hand before getting whacked. hiding teacher's cane before she comes. i hated times when we were suppose to memorise mandarin synonym. first round with the wrong answer, i stand on the chair. second round on the table. third round, teacher wanted to hang us on the fan. chi sin right? teachers were mean. except for encik ANUAR . he was my bm teacher. me and stephanie love stealing his rotan running around class. hah. x) my class 6B was popular as the noisiest. hopeless. happening peeps. and most number of athletic plus goodlooking guy class. i miss the times when little naughty boys stealing my stuff, den i start chasing them around the whole school. like monkeys aye.
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don scroll down and read if ur day is wonderful. sorry another superduper emo post. totally. burst. what the fcuk is my sohai maid's problem..? diu. first she read my sms when i was sleeping. not only that, she read my brother's sms when he was in school. blardy hell. dulan. and u even dare to tell me face to face what u did. u BITCH..! " emily, don't think i duno what are u doing. i know u already had a bf. just wait till i tell ur parents. its in ur sms." " OMG. what the?! who said u can read it" she walked away. just like dat. wtf. There's something called privacy deng. fcking bitch. every morning comment on how i dress to college. if ur jealous, just ask and i'll borrow u my cloth. gila babi. i can not imagine i actually stand her for FOURTEEN YEARS. dude, 14 years. its like a lifetime. a flashback. me and david hated her lik hell. since young, she pampere my younger siblings more, treated them as her own kids. For example, for lunch, she cooks an extra egg for them while me and david will be eating last night leftover food. oh well, lik i care less. There goes another reason why my younger siblings are much fatter. she worked for us since i was four. i just don't go along well with her in the first place. my parents trust my maid more than they trust us. haiyor. unbelievable right? believe it. its pretty obvious she dislike us. david tend to get agitated whenever she starts nagging on how he should keep his stuff neat. they always fight. argh. pissed. oh ya, she slap me once. thank god david slap her bek. i told my mum about it, my mum insisted i started it. life's a bitch with this sohai maid around. last year she got married. she went back to manila for 2 months. i was celebrating a whole month after her departure. the joy in my heart is indescribable. BUT..BUT.. when i came home after my fantabulous holiday. i saw her. -.- she came back. argh. go honeymoon wit ur husband la. leave me alone yo! anyway, i pity ur husband. babeng. i would land a bomb in philipine if i had a chance to. screw her. maybe most of you might think im such a useless bum. why can't i tell it to my parents dis and dat. i did told dem. its just no1 ever listen. sohai bitch. rose. i dislike rose. every valentine when i receive roses, im sorry to say so. i dislike rose. i'll just give it to some other people.
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iheartyoustill. with regrets.
yet the love is there.
when you're gone.
i miss you,
from the bottom of my heart.
u stole my heart indirectly.
i'm running with tears.
with that umbrella, God, please let me fly. written by,
emily.
proudly. i can write poem wei!
press "play" please :) ohmygee i repeated it for fourty eight hours. totally. get addicted yo! sorry guys, dis is only the right one. LOL! don mind da blur sotong.
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im currently obsessed with that jesse mcartney song in my blog. -.- relates to me now tho. ngee. im just random. i feel artistic taking this pic. hahaha was in colin choo's hijau car. colin : me : im greeen too x) colin and his manhantan fish market. that fish fillet he ate was soggy aye. **** today seventeen of april 2007 will be noted as emily's unlucky streak. i was initially unconditionally stressed up. bloated after a night without sleep just to hand up my biology human awareness essay draft. what a blessing huh. blardy math investigate study early in the morning pulak. we had 15 minutes to brush up all our screwed out working we did the previous day. miss doh ain't that bad after all =D WANTED !! DEAD OR ALIVE !!
wondering with curiousity, emily wong. whacky girl, lay ai. tamak guy, patrik ho. brainy buddy, tah eve lynn. " ALL FOUR OF YOU, WHY ARE YOU LATE THIS TIME? DON't EVEN THINK OF STEPPING IN THE CLASS! " mrs. kalpana shouted as if she swallowed a stereo. so god damn fuking loud. " erm. sorry teacher. i was printing my bio draft in the web just now." lay ai explained softly. " this is not the first time. next time if ur late, don't even bother to come. ok hand up ur draft and leave now! i insist " mrs. kalpana pointed towards that pile of pink file. bah. screw it. im numb somehow. haha the great thing was we had 3 hours break straight. chunted sial. we learnt our lesson right? wops. i doubt i did. im hopelessly late always. laaa deee daaaa dummm (; it didn't end. next class, chemistry. we see our tiny molek pn.mahani walking in with a stack of papers. she gave us her wtf look when we asked her whether she marked our test paper. my heart fell when i grab hold my paper. yes she gave it back. how nice. another bomb. i passed chemistry! whee D: i survived. but my mark wasn't high, so don mind asking ya? the highest was 31. *** met sam as he came to ftz after college. he look er different? hehe. hope to keep in touch with that ass.
