Monday, July 27, 2009 @ Monday, July 27, 2009
to be continued...day #2

We woke up at 9am.

Breakfast was at 7am.

& snorkeling was at 9.30am.

We were late! that's for sure.

I pulled that sleeping log who would open his eyes for merely 3 seconds and sleep back again wtf. he is hopeless ok! we ran down to the snorkeling booth hastily, we were gasping for breathe until the boatman (from the previous day) told us that the wave is too strong and its dangerous to snorkel especially for people like me who would sway all over the south china sea wtf. so, we decided to go for the afternoon snorkeling trip and have our breakfast before the staff keep all the food. Their breakfast could only be described using one word, awful. I had some porridge and toast bread only because the rest looks kinda yucky.


Since we had the whole morning to ourselves, we picnic at the poolside where everyone hanged out because the sea is too strong to go. The sea level nearly flood our resort wei! it was that high and the roaring wave got down slowly after lunch.

this was one thing i realized. those caucasians really like to read, i mean seriously! every corner i go, i sure see them reading! even when i step out of my room, i'll see a few of them sitting on the bench outside their room reading. i think its the culture in france or germany if i am not mistaken. Its a really good vibe going on. so i also decided to blend it and look like a studious emilywong! hahahaha fake dao! aiya fake better than nothing ok lol.

i was reading the book i forgotten i read before. the other books at the resort library were in language other than english ( i dont even know what is that!).



while i'm reading, my good ole' boyf would feed me chipsmore nom nom nom eat like panda


so i borrowed him my shades to help him to fall asleep. to satisfy yk you need to provide him what a pig needs, sleep, foood, and nothing else matters :p /poke

this little girl is so adorable! and her father (the one looking at her) plays with her all the time while her mom went diving. so sweet to see both of them wherever we walked.

this three kids are from France because they speak alien language which i don't understand. i have no idea why the girls look like asians or more to phillipino while their brother is so ang mou-ish. my best guess is that the girls are adopted maybe because they have another youngest daugter who also look ang mou-ish.

After awhile of sunbathing, we had our lunch with massive influx of food again. This time we're wiser, we only ate the portion we could, not wanting to force ourselves anymore! i never imagined eating will be a torture until this trip. hahahaha yeekeong agrees with me on this too despite him being a pig.

his face itself speaks a thousand words, don't it?


got bored while waiting for food. i look so bak chi here! ah whatever.


After our fulfilling meal, i insisted we walk around the beach so that our food can digest (cause if not we'll get gastric during snorkeling). i got bored of walking so this is what i did :)


finding for gold

lol i was trying to make a sand castle or should i say a pyramid with yeekeong's face replacing the lion's head hahahaha.

Obviously i failed miserably, so instead i made sand bombs wtf i am so creative aint i (damn bullshit man me)!!! to make a sand bomb also not easy ok it kept falling apart!

my creation to throw at passerbys

this is what happens when you put emily in an island. this picture is beautifully taken don't you think so? :) i gave yk a cookie for this awesome picture! this is yk's best shot.



we went for our 2nd round of snorkeling to four other places. Some we had been before the previous day cause this other boatman did not know our earlier snorkeling trip was canceled due to high tide. Oh well it doesn't matter to us! and this time there were more people! there were around 15 of us (only me and yk are asians), with lots of kids going along. there were an elderly couple who stayed next door to us, and a big family speaking language i don't understand, plus a british family.


this is the british family i was talking about :) the youngest son is the cutest! i was laughing all the way when his dad taught him how to wear the snorkeling gear. he just stuff it into his tiny little head, that cute little boy eee! he would always spit saliva on the mask whenever he steps up the speedboat, then his mom would look at him and chuckled telling him he could clean his googles after sitting down. then all of us would laugh along!

there were four of them. with the eldest (in blue), and he's the most good looking one amongst all, the second one is another brother and both of them looked like those guys in one tree hill. i bet when they grow up many girls will fall head over heals over them. and the third one is a sweet looking girl that looks just like her mom. they are really polite people! i think most british are polite according to hong ta who studies in uk.

look how clear the water is!

throughout every snorkeling trip yk will never fail to disturb me :( stupid boy la! he would pinch me and con me saying some big ass fish bit my ass. some of the times, i was really biten by the fish and not one of his mischievous act. not only that, he would also pull my leg when i'm hyperactive trying to follow fishes then i'll sing 'just keep swimming swimming swimming' like dory. So when he pulls my leg, i move backward instead wtf. And whenever we race to the boat, he surely cheat one lor!! hahahahah but it was fun overall. i think yk was having more fun disturbing me than to look at fishy. oh we went to this place supposingly to see baby sharks, but then there wasn't any there at that time. nevermind :D the snorkeling was fun anyhow!