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sorry for the lack of updates :D blame my chemistry test! Pn.mahani which is my current chemistry lecturer gave us such an encouragement wei. "60% of ur class will fail this chemistry common test.!?" quoted by her. hey, let's fail along (; i sincerely hope it don't happen tho. ngee. chemistry is driving me nuts. i see all these weird carbon-carbon bondings everywhere. its not the same as what we learn in form5 where we see tiny C-C-OH structure. NOW. i see all kinds of massive structure dat dominates half of our A4 test paper and we are suppose to identify what the heck is dat. luckily im not taking medicine or pharmacy or anything that require chemistry. Thank goodness! bwahhaa D: i just hate chemistry. im stoned now.
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nice snap yo. had my ramley burger. feeling hyper now. fyi second post. i can officially drive. AT LAST! whee hoo whee hoo. the best part : i get to skip college. the bad part : nid to go gombak that sahara place. near genting yet was da hottest place in malaysia. roast myself there. rawr. that place s*ck like nobody's business. corrupted like hell. for example. pityful tah eve lynn bribe on the road. yet she got scolded with no sense of respect from that malay big ass woman. we were suppose to drive around 40-50 km/h. "CEPAT SIKIT LAH! TEKAN MINYAK SAJE! PERGI POTONG 2 BUS ITU! " there goes a mad cow on the run. ev drove 70 km/h throughout the whole route. darn crazy right? it was a dangerous high ground with lots of cornering. kancil sumore. haiyor. fuad wasn't able to sit the test cause he misplace his ic +.+" knew mable from subang utama. hot babe =D. she's a year younger den me. yet she drive earlier den me. aper! *** crashed pyramid after the test. zj came along. semangat queen. no teeth please. miss photographer lost! me and ev went ice skating for pete sake after a year of not feeling that tremendous breeze during skating. candid. tying my blade lace for the fifth time. i can actually still skate. thank goodness. flashing around the rink speeding. with that breeze blown across my hair. fush totally love it. stalker of the day. pink me. white tah. oh ya, not to forget. bwahaha D: there's this 'ang mou' whom i tot was a lesbian too. same species as me =D fyi firstly she's a white. secondly she's a les. thirdly she has nice features. 3 in 1. DONE! hence, ev and me went stalking for her while skating. "omg emily u ah. once i see that 2 ang mou skate by, next i will see 2 jacoon following at the back of dem. u two damn too much lah." zj said."she's my kind!" i said excitedly."yah lah. duno whether its a gal or guy" ev added."oh please. they were sitting beside me just now. guess what were dey doing? KISSING ! dudes hopeless" zj zha. all kantoi.btw, i notice there are some lalazai who love banging ppl all of a sudden. ki siow. *** went shopping of course. bang into MNG. hand-to-hand. yadda. yaddaa. mng's fitting room demolish by them. urgh. buy which one? white? blue? orange? brown? rawr. kick u :) she bought the same as me. brown and blue tee. anyway history part. today 12/4/07, smk.seafield (my ex school) caught fire at one of their store room. rui bynn our head prefact hit the fire alarm button. student ran down without following that evacuation plan. hahahhahah! a small fire tho. everyone was wondering "HEY WHERE"S ENCIK SELVA? aren't he suppose to put down the fire?" ROFL. mister kadet bomba black dude. forever promoting his kadet bomba +.+"
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friday got nailed. saturday go 1u. fyi. me, david, daryl teh, triple J and chew planned to be independent for once. we sat ktm from subang parade to kl sentral. from kl sentral we sat transit to kelana jaya station. from kelana jaya station we sat taxi to 1u. conclusion : get a car. drive. duration of time we spend sitting all kinds of public transport is around 2 hours sial. baboon daryl. he was avoiding being seen by a police dat drove through. 5 ppl 1 taxi. squeeeze like sardin. met up with joel and claris. watched stomp the yard. pretty nice show. worth watching. emily's taste is trustable wei. bwahahaha did some snickering act D: emily : eh joel. the ticket is not with me. im serious. i check my handbag already. not there! omg. joel : argh. i tot i passed it to you?emily : where got?! where got?!joel : oh my gosh. how now? *search high and low* panicking.after 10 minutes when he was halfway walking to the ticket counter with his pissed look. " TADDAAA! the tickets. oh o,o" me with my wicked grin. " emily. u ah !!!!! " im just pure childish. don blame me. *** went to some karaoke place at 1 utana fifth floor. its darn expensive. the good thing is there's a mini toilet attaching to each room. thus, for ppl like ev who treat toilet as her second home would be a great thing aye? we were shouting like some gila babi when tatu song was on the list. honestly i pity myself and hy when riley shouted as tho we were 1 million yards away from her. so freaking loud. hahahahha at last i decided to shout along yo. it was plain havoc with people staring in that small opening of our door wondering which maniac is inside. for sure 5 of our faces will be posted big at that karaoke entrance with a huge " BAN from going in" word. hey im anticipating another shouting session. karaoke rock socks! obviously we stop by hitz 10th birthday bash right? since that was our main motive. stage. there were couples sitting on the floor rotting at the back. i find it fascinating somehow when their faces were shown in hitz tv. kindergarden kids who went hyper when they saw ppl distributing balloons x) me and my bro. i know everyone will go "wtf! u don lie. u two don look alike phrase" hahaha =D yeap he's my bro. david wong zheng chen. found my old seafield friends. yi yang: red shirt guy: me: it was once hilarious time playing with them while tugasing as a prefact. there's this rich guy who goes on and on buying loads of coke and start shaking it till it burst out. muahaha sakai fun! oh well as a goood prefact, i make sure they clean dat full-with-coke pondok before heading to class. if not, im so gonna chop dem da next day.
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Create your own Friend Test herejust click on above if u think u know me well. bwahaha D: it might prove u wrong. *wicked grin* fyi. i love it. cos its damn kao hard. seriously. alot ppl fail. just for fun x) click won't harm dudeeee. anyway im feeling much better now. ps: private msg me. teehee if u wanna re-try. LOL! even if u fail. im okay with it. haha i know ur my true fren at least =D
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fyi. shamini's into unicorn. im into pegasus. i guess shamini is back since sim ee the monica is back. tee hee =) life's a bitch. i guess this phrase only applies to me. im such a slumber. whatever. type. of person. if u all do realize but when something crosses the line i drew. i will turn into a devil. first, u told me ur choice is the best. so i listen to ur golden advice hence i sign that blardy SAM form on 22nd of december. later, u complain that im going out too often which i don't think i did. next, u ground me. why can't u actually trust me? blardy hell. why can't you be as open as some parents do? at least a little i would be thankful. yaya im a girl. wtf. gender bias. *** went out yum cha with suzzane, mark, gary, chin siong all. rushed home after receiving "EMILY UR SO DEAD" message from my lovely brother. got screwed again. whatever lah. ur just over protective. no bf. when i actually had the permission to go out, u told me i must come home after 2-3 hours. unreasonable. cbf. i told u dat ur over protective ages ago. but it never knock sense into ur brains huh. i gave up. totally. anyway, maybe its like what everyone would say "its for ur own good" in my opinion, over protective cases like my dad isn't a good thing after all. i will venture what he limit me to do, such as purposely coming back a little late, dyed my hair, having a bf, not asking permission from him to go out ever again etc etc. i rather ask my mum. somehow, i think parents should at least giv their kids a little freedom. by doing so, their kids can learn from the mistake they did. u must always get hurt to have that undesirable lesson. ur overprotecting because u sked i might do the same mistake u did. bah. haih. im 18 dude. please treat me like an eighteen teen. im not the perfect good little daughter u hope that would stay at home studying. sorry. not in the mood. yours sincerely, emily.