After snorkeling we played at the swimming pool along with the other kids there :)


we had a bite of ramley burger with fries at the ala cart cafe in the resort with reasonable price. We were too hungry to wait for our dinner! the burger was delicious and hugeee. now i'm hungry thinking of that burger we had :( i'm going to finish up this post quick and grab a maggie up downstairs soon /boohoo

Because we had burger, we told the resort people to reduce our dinner portion, but then again i told you their mission is to make me and yk fei mao #2 and this time it was the scariest meal amongst the 3 days. First was mushroom soup, then a big bowl of salad each, spagetti, 2 dishes of something i couldn't recall, and a blardy big tray of barbequed squid, chicken, beef, lamb (together with 4 kinds of sauces), and we thought it was over. until they bring in desert which are chocolate moose each, and a big plate of fruits. i think we only ate 1bite of every dish the most. we were so full at that time, even the rain at night did not make us less hungrier.

The next day morning we sat on the earliest speedboat to the jetty and took the 9am bus back to kl :)



thankyou love (:



p.s: i found my ear rings! :) am so happy now.
p.p.s: back to uni tomorrow T_T


by,
emily


Sunday, July 26, 2009 @ Sunday, July 26, 2009
adventourous me! pulau perhentian day #1

the holiday ended.

the boyf went back to australia. so here's a quick update on my holidays (:

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i self declared an extra week of holiday (ahaks skipping first week of lectures) to go to Pulau Perhentian for an extra dose of contentment! *jumps with joy up & down* (: (: (: it was a super last minute thing but the travel agent got it done for us in 3 days and off we went. before that, the initial holiday plan was to drive down to Penang with the guys and girls but some of the guys bailed out at the very last minute causing some chain reaction, thus in the end the plan was canceled :( i was both devastated and disappointed at the same time because it was suppose to be my awaiting trip until god-knows-when the next trip will be, since i am suppose to do my internship during next sem break *sulk :(* Then we detoured by going genting to make it feel like we went somewhere during the holidays :D (so sorry the pictures is not with me yet). And the week after genting i decided to go follow my hunch by going to perhentian :o) i pulled boyfie along! he always says yes, so we settled everything in a swift.

we actually made a short video at the end of everyday in perhentian, but too bad i'm not gonna post it cause i loook horrible in it! its funny tho.

It was too rush to buy an air ticket so we took the 8-hour bus to terengganu. It was hell torturing sick ok!!! how can an eight hour drive have only 1 toilet stop wtf?!?! this is insane! I tahan my pee until my bladder literally bao zha but there were people suffering worst circumstances than me. oh hell yes believe me! i was sick the night before (with sudden outburst of rashes) so i took quite an amount of zytech medicine before the bus ride. i slept like a baby in the bus unaware that the couple in front was struggling to keep their pee in too. haha yeekeong was enjoying every moment of it, from where this french couple started asking the bus driver to stop for a toilet stop till they pee-ed by the road side, but i guess the bus driver had no idea what on earth is he talking, so he kept on driving. After 20 minutes or so, he asked again, and this time his wife got agitated and started spamming french (bad) words i guess. Another 30 minutes or so, they took out a plastic bag (and i thought they were going to pee in it, thankgod NO), and started making hell lots of movements and noise. My not-so-nice boyfriend didn't bother to translate to the bus driver that they needed toilet stop (on the side note, there was no toilet all along that area!), and he would just poke me and say 'eh dear see now he nudging the bus driver again! but the bus driver look to his penolong and they say they tak faham apa dia nak hahaha damn funny! you should stay up and watch.'

*shake heads*

the drama ended when the bus stop at the middle of no where around 3am if i am not mistaken, i looked out hoping to see a decent toilet (so i could pee too!) but i saw nothing except for roads and some bushes. So i was wondering why on earth the bus stopped. well, it was because there was no toilet at this whole stretch of kampong narrow road, so the couple had no choice but to went down and do their business beside the bus, at the road side. wow *clap clap* that's something new i don't see everyday!

After the hell journey, we reached Kuala Besut jetty approximately 5.30 am. Surprisingly we are the only chinese around, and the rest are caucasians! so all of us lay around the jetty area, take our breakfast at some mamak stall nearby, and board the first 7.30 boat to pulau perhentian :D i noticed there was a great number of europeans, assuming from france or germany where i don't get what are they speaking and some people from the states, plus uk with british accent that i could recognize (at least). Most of them were around our age, backpackers, in groups, and most are in good shape *smirks* boyfriend around so cannot check out hot ang mou hahaha!


this is our resort. the view from my room looks just the same, i see people sunbathing at timing (mid afternoon) we asians normally hide ourselve in our rooms watching tv.


my room is on the 2nd floor! there, you see people lying beside the pool.


we stayed at arwana resort (i purposely choose the most decent and modern one) for our 3 days 2 nights stay package. i upgraded our room from standard to superior which we had a really huge room with a queen size and a single bed lol. if i payed another 10 bucks i could have gotten the sea view bungalow that are even better ish! oh well nevermind. According to one of the ang mou couple in the speedboat, they say they prefer section of the island that are under-develop because its quieter and brings them closer to nature.

Right before going to perhentian dad actually warned me saying perhentian is a kampong area so i am suppose to expect lots of big spiders, iguana, insects, mosquitoes, worms, and whatever shit i hate! he asked me to be mentally prepared wtf (so kua jiong!) hahahahah thankgod the image of insect crawling inside my blankie image is crushed when i saw that our resort was so awesome! i brought massive salt and mosquito repellent just in case, but didn't get to use it anyway :D that's a happy thing! another happy thing is that there are more Caucasian compared to a few Asians in the resort! i remember last year when i went to redang, the whole island was full with chinese, perhentian is sooo different!

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us in our boat checking people out lol (yeekeong! see la people how romantic!)

we went snorkeling after lunch. speaking of lunch! Homg i tell you. i actually think this resort plan to make me and yk transformed into fei mao #2 by the time we checked out! my package includes 3 buffet meals throughout the day, and because there wasn't many who choose the package so they cooked dishes for us instead. We had 7 dishes per meal oh FML x2. its like we keep eating and the food never stop coming from the kitchen, i felt as tho the more i eat, the more food it is on the table!! from appetizer to desert to tom yam soup to everything! there's prawn, sotong, chicken, beef, fish, basically seafood and meat among our dishes. We ate until we barely move! this is mission impossible!! unless your stomach got a hole lah.

the jetty outside our resort. what a breathtaking view :) what i love most is the colour of the sea, some are blue some are green which i have no idea why.


Apparently there was only me, yk, and another lady going for the snorkling trip on day1. Everyone else in the resort prefer diving :( so we 3, the leftovers and the boatman went ahead.

this is me getting hyped for snorkling! wooo i wanna see sharks!

and this is yeekeong struggling with this snorkling gear.

ohya! let me tell you what happened on the boat. gooodness gracious its the most embarrasing thing ever lah!

ok so this is what i actually wore up the boat. notice my cap!

the speedboat was flying because there were only 3 of us (so its light you see!), and i was so freaking excited that whenever the boat jumps i also follow the wave rhythem and jump HAHAHA! At one point, where the boatman drove faster and faster, adding the fact that the wind was blowing mightily, my cap flew away from my head and landed on the sea WTFFFFF. MY ESPRIT CAP HOMG 60 RINGGIT FLEW AWAY!!!! i was so sad ok that i could feel my heart pincing struggling to keep my tears in (you wouldn't imagine it! oh my money T_T). then the boatman quickly u-turn the boat and yk manage to catch my cap yay happy emily back! the boat man teased me saying i am so clumsy sommore wanna act cool wearing cap and shades (hmph he dont have cap thats why!), he say if my shades also drop into the sea then he will laugh his arse off. pft so bad! yk laughed at me also :( boohooo everyone laughed at me actually *let me hide at a corner*

Moments later, my chair dropped WTFFFFFF! seriously, i don't know why i am that unlucky or clumsy ok! so the boat got to stop and everyone waited for me to fix my useless chair. and this time the boatman jokingly say i spoil his boat hahahahaahhaha too bad. another 20 minutes later, i drop from the same chair AGAIN fml la seriously. stupid chair lah not my fault! i would rather sit on the boat deck if i could, but i was afraid in the end i am the one who is going to drop into the sea. If that really happened, then i can post a FML note at that website already. We reached 'ruang tiga' which is our first snorkeling spot. mr.boatman placed a ladder down from the speedboat for us, and when i wanted to climb, he told me not to spoil his ladder and make his whole boat sink. what the hell i got that sui meh! snorkeling was awesomeeee anyway (: there were many pretty fishes, colorful ones, big ones, scary angelina jolie kind also got! and we saw a million years old big turtle at our 2nd snorkeling spot! fun fact for you people, do you know that turtles eat sand wtf. and i thought turtle was slow, but apparently everyone was struggling to chase that big turtle hahahahaha it was super hillarious just to watch a bunch of people chasing one big turtle. i pro until ask the boatman to chase the turtle with his speedboat, and then i only jump down into the sea. don't blame me cause i swim super slow ok! one little boy even wanted to ride on the turtle damn crazy (obviously he couldn't dive that deep to reach the turtle doink).