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black classy tie. fruity tie. it was a friday. our LAN sketch day. i present to you 'the dutch' its a sketch about how the dutch came malacca. in red. the strong dutch. bwaahahha D: undefeatable. top : chui yi: sin yee: lay ai: me with ak47:extremely flammable peeps. down : ee mei: pui ling: haha notice our ship? and our canon bomb with smiley face =) LOL. : chee hong : jonathan : shubash: our cute ' rempah' sellers x) as a smart sketch chereographer. i put ev as 'the big mosquito'. notice me? am laughing like some mad cow. the combination of mosquito and ev is just too entertaining. my buddy tah eve lynn was our big mosquito who was suppose to sting us 1 by1. malaria girl. haha it was hilarious. ev, well done. teacher said we did very well. hahahahhaha with ppl like us. all plain jokers. love doing retard stuff. sporting is just the term. anyway great job guys! *** whee =D today i had 5 hours break. i went ADP( american degree programme) library. i went lecture theater 2 for the 'creative biotechnology' competition. last but not least, we went STATION ONE. fyi. hahahha syok sendiri. jacoon- ish. happening. mad. crazy. nuts. peoples. camwhore buddies. we go * cheeese =) we go *take picture laaa. we go *eh look here. we go * smiless everyone! my fantabulous desert cost 11 bucks. what the heck. patrik acting cute. bwahahah D: he was forced to do so. * rawr* *** Just now. emily drove without licence! mummy mumbling praying beside me. she was freaking panicky. emily on hitz fm as loud as possible. mum got so frustrated teaching me. her last words. "i won't wanna end up in sjmc with u. God bless you. Goodnight"
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fyi. frustrated with my crappy esl research study draft. blogging might help :) "WOi wake up !! its 9 in the morning. emily! lydia! all of you, wake up! papa on his car engine d." mummy panic bangging my room door. can't blame her tho. my dad did ditched us all and drove back alone. 0.0 lydia. john. david. all kantoi in the car. from subang jaya to malacca suppose to be a 2 hour journey. due to sum sakai jpj people repairing road at this 'correct' timing. anyway the other factor is bcos its ching ming. just boo it ! 3 + hour journey with car not moving at all. perfect. i was complaining cos i wanted to pee so badly. therefore, my dad stop at a road side badly-looking chinese shop for lunch. my goodness. the toilet was a dog kennel look alike place. i decided to tahan till i reach my grandma's place. haha the next best thing was the FOOD. we ordered hokien mee which turns out to be yellow mee. btw its tasteless. next, fried rice. at last, some food human can eat. "OMFG! got cockroach at my rice!" john stood up. he kept trying to puke out what he ate. haha. he ate half of da cockroach wei. chunted sial. i was laughing like shit there. the whole table laughed non-stop. it was blardy hilarious. "okay. where's the cockroach's antena? where's half of the cockroach? where's the leg?" my dad open his eyes widely. turn and stared at me and david. "WHAT the heck? i tot this fried rice was da best dats why i eat damn alot." i got so panicky. i think i ate da cockroach's antena. sohai man. another new record. i ate dog meat in beijing. misunderstood the stall name. i tot it was chicken. until i finish da burger -.- now cockroach antena. *** sunday. it was raining heavily in the morning. 8 am. david msged me. too bad his prank didn't work out. hahah cacat! most who went were guys. who cares? emily gotta go man. everyone cleaning. me snapping. i can see people with umbrella everywhere. uncle : 'emily, i don think u shud snap pictures here. nah. take these colour papers and put.' me: huh.? why not? uncle : haha imagine u snap an extra person in the pic. wootz. dat time see u say fun onot. zheng ing : hahahhahah x) dat's why. today april fool day sumore. maybe later 'ah gong' wanna play with you wei. im speechless. but they succeeded in creeping me out. SPOTTED! look at david? he suppose to place half of it. my grandma is still alive and she's yeling at the moment im snapping it. haha dai sei.! i notice some ppl just know how to make full use with those grave. grow crops? i found this ! seriously ! found it beside my great grandma's grave. no idea what's that tho. ashes? happy april fool? i realise everyone just lurve to prank me huh. and i fall for all. "hahahahhaha april fool laa !" i hear this million of time 2day. piff. off. notice my new playlist. whee =D love it.
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Hello :) I'm Emily with a capital LOUD.
I have been alive for 20 years and have learned that i should live life the fullest.
I am not witty, lovable or rich.
Yet, feminist till the very core.
I am thin, but am constantly hungry.
I follow trends too.
Frankly, I am just like everybody else: ordinary, normal and discontent with their lives.
I still believe in love like how I'd used to believe tipping toe is cool.
I am on goofy mode all the time. Love doing CRAZY stuff.
Lastly, i like sugar very very very much :)
this is just a brief introduction of myself. Well, if there is anything please feel free to ask me through my tagboard.
This is MY blog so Click here if you hate it.
p.s: you wont get prettier even if you hate it.
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me and mojojojo d' baboon.