we went to three different places to snorkel and there were many pretty corals. there's this one that looked like a brain and yk kept making me stepping on it wtf. anyway, after snorkeling mr.boatman brought us to this part of the island where there was cold mountain water for us to wash ourselve clean. at first i thought he was being ham sap asking us to shower at public places wtf, but then no lah just to splash water and it feels great.

there you see my retarded boyf doing his million dollar pose hahahahha

being the childish self i am, i splashed a bucket of water at yk's face then it signals trouble so i started running like a bak chi, this is how the water fight begun lol. we splashed at each other and ran all over the island like some 6 year old kids playing hide-and-seek hahaha.

In the evening, we took a stroll along the coast of the island until the very end (which is the rocks) and did countless ridiculous stuff in which i'll only post a few picture of it. i'm so sorry if you are sick of my face because there's like 300 pictures with my face wtf.

this is one of the rare picture we both took together. i love my eye colour here! the power of contact lens (: however, my not-so-loving boyfriend never stops to do the 'meow' sound because according to him i look like a cat now! hmph now i'm going to put more cat poison (follow mr.goh's brilliant plan) and murder more cats at the back alley of my house as a revenge because yk loves cat!


i like this picture the most! (one reason is because you don't see the other side of my face with pimple!!) well, yk say i look naked here blah blah blah! what the hell is wrong with him. on the side note, this bench is the best place to sleeep. ever. with the sound of the wave and the crisp blue sky :D whatever spare time we had was spent at this bench :) either reading, sleeping, chatting, or music. heavenly!


being a volleyball pro *cough* at least i know how to serve ok!

and i did my legendary jump picture trying to beat the one i did in bali!

fking high right. or maybe my bali one is higher. hahahaha my hair look like dragonball the kamekameha guy wtf yeng dao *all guys should bow to me and i'll teach them how to get goku's hair*

this is boyfie's starfish jump picture hahahahahahahahah funny shits! i told him to jump, and at first he just stone there (stupid boy!), then i forced him and he gave in by doing that! hahaha love, you are weirdly cute (i can't believe i said that! but at least its better than joyce's mom saying you looking like some chinese actor LOL LIKE HELL).

(i know you people will be wondering why some of my pictures senget here and there! im just too lazy to rotate, so you rotate your heads then!)

we saw this monkey tied up and there was this couple trying to feed kacang to it. But apparently this stupid monkey prefer to bite his green color pail. where got monkey don't want food and rather eat pail? bodoh piah monkey! then one of the guy went and stroke the monkey's chest, and it got horny, showing orgasm face to us hoping that he'll stroke more *eww yuck then i pulled yk away* that is one hell of a disgusting monkey!

swings like this are seen in every part of the island. most of the time you'll see ang mou lying on the hammock with their shades on reading a book . or some, having body massage. or, people like me who really swing around.

first, yk said i look like a porn star in one of the pictures i took with that tree bark wtf. goodness! now this is a cool picture nonetheless. this is where we recorded our first video of the day :D we climbed up and sat on the rocks waiting for sunset and dinner at the same time, because it just feels so good up there!

see how euphoria i became after sitting on the rocks hearing stupid things yk tells me.


i shall end day 1 of perhentian post with this last picture because i'm too sleepy to continue.

sorry, we're just silly like that.


i'll try to post up day 2!



love,
overdue emily.


Tuesday, June 23, 2009 @ Tuesday, June 23, 2009
2 year anniversary QUARANTINE


Happy 2 year anniversary coconut! come to think of it, it actually consist of 1 year of LDR. Goodness, so unbelievable *emily in her state of shock*

Anyway, thats not the point (ok that is partially the point). I'm still having my finals right now (if you're wondering), with a tiny pre-honeymoon after my 3rd paper. Now, i'm finally back to study study study land where you'll see me talking, not to you, but to myself. And no, i'm not crazy ok. I talk to myself to memorize dozen of definition which are 3 sentences long FML.

So you see, our 2 year anniversary with both of us having test, more precisely, studying. THE HELL right. wait a minute, you haven't hear the even juicier news, yk is actually coming back this sunday, while my test is on monday. Not worst enough? Its not too bad still, and one last thing, he is supposingly to be under self quarantine for 7 days from the day he's back. Halleluyah triple kill! So we will only be spending 2 weeks of my holiday together :( how awesome. haha now he is silly happy at the webcam laughing at his own jokes! oh my boyfriend (L)

PUTRAJAYA: Students returning for holidays from the United States, United Kingdom, Australia and the Philippines must quarantine themselves at home for seven days.

(The star, Tuesday June 23)


on a side note, i like being a red head now (: *smiles*


cheers.



emily!


Wednesday, May 27, 2009 @ Wednesday, May 27, 2009
amazing grace to my blog

Dear mellow blog, do not fear, now that thou owner decided not to leave you sobbing all alone in one corner, so she is now brave enough to rise up and show her mangkuk hair publicly.

ok lah it is much better now after a month of talking to my own hair & drinking lots of milk. and if you did notice, my chop off my fringe into bangs :) its high maintenance but it feels so good without any hair touching my eyes (at the moment).

wondering what i'm looking?

hahaha i'm actually counting how many people in the pool before i decide whether to swim or not. shy ok!!

so last weekend mom brought us to stay 1 night at Concorde Hotel because she got this lucky draw for a 2D1N stay at their premium suite. Yeah i know many people (including me) might think its so stupid to actually purposely sleep 1 night at some hotel while i can have the comfort at home. hahaha but after much debate, we decided to go since its free right? emily never resist free stuff in her life before. never. its a sin to do so LOL!

Well the room is actually not as big as how i imagined it to be. I thought it would be like you know, serena's house in gossip girl. But its still big lah definitely, with a small bar, a huge study table, sofa, plasma, and all. It felt as tho i was in a vacation not knowing i'm still in malaysia wtf. Haha the hotel actually provided buffet tea, buffet snacks (6pm-8pm) which is weird, and buffet breakfast which is already included. lol and also unlimited drinks/cocktails at the premium lounge till 11pm. seriously, thankgod its free! because i would never ever pay so much to stay one night ok. the only people i see in the same lounge are 2 japanese business man, and 4 other malay businessman and woman. They all damn weird one lor, its buffet right but they take so damn little! I took 3 rounds of sushi, 2 rounds of dessert, 1 round of everything wtf i'm such a monstaaa! No wonder chee liang and the rest called me black hole 1 :( hahaha and xinyi is black hole #2! Haha omg fun fact! come let me tell you fun fact! you know when i went to swim, i actually saw a malay woman and her daughter wearing a swimming suit that looks just like a baju kurung! and there's a tudung too! its their religion stuff so yeah.

The recent recession wasn't a bad thing afterall, for me at least, for the part where warehouse sales are growing in numbers and the stuff are actually extremely good bargains (: like what magazine always says, bargain hunters are often extremely confident, both with themselves and their fashion sense (the fashion sense part is not true). They get pleasure when people ask them where they got an item and don't make excuses for buying second-hand (this is true!). They are fiercely individualistic, both in looks and attitude (this i'm not so sure). Cheating the big retailers is all part of their game (this is fking true yeah man!). I mean, i don't really bother if those clothes are out of trend as long as its what i like and the its in good condition. so why not?

The zara clearance sales had a big big big x 10000 crowd & its a big blast too! Can you imagine that it took me (who came at 12.30) to line up for 2 and a half hours just to get in. not only that, to pay also need to line up from one corner to the other corner. So you can imagine lah. That aside, the stuff there are super cheap ok! ranging minimum from 10 bucks, and most of the stuff i like are around 30-50 only! I bought 3 stuff for 120 which is quite reasonable for Zara. It was heaven with alot of endurance hahahahahaha :D wanted to go for the 2nd day but then i have assignment to do /boo

Then recently i went to FJ's Benjamin clearence sale that have brands like Guess, Gap, Raoul, banana republic, la senza (yes, the bra brand), and so on. The upside is, its cheap for those who actually frequently purchase these brands all the time, especially for guess! the jeans i wanted to buy (but was a little too tight) cost $200 where the original price is $800 wtf. But its so nice :( i liked the grey wash out effect. Anyway, i bought a handbag and a shiny black top.

My latest craze for britain's got talent is back! hahahaha i've always loved britain got talent compared to american idol :) omg and i can't believe that i don't see Aidan Davis in the semifinals pun *frowns* i actually think he is better than that 10-year old okri girl who got in maybe due to her 'cuteness' what the hell ok. Click the link to see his video, and go watch okri's semifinals then you'll see the comparison! ish.

one more thing! i predict this blog will be dead once again until my finals is over! My exam date very kanasai lar, first paper on the 11th june and last paper on 29th june. Oh great.






love
emily.


Sunday, April 19, 2009 @ Sunday, April 19, 2009
randomy

I found this thing from my brother's notes that made my jaw dropped. I am now utterly speechless yet amazed at his chemistry teacher. He is in SAM bytheway. hahaha the same matriculation i did last last year (if i'm not wrong HAHA).

Those who remember our sam years, you might recognize what is all this about.

Title: PS We love planet Earth

A brownish yellowish haze called PS,
It's caused by NO and unburnt HCs,
They're primary pollutants from exhaust fumes,
Forming SP, like NO2 and ozone,

The O3 + NO gives NO2,
HOO + NO also gives you that
NO2 dissociates to NO and O,
The NO formed will form NO2 again...

Chorus:
If we don't do our parts to save our planet Earth,
Plants and animals will gradually die,
Enhanced GE, PS and how about acid deposition...
La da da da da ...

(with the tune of Colours of the wind in Pocahontas by Vanessa Williams)

PS - photochemical smog
HC - Hydrocarbon
SP - Secondary pollutants
GE - Greenhouse effect

His chemistry teacher wrote this song and sang it to them in class with the lights off hahahaahhaha! Awesome aye?


Sunday, April 12, 2009 @ Sunday, April 12, 2009
reincarnation of this blog!

we're busy bees!

Sorry for the lack of updates, i really should've gotten to it sooner. Before i begin, i realize the number of readers in my blog managed to hit the zero note. All hail to queen emily who choose not to close her blog nor to update it. Sometimes i am just too reluctant to report to people about my life but at the same time if i were to close this blog down, i won't have anything to remember about in the future. Oh! i know what's the word for it, trade off!!! shit lah business terms are absorbing in my soul.

Its easter tomorrow :) i miss the good old times where we're suppose to paint easter eggs during children church where i was the excited one collecting everyone's egg so that i could have alot of eggs to show mommy. What a brat huh. Having said that, do you know yeekeong got a dinosaur egg? jengjengjeng *horror face*

Did i not tell you that its my mid-sem break now :) After this break, you will never see the presense of emily anymore! i'll have all my assignments datelines, text, and worst of all my finals behold me. Frankly, if i manage to survive, i would donate a sugar each to any ants i see.

Do any of you wonder what is the point of all of this? Just say if i really did very well for my degree, and just say i got a job in the big 4, and that i manage to climb up the managerial ladder, and what if 10 years from then i question myself, what is all this for? haih honestly, i have no idea. i really need to find the purpose of my life.

this is Taylor Momsen :)

on a very unrelated note, i'm turning from a caterpillar to a butterfly :) ok what i wanted to say is, due to my sudden fond of Taylor Momsen's awesome style (which is Jenny Humphrey in Gossip Girl), i've started learning how eye linear works. its like a whole new world out there man. Its like Hello! how hard can it be right? you won't believe it until you really try it. I think i'm a pro in removing eye linear instead, my parkinson hand can't stop shaking so either i poke the eye liner into my eyes or i'd draw it uglily and become amy winehouse wtf. i've cut my hair too (if you did realize from the first picture up there)! yes, again. this time its much shorter, but i hate the fringe! its really annoying and ugly as well! i think i'm going to cut it straight soon :( Then i'll be 'liu hai mei' wtf.

ok i have to get going to church now :) have a great holiday to those who have *smirks* and live it fully because another holiday would be 10000 years later! omg so pesismistic hor. whatever man, its true k! it feels like 10000 years later to me.



xoxo,
busybody HAHAAHAHHA.


Monday, March 23, 2009 @ Monday, March 23, 2009
surprise #1

Dear abandon blog,

It is my 21st anniversary today with that smelly boy in Australia!! I, myself was shocked that we really made it this far lol. Yeekeong claims that i love to torture him. He also claims that i always poke him even without noticing it. Funny thing is, i received a surprise gift from him. He told me to collect it from his mom because his parents went to visit him a week ago.

His mom's reaction when she passed me the present was so funny man! She said she don't know what it is but there is a lot alot alot of needles hahahahah homg. Damn weird right my boyfriend buys me needles!

Anyway, i opened it. and its a voooodoooo doll :):):) *smiling non-stop* i liked it darling! and inside that zip hides a letter aww :)



Its super kute!! And i could put his baby picture there! One time i told yeekeong that he looked cuter when he was young :) , wow he immediately gimme the grumpy face HAHAHA omg damn funny shits. oh and look at those needles! there's red and black love. Red love means something good whereas the black one means poking him whenever he's naughty.

For example, one day yk said he wanna punish me by farting around me and tries to look innocent while pointing to everyone in the elevator that it was me who farted wtf. Haih why my boyfriend like that! he even came out with a plan where he hold my hand tight tight so that i can't move.

For such cases, i would take a black needle and poke that voodoo's butt /hmph!

or, i could write a note saying 'you must love me and only me!' and poke it to the heart of the voodoo then he's curse to love me foreber hahaha. oklah wtf only i am that mou liu to play with such things. I even tried poking the voodoo with all the needles. I'm so sadistic huh.

Look at baby yeekeong! lol hen ke ai :) like a sumo! hahaha he's so gonna kill me when he reads this post.


yay and apparently i'll get lots and lots of surprises every month *eyes sparkle*
and when yeekeong asked me to guess what it'll be.







i guessed, pad hahahahahahahahahahah sorry i'm random like that!



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Before that, i wanna show you my awesome oxford pumps i got from the bazaar at 3k :) its the tallest heals i have! Normally i'll only go for 2 - 3 inches, if not i'll look like a freaking twin tower and my dear friends wouldn't want to stand beside me :( oxford pumps will be my new fetish for now :o)

prettay :)


love,
emily .


Thursday, March 12, 2009 @ Thursday, March 12, 2009
i'm turning from a bamboo to a pig

sudden influx of sadness due to the size of my body, and decided to write a short post before starting on my accounting information system reading *sulk*

before that, i want to apologize to those who feel that i'm indirectly insulting them.

With that aside, now i am going to share on the devastating truth where i evolved from a 'bamboo' to a pig!!! i was so ignorant for the past 19 years taking for granted with what God blessed me. Unlike other girls who watch their weight religiously, it didn't occur to me that i would have to, because honestly i have a very high metabolic rate. Last time, normally after a big big meal (something like buffet), then i would head to the toilet after 2 hours or so! Later on, i can actually start gobbling like crazy once again. Bottomless? i guess.

Well, the triumphant days is now gone. Recently, in precise, after Chinese new year, i noticed the change in size i am going through when my cousin jokingly told me to try on those public weighing machine you see in shopping complex. I was so devastated after seeing the scale! :/ I actually gained 5 kg wtf. I've never gained so much in my entire life that i went bonkers for that particular day trying to convince myself that the machine could be spoiled or my handphone adds the weight or i just had lunch and that is why! No matter how many reasons i came out with, it is evidently observable with my flabby thighs, flabby arms, big backside, and a sad looking tummy :( *sulk even more* I was awestruck when i couldn't fit in one of my jeans, and barely fit some of my shorts.

What a vast difference from the past man! This is the first time i've encounter this. So, i actually swore that i am going to run everyday, do more exercise and try to eat less especially during dinner. I don't see any difference yet tho :o( My lunch is so unhealthy /boo i eat fastfood so much (around 3 times a week), because of those attractive promotion they are having now. Ahh dilemma shits! Ahh the pain of looking at the amount calories chart before eating my McChicken.

Its getting late! buahaha watchman esok (: i heard there's a naked blue man running around wtf. I wonder if it is censored, i think it is. yeekeong told me the screening in australia can see everything k. YUCK!




Believe it or not, my LDR is actually getting better lol. I can't believe it myself! *shocked* don't kembang ah stupid yk!





yours truly,
mily


Tuesday, March 03, 2009 @ Tuesday, March 03, 2009
emily's movie reviews

If some of you might not know, i am actually very particular when it comes to movies. What i hate the most is to watch some rubbish movie that is evidently a waste of money just to produce it. Worst of all, if i was watching it in a cinema! my eight bucks and my priceless 2 hours gone just like that. Snap la! *do the kanasai face*

Since i have lots of time in my hands now, i am going to briefly review some of the movies i watched recently. Actually there's way too many, so i'll just pick those i can remember (especially those sucky ones HAHA). critic is fun ok.

Start off with the most recent movie i watched!

Love Matters by Jack Neo (the singapore show that is filmed in msia)

4/10

I know its a Jack Neo film and i had high expectations for this film. Up to my dismay, it was a disaster. No doubt there are a few good actor and actresses (those singapore ones) whom shined throughout the movie. hahaha i personally think that the ah por is so kute, yet her perfomance in 'Money not enough 2' is a more remarkable one. The dissappointing fact is, I seriously don't understand why Jack Neo picked some amateur actor/actresses (which zj said those are malaysian actor/actresses) in this particular film. If there was an award for actor who tries too hard yet projects himself like a weak, gay-ish cry baby, i would proudly present that award to the actor who cast for the teenager boy in this movie. They are trying way too hard man in expressing their actions which made them looked like a complete fool. For story line, i would say its pretty predictable. For humour, yah its not too bad lah. There are quite a few funny lines! I recommend it for students who are easily entertained. or, even more sarcasticly, those who miss seeing pinafour.



Milk by Gus Van Sant


7.5/10 for the movie; 10/10 for Sean Penn's performance

I still remembered myself doubting Sean Penn when he won the oscars for Best male actor. I was hoping for Mickey Rourke in 'the wrestler' since he's not young anymore and that this could be his last shot in winning an Oscars. After watching 'Milk', I really think he deserve it. Its a story about a guy named Harvey Milk (which explains why the title is milk -.-) and how he fought for the rampant discrimination against and hatred of homosexual because he believes that he should accomplish something despite his age. The most prominant image of Sean Penn starring as Harvey Milk is that permanent grin of his that is so similar with the real Harvey Milk. I was completely startled when i saw how alike Sean Penn made himself to portray as the legendary Harvey Milk. Maybe most people (like me) don't know who is harvey milk yet, but after watching this movie you will have a clear picture of his fight for homosexual.

Here's a picture of the REAL Harvey Milk

Frozen River
by Courtney Hunt

6.8/10

In this movie, Melissa Leo was a mother of 2 sons, a teenager and a younger boy whom is perhaps 7. Her husband left home 10 days before Christmas, he was a hardcore gambler and he ran away with a big sum of money which is suppose to be the deposit for their new home. They are currently living in a worn out trailer struggling through life day by day. With her mininum wage at a local stor is insufficient to take care of her 2 kids and to secure their house alone. Thus, she scummed to the last choice which is to smuggle immigrants from Canada through the frozen St. Lawrence River, and was forced to risk a lot in order to get the money they needed. The peak of the plot where she threw a luggage owned by a pakistani couple at the frozen river not knowing that a baby is inside, it was thrilling nonetheless. Despite that, i find this movie being draggy. After finish watching, i actually think this movie is a bad influence lol.


Rachel Getting Married
by Jonatha Demme


6/10

Anne Hathaway was nominated for Best actress in this movie if i'm not wrong. And i quote ev 'not bad for a disney star who started off in Princess Diaries and now acting this role of a completely different type of Anne Hathaway we never seen before'. yes, i truly agree. In this movie 'rachel getting married', Anne Hathaway act as an addict who just came out from rehab and how her family treat her differently and about the conflicts between her sister. The plot is good. But..i could only say, its an excellent film sabotaged by execrable camera work. I personally loathe watching a film with a HAND HELD CAMERA wtf. My past experience of such kind of films such as Cloverfield and Quarrentine irks me to my very soul. The cliche trend is a pain in the ass. I know it is suppose to make it look much more "realistic", but the shaking of the camera and the sudden change/movement of scope, the close up of your actor's nose is very distracting (if you get what i mean). And i didn't really enjoy the forever singing and dancing negro relatives in the movie. At first it was ok, but after 2 hours of tribal singing, i had it. I heard it took them 33 days to film this movie, not sure if its real, but to produce a movie in such short period of time, i would definitely give you a token for that. A great movie? i doubt.


Ok i'm tired to continue with all the other movies lol. All this is just my humble *cough* point of view. everyone differs, remember that!


Sunday, March 01, 2009 @ Sunday, March 01, 2009
i realize...

: Dogs with nickname such as pumpkin is cute.

: My playlist is repeating since 5 hours ago. I tend to hear sad songs to make myself worst. I'm hearing 'dream' over and over again.

: Cut dick movies are not suppose to be watched before bed eww. Damn disgusting that i had to forward it like hell.

: I think Meryl Streep deserve an Oscar compared to Kate Winslet (ok omg surely everyone come bomb me)

: My dad said i'm bitter today (its really rare whenever my dad talks to me). And he asked God to grant me more compassion. i started self reflecting since then :(

: A friend of mine who loves bombing me in chinese tuition last time hated Australia as much as i do too. I'm surprised.

: I dislike people who self pity. I'm afraid if i would be one, one day. Nah its impossible.

: Lilian tagged me as 'the one that always gets hurt' hahaha she's berivery right!

: Yeekeong likes stealing my emoticons. Its his hobby. Who ask me to have adorable emoticons :)

: Distance is killing.

: My expectations for him is way too much. I get disappointed; he gets hurt. No winner.

: I'm slowly learning to say sorry.

: I still love him.



bye.